Let's Pretend

[Lluc]

In this game, one poster would say "Let's pretend that ___" and the other person would pretend that it happened and said "Let's pretend___". It may not be the best explanation, so here's an example!

Poster 1:"Let's pretend that fish could walk on land with their fins and nobody knew."

Poster 2:"Hey, why is that fish walk on his fins?

Let's pretend that the sky was green instead of blue."

All SPPF rules apply.

 

[Lluc]

Yay! Approved! Now I'll start it off.

Let's pretend one day it started raining elephants

 

[Steampunk]

its raining elephants no biggie XD

lets pretend that u are invivible.

 

[Schade]

... Who?

Let's pretend you're not invisible.

 

[GalladeofSpades]

YOU GO HITLER WOOO something is wrong with me, I know it

Let's pretend Elvis didn't die.

 

[Cutty]

Err.. Elvis n Bieber duet? XD

Lets pretend aliens existed.

 

[Ghosts of the Forums]

ok.i don't care. (and btw some weirdos people think aliens exist so that might not be the best thing to pretend.)

let's pretend dog sh*t was money.

 

[GalladeofSpades]

*gets a dog* MAKE ME RICH, FLUFFY.

Let's pretend zebras were trying to dominate the world.

 

[Ghosts of the Forums]

they aren't?

let's pretend that we could all shoot rockets out of our asses if we said "mary poppins"

 

[Lluc]

Mary Poppins! Mary Poppins! Mary Poppins! Mary Poppins! *is accelerating to the sky*

Let's pretend money grew on trees

 

[Lluc]

Did I just see my butterknife blush when I picked it up?

Let's pretend that everytime someone tells a lie, Earth gets closer to the sun.

 

[Pir8Heart]

[I said nothing, because I am dead, because the sun burned up the entire solar system 555 years ago.]

Let's pretend Jersey Shore's a charity center.

 

[Ghosts of the Forums]

its still a sh*thole.

let's pretend i cared about disney.

 

[Lluc]

Hey, have you heard about the new Disney movie?

Let's pretend people had wheels instead of feet and cars had feet instead of wheels.

 

[Ghosts of the Forums]

anywhere with stairs becomes hell.

imagibe that i could spell correctly.

 

[Lluc]

Those grammar freaks won't have to worry about you

Let's pretend that the sun had pink polkadots,sunglasses, a top hat, and a smile.

 

[RaveJackal]

"You know, I always feel like something with a bad sense of fashion is watching me, while creepily smiling at me. Isn't that strange?"
Let's pretend that the diamond pickaxe was the worst pickaxe.

 

[Lluc]

I don't want the diamond pickaxe! I want the rubber pickaxe!

Let's pretend that the only way to get food is to get them from fast food places.

 

[RaveJackal]

That's lard-tastic!

Let's pretend that Stunfisk and Magikarp were the world's best Pokemon

 

[Lluc]

"In all my Wifi battles I won with Magikarp and Stunfisk"

Let's pretend that you had ten mouths.