Guess what?
Picture me sitting at home on Friday. In the late hours, I suddenly see that our nations 'Outbreak Management Team' was planning an emergency conviening with our head of state on Saturday, due to Omicron. Saturday evening, the news broke, and I was just praying that stuff would go into effect come
Monday - as I already had tickets for a
Sunday midday viewing.. And then my country went into a hard lockdown, per Sunday
morning - until at least
Januari 14th.
GOD F***ing DAMN! I WAS SEVEN HOURS AWAY!!!
Then my girlfriend asked why my mood instantly soured - and gave several ideas that might help (such as floating the idea that the movie might be up on premium vod in our country soon due to these measures) - but also...
Why not just go to a neighbouring country? As it just happens, I'm Dutch.. and the Netherlands isn't a big country and I only live like an hour and half away from Antwerp, which is a big city in
Belgium. Which apparently didn't have a curfue and no lockdown and no further restrictions for visitors from the Netherlands.
Thus I looked up a theater there for a viewing on Sunday and well, got a pretty good spot in an Imax theater. Kinda bummed out that my commute was actually longer then the actual movie, but at least I didn't get spoiled!
And what a movie it was!
Honestly a 9.5/10. The half point is purely because of the wonky as hell way they treated Tom Hardy.
I love how he's essentially graduated from HighSchool now and moved into the city. Which eleviates the issue for Tom Holland looking like a kid since now he can be aged up a bit for an ESU-storyline.
Not Kate's mom putting a hit out on Clint lol. Does that mean that lady from Sam and Bucky's show works for her?? Cuz I thought she hired Yelena.
The mom be like I can't lose my kid to violence then decides to work with someone who would kill her without even a second thought.
Val recruited Yelena to her initiative, and her ordering the hit on Clint in the BlackWidow PCS was just giving her an assignment - which now falls straight into Hawkeye's timeline. Val is supposedly a government liaison. Eleanor probably has her number through Kingpin (who certainly does have his puppets within the government (as we saw in DareDevil s3). As such, Val definitely doesn't work for Eleanor Bishop.
I suspect it's more that the lady from FATWS (Val) and Kate's mum work for or within the same circles as Kingpin - maybe Bishop Security is a legitimate front for Kingpin's activities. Would explain why a black market auction occurred where the mum held a charity event? A reflection of the "hiding illegal activities within an event for good deeds" (for lack of a better phrase).
Here's a bombshell: The hotel that auction was held at is the same actual hotel Wilson Fisk bought in DareDevil s3 - or at least the same location is used for filming both scenes. Charlie Cox and Vincent D'onofrio playing their DareDevil-characters seals this as practically canon. The implication being that
Kingpin still owns the hotel and probably was the organizer of the auction (with Eleanor Bishop providing the
smokescreen charity-event).
No Way Home is 10/10! Unlike some certain sequels(*cough* 3 and ASM 2) it actually handles the multiple villain thing pretty well. I was a bit disappointed with how they handled Venom but it's obvious Peter will be getting his own symbiote in the next trilogy, and since the ending implies he'll be more grounded I'm hoping we get to see Black Cat(Especially her!), Kraven, Mr. Negative and a proper Rhino in the next trilogy.
The end of the movie was literally One More Day done right and since Marvel/Sony have the "We use him in other movies, you take one of our toys" clause I hope they stick to street level heroes like Kate Bishop and Daredevil.
If that's the case then Kingpin's going to be the leader of the Dark Avengers team they're building up to instead of Osborn
Which that's probably the best way to do it if Osborn isn't going to be the leader, Kingpin's popularity is enough to stop people from getting upset. I just want Osborn back period, don't care what they do so long as Harry doesn't turn into a villain for a third time.
I think DocOck and Electro were handled well in my eyes, GreenGoblin/Norman was handled incredibly close to the source material and was more of an actual threat to Peter's
integrity as a character as opposed to a just a campy villain he happens to have met in his personal life.
By the life of me I didn't understand Lizard and Sandman's motivations.. Sandman wanted to go home to his daughter, so why the hostility after he saw Peter fix Otto? I guess Lizard didn't want to get fixed because he'd miss an arm again - or wanted to rehash his plans in this universe? If anyone can clear this up, I'll be grateful.
The Venom endcreditscene was a bit 'ugh'-gut punch.. and it seems as if they've written off Tom Hardy vs. Tom Holland unless they cast Hardy as Eddie in the MCU as well, which is possible, but yeah.. simply wouldn't be the same Venom.
I'm a big fan of the storyline they did with Morbius in the 90's cartoon. But that entire movie's place within whatever continuity it's in seems so off and it just seems like somebody dropped the ball. I mean Keaton Vulture suggests that it's in the MCU, but is it? Because if it is.. Then ManSpider and
Blade (our movie, you get a toy-agreement) v. Morbius+BlackCat+Kraven =
YES, please. Throw in the new
Wolverine for good meassure.
I can see Kingpin being Val's employer. I think General Ross still has potential though if he has an extremist turn in She-Hulk.
Tobey's Spider-Man felt so underwhelming compared to the version from the Sam Raimi trilogy and it doesn't help that in the scene where all 3 spider-men are getting ready to fight Tobey had a problem with his back as if he's a weak old man that's run down and past his prime. But it could all be just in my head and could be that he's more used to fighting alone and had to share the spotlight with 2 other spider-men.
Well, the back thing was a gag referencing his 'I'm back/my back'-moment.
If I could change one line, "You're amazing!" was a nice little bit of fanservice but..
I guess it's going to be weird because surely Tom Holland is perpetually going to appear to be a 17-year-old looking kid so progression into an "adult Spider-man" will beinteresting. Almost hard to take him seriously.
Nah, that line was fine. Hammering in on the 'amazing' felt forced in a good way.
They can take a bit of liberty with the ageing department. Surely Tom will hit puberty at some point.. >.>
Joking aside, I see "adult-Spiderman" and
CollegeFreshman-Spiderman as two completely different things. By all means, a college freshman is almost more often then not still a teen.. Whereas Tobey in this movie was clearly portraying an adult version of Spiderman.
Forgot my fav scene of “Spider-Man” as a hero, when he’s in the apartment and his spidey senses are going off. The tension and heaviness of it all from Holland’s POV. He’s trying to detect the “villain” in a room full of villains….it turns out to be the Goblin taking over…just straight chills and absolute god tier portrayal without a shadow of a doubt.
That was the scene of the movie for me. Yeah, the three Spidey's meeting on the roof of Midtown High was amazing as well, but the tension of that scene was crazy.
If I was forced to give negatives of this movie:
- Sandman's conflict with Peter feels REALLY forced tbh
- Dr. Strange had to hold the idiot ball to kick off the plot despite Wong's intial skepticism and his own.
- They managed to cure the villains in a day and have their fixes in a few hours, I know Spider-man's altruism is a big thing but bringing all five out at the same time to his apartment in an attempt to fix and trust them was a little.....?
- Too many scenes of meme dialogue/quips instead of just letting the mood linger for a bit which broke up some tension badly.
- Nostalgia-baiting covering up a lot of criticisms of the movie on its own, "With great comes great responsibilities...." just biting off the Raimi films.
1. Agreed. Same with Lizard.
2. Peter used the same words as Strange did when he spoke to the Ancient One in DS1, it might've triggered something.
3. Trusting them was a bit odd, but the sciencing the crap out of it didn't in my eyes when Peter still had access to Stark-tech.
4+5. Honestly, this movie clearly was a love-letter to the entire SpideyFranchise thus far. Having an amazing amount of eastereggs is part of the fun. The same can be said about Endgame.
6. They actually
fixed the line here to be 'with great power
there must also come great responsibility', which is the original line written by StanLee. Which was a fitting tribute. Giving that line to May also was the best thing they could've done in my eyes ever since they gave her the FEAST-arc.