QUAGSIRE FAN12???
I'm a stupid doll
so post jokes you think are funny
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QUAGSIRE FAN12???
I'm a stupid doll
what about now:
whats brown and sticky?
a stick
whats brown and sticky?
a stick
That's a bad joke :/
Here's one that my friend sent me on there phone
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Extremcario
Extreme is born
How about this:
There was a man living in a farm with his extremely stupid son. One day, when a visitor is about to come, the man told his son, "When he comes in, he'll ask where I am, tell him 'he is in his office.' When he goes further, he'll see a stump. Tell him that the tree was cut off. When he tells you that you are really smart, say it's a family trait."
When the man comes and the boy goes to greet him. The man asks, "Say, there were pigs in this area, where are they?"
"They're in his office," the son replied.
The man walks further in, and then asks him where his father was.
"He was chopped off," was the reply.
"You are a really stupid boy," says the man.
"It's a family trait," replied the boy.
There was a man living in a farm with his extremely stupid son. One day, when a visitor is about to come, the man told his son, "When he comes in, he'll ask where I am, tell him 'he is in his office.' When he goes further, he'll see a stump. Tell him that the tree was cut off. When he tells you that you are really smart, say it's a family trait."
When the man comes and the boy goes to greet him. The man asks, "Say, there were pigs in this area, where are they?"
"They're in his office," the son replied.
The man walks further in, and then asks him where his father was.
"He was chopped off," was the reply.
"You are a really stupid boy," says the man.
"It's a family trait," replied the boy.
You won't get this one unless you live in england or you know how a yorkshireman talks.
btw, there already is a jokes thread.
The North Yorkshire version of "hello!" magazine - "hey'up!" magazine.
I'm not funny
I'm not funny
btw, there already is a jokes thread.
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