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Jokes!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Discussion' started by Zapdogr, Jan 17, 2008.

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  1. Zapdogr

    Zapdogr Zap King!!!

    Post you're best jokes here
     
  2. Swampy

    Swampy Crack the Skye

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


    :D?
     
  3. Property of Kirby

    Property of Kirby now belongs to...

    You win, good sir!
     
  4. Swampy

    Swampy Crack the Skye

    Why, thank you!
     
  5. Leona

    Leona YOU JELLY?

    nice job posting a joke thread when you don't even have any yourself

    Closed.
     
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