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Well, other than my other fic, I thought I’d try this for fun.
KG TV
Episode 1: Captive Cable!
*Kyogre is calmly sitting in his pool sipping tea while Groundon, who right now is incredibly frustrated, was struggling to set up the recorder. Kyogre sighs and urges Groundon to hurry up. Groundon moves back next to Kyogre and the show can finally start*
Kyogre: Hey everybody! For those of you who don’t know, I’m Kyogre, mystical water beast, and this is *points to Groundon, hustling him to introduce his lazy butt*.
*Funky street rap starts playing and Groundon shows up with a beanie, a gold chain, and a basketball*
Groundon: *Groundon starts speaking while rapping to the music* Yo my name Groundon! Yeah and you better get your game on!
Kyogre: Wrong anime moron. Anyways, we got bored being held captive so we thought we’d start a broadcast.
Groundon: That’s right G! For those who don’t know *Kyogre sighs as Groundon continues to rap* we’ve been trapped by Team Aqua-yo!
Kyogre: Quit the act. Stop being such a wannabe. *turns back towards audience* Well folks, let’s interview our first guest. Oh, here he comes now! Give a big hand to…ARCHIE!
*Archie walks dizzily towards the stage like a Spinda*
Archie: *hiccup* Sup! Hello *points to Kyogre* Groundon and hello *waves at Groundon* Kyogre. How are you guys today?
Groundon: *whispers to Kyogre* Archie’s acting even gayer than usual. What’s up with that?
*Archie pulls out a giant mug full of beer*
Archie: Say hello to my little friend! *burp*
Kyogre: Does that answer your question?
Groundon: I always wondered…why does beer turn humans into idiots?
Kyogre: It doesn’t, Archie just has issues. Of course, he’s even more retarded when he’s drunk.
*Archie gargles while Kyogre and Groundon look away.*
Groundon: If he really is drunk, let’s mess with him!
*Kyogre turns toward Archie*
Kyogre: Tell us, what’s it like being a moronic, idiotic, stupid, dorky, retarded, cruddy, good-for-nothing slug?
Archie: 24! *hiccup*
Groundon: That was deep, real deep man. *grabs a mike and holds it in front of Archie* Now, answer as clearly as you can because there might be cops watching. Now, where is your secret hideout?
Archie: Oh that’s an easy one! *starts screaming address into the mike* we’re located in a small cave. From Sootopolis City, go south, pass the big pointy rock, and take a left by the giant sparkly Magikarp *burp*. It also has a giant sign on the front door that says: “Archie’s Base…I’m sexier than Maxie will ever be!!
Kyogre: Can I ask you one last question?
Archie: Yes dear, we can do it, together. LOVE CONQUERS ALL!!!
Kyogre *gets as far away from Archie as possible* oookay…can you hit that big red button over there? *points to a giant button with the words “Kyogre and Groundon Release Button Note: Why was Archie stupid enough to make a button like this?” on it*
Archie: Sure! *slams big red button* “Emergency! EMERGENCY! DUE TO ARCHIE’S STUPIDITY, THE BASE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!” *base blows up while Kyogre and Groundon escape*
Groundon: Well, that was easy.
Kyogre: Hook, line, and sucker.
*meanwhile, back at Archie’s hideout, Archie finally comes to his senses…sort of…*
Archie: Where are Kyogre and Groundon? *Looks and sees the cops at the front door* Oh god! *faints while cops take him away*
Kyogre: Now that we’re out of that dump, what’s next?
Groundon: Notin…it’s the end of the show…UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!
Kyogre: Now let’s find a studio to broadcast some more...and now, the end credits!
CREDITS
Created by Da’ dude
Story by Da’ dude
Annoying Cast
Kyogre & Groundon
Drunk Archie thanks to Kyogre getting him hooked
Recording set provided by idiotic Aqua grunts
Groundon and Kyogre need your support! Donate your reviews so they can by a new studio!
That was a mouthful! Well, hope I get some reviews! Later! ;munchlax;
KG TV
Episode 1: Captive Cable!
*Kyogre is calmly sitting in his pool sipping tea while Groundon, who right now is incredibly frustrated, was struggling to set up the recorder. Kyogre sighs and urges Groundon to hurry up. Groundon moves back next to Kyogre and the show can finally start*
Kyogre: Hey everybody! For those of you who don’t know, I’m Kyogre, mystical water beast, and this is *points to Groundon, hustling him to introduce his lazy butt*.
*Funky street rap starts playing and Groundon shows up with a beanie, a gold chain, and a basketball*
Groundon: *Groundon starts speaking while rapping to the music* Yo my name Groundon! Yeah and you better get your game on!
Kyogre: Wrong anime moron. Anyways, we got bored being held captive so we thought we’d start a broadcast.
Groundon: That’s right G! For those who don’t know *Kyogre sighs as Groundon continues to rap* we’ve been trapped by Team Aqua-yo!
Kyogre: Quit the act. Stop being such a wannabe. *turns back towards audience* Well folks, let’s interview our first guest. Oh, here he comes now! Give a big hand to…ARCHIE!
*Archie walks dizzily towards the stage like a Spinda*
Archie: *hiccup* Sup! Hello *points to Kyogre* Groundon and hello *waves at Groundon* Kyogre. How are you guys today?
Groundon: *whispers to Kyogre* Archie’s acting even gayer than usual. What’s up with that?
*Archie pulls out a giant mug full of beer*
Archie: Say hello to my little friend! *burp*
Kyogre: Does that answer your question?
Groundon: I always wondered…why does beer turn humans into idiots?
Kyogre: It doesn’t, Archie just has issues. Of course, he’s even more retarded when he’s drunk.
*Archie gargles while Kyogre and Groundon look away.*
Groundon: If he really is drunk, let’s mess with him!
*Kyogre turns toward Archie*
Kyogre: Tell us, what’s it like being a moronic, idiotic, stupid, dorky, retarded, cruddy, good-for-nothing slug?
Archie: 24! *hiccup*
Groundon: That was deep, real deep man. *grabs a mike and holds it in front of Archie* Now, answer as clearly as you can because there might be cops watching. Now, where is your secret hideout?
Archie: Oh that’s an easy one! *starts screaming address into the mike* we’re located in a small cave. From Sootopolis City, go south, pass the big pointy rock, and take a left by the giant sparkly Magikarp *burp*. It also has a giant sign on the front door that says: “Archie’s Base…I’m sexier than Maxie will ever be!!
Kyogre: Can I ask you one last question?
Archie: Yes dear, we can do it, together. LOVE CONQUERS ALL!!!
Kyogre *gets as far away from Archie as possible* oookay…can you hit that big red button over there? *points to a giant button with the words “Kyogre and Groundon Release Button Note: Why was Archie stupid enough to make a button like this?” on it*
Archie: Sure! *slams big red button* “Emergency! EMERGENCY! DUE TO ARCHIE’S STUPIDITY, THE BASE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!” *base blows up while Kyogre and Groundon escape*
Groundon: Well, that was easy.
Kyogre: Hook, line, and sucker.
*meanwhile, back at Archie’s hideout, Archie finally comes to his senses…sort of…*
Archie: Where are Kyogre and Groundon? *Looks and sees the cops at the front door* Oh god! *faints while cops take him away*
Kyogre: Now that we’re out of that dump, what’s next?
Groundon: Notin…it’s the end of the show…UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!
Kyogre: Now let’s find a studio to broadcast some more...and now, the end credits!
CREDITS
Created by Da’ dude
Story by Da’ dude
Annoying Cast
Kyogre & Groundon
Drunk Archie thanks to Kyogre getting him hooked
Recording set provided by idiotic Aqua grunts
Groundon and Kyogre need your support! Donate your reviews so they can by a new studio!
That was a mouthful! Well, hope I get some reviews! Later! ;munchlax;
