Let's Pretend

In this game, one poster would say "Let's pretend that ___" and the other person would pretend that it happened and said "Let's pretend___". It may not be the best explanation, so here's an example!

Poster 1:"Let's pretend that fish could walk on land with their fins and nobody knew."

Poster 2:"Hey, why is that fish walk on his fins?

Let's pretend that the sky was green instead of blue."

All SPPF rules apply.

 

Yay! Approved! Now I'll start it off.

Let's pretend one day it started raining elephants

 

its raining elephants no biggie XD

lets pretend that u are invivible.

 

... Who?

Let's pretend you're not invisible.

 

YOU GO HITLER WOOO something is wrong with me, I know it

Let's pretend Elvis didn't die.

 

Err.. Elvis n Bieber duet? XD

Lets pretend aliens existed.

 

ok.i don't care. (and btw some weirdos people think aliens exist so that might not be the best thing to pretend.)

let's pretend dog sh*t was money.

 

*gets a dog* MAKE ME RICH, FLUFFY.

Let's pretend zebras were trying to dominate the world.

 

they aren't?

let's pretend that we could all shoot rockets out of our asses if we said "mary poppins"

 

Mary Poppins! Mary Poppins! Mary Poppins! Mary Poppins! *is accelerating to the sky*

Let's pretend money grew on trees

 

Did I just see my butterknife blush when I picked it up?

Let's pretend that everytime someone tells a lie, Earth gets closer to the sun.

 

[I said nothing, because I am dead, because the sun burned up the entire solar system 555 years ago.]

Let's pretend Jersey Shore's a charity center.

 

its still a sh*thole.

let's pretend i cared about disney.

 

Hey, have you heard about the new Disney movie?

Let's pretend people had wheels instead of feet and cars had feet instead of wheels.

 

anywhere with stairs becomes hell.

imagibe that i could spell correctly.

 

Those grammar freaks won't have to worry about you

Let's pretend that the sun had pink polkadots,sunglasses, a top hat, and a smile.

 

"You know, I always feel like something with a bad sense of fashion is watching me, while creepily smiling at me. Isn't that strange?"
Let's pretend that the diamond pickaxe was the worst pickaxe.

 

I don't want the diamond pickaxe! I want the rubber pickaxe!

Let's pretend that the only way to get food is to get them from fast food places.

 

That's lard-tastic!

Let's pretend that Stunfisk and Magikarp were the world's best Pokemon

 

"In all my Wifi battles I won with Magikarp and Stunfisk"

Let's pretend that you had ten mouths.