Mangle the Famous Phrase Above You (Approved By Dramatic Melody)

[ShinySandshrew]

WhoIsWho, you are issued a retraction for breaking poles that hold up the tent. This is your first rake. This is your first morning. Please keep your rakes and and the way you change your clothes clean. This message will also be sent to your parents.

On a different note, WhoIsWho, you don't have to change who said the quote's clothes when you change the rest.

"Buy the ticket, take the ride" Hunter S. Thompson

That was not something that was open for mangling, WhoIsWho. That was a warning. Please remove the post where you mangled my warning.

 

[The Meddler]

That was not something that was open for mangling, WhoIsWho. That was a warning. Please remove the post where you mangled my warning.

Then post a quote for me to mangle, I need to mangle something

 

[strategiser24]

Here's one

You know what they say, a rolling stone gathers no algae.

 

[Kikas123]

You know what they say, a rolling stone gathers no algae.

A Rolling Stone gathers several used organs between each show.

"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately?"- Ben Franklin

 

[The Meddler]

"We must all hang ourselves, or assuredly we shall all hang each other?"

"Buy the ticket, Take the ride"

 

[Malph]

Buy the ride, get a ticket for going 65 in a school zone.

"Liberty, equality, fraternity, or death;-- the last, much the easiest to bestow, O Guillotine!"-A Tale of Two Cities

 

[ShinySandshrew]

Libraries, equations and fraternities; all of these bestow death!

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
(Kurt Vonnegut, Cold Turkey)

 

[Murton]

"One of the modern things about few good times: If you entertain us horribly on television, you will have died in vain. You will have died for us."
Yes, that was terrible.

"Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the whole staircase
Martin Luther King Jr.

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

Faith is taking the first cup, even though you can't see all the food.

There's no turning back

Mirror's Edge

 

[Deleted member 133172]

There's no turning back, we removed you legs.

*googles famous quotes because he knows none*

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

A Jynx who won't live for warmth is not allowed to die.

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.

James Fallows

 

[Malph]

Always write checks to your electric company. Never mail them.

"Alas! poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio."-Hamlet

 

[ShinySandshrew]

Alas! poor Economy. We knew him well, America.

"Luke. I am your father." (Darth Vader, Star Wars)

 

[MugoUrth]

"Luke, I am the result of years of torture."

"I pledge allegiance to the flag!"

 

[Devastator2000]

"I pledge allegiance to something that isn't even alive."

"I think, therefore I am'

 

[MugoUrth]

"Try Pink Air Spore, Siam."

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

 

[King of Pichus]

"Puke, I am your maker."
"A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet."-Juliet, Romeo and Juliet-William Shakespeare

 

[MugoUrth]

"A man by any other name would be called Steven."

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."

 

[Devastator2000]

"If it doesn't ****, you have constipation'.


"Rome wasn't built in a day."

 

[MugoUrth]

"Rome wasn't built in a cake."

"I was once a Tree-house. I lived in a cake. But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake."