Exactly, hence the HA! xD
Sadly, the only characters that André would actually be interested in are Kyle and Adrianne. André doesn't like facial hair so Isaac is out, Val smells like cigarette smoke, and the other girls are just a little too tomboyish for André's taste. (Just because your bi doesn't mean your attracted to everyone.)
Dude, triggered. Facial hair is the best! Clean shaven boys look like babies, André needs to get his priorities in order.
In the words of André. "Who wants to kiss a face full of hair? Yuck!"
And on top of that babies are cute. André likes cute. xD Evidenced by his taste in Pokémon.
How tiny are Eeveelutions anyway? I know it's smaller than average Leafeon, but still. lolhe heard the small sound of a zipper and looked to his satchel to see his small Leafeon poke her head out of the bag and let out a huge yawn.