Zerodius said:
pokeplayer984: Oh... I remember that fic. I HATED the ending... nope. I DESPISED it. What about the sequel? We'll find out that it was all a dream? That the stupid pendant (yes, I found the plot very bad, sorry) to be a mere dream as well?
Hmm... Well, I have a guess the evil villain (Yes, a villain. I found out there's an evil Pokémon in here.) is Lucario. (Unlikely, but it'll be funny.) And yes, I hated the ending too. (I stopped reading it for a few days before returning to it. Gave me awful images... And I giggled when I read Mewtwo was married. Seriously. It was weird...) But I liked the fic anyway. It was cute!
Zerodius said:
I'm also glad that we got a new person to post in the thread! YAY! With that evil Dreamshipping thread and its creepy popularity rising, I was getting worried. Yes, I'm harsh... but well, I classify that particuliar ship in the same category as Abilityshipping (which is: "EEW! Get it away from me!"... sorry Annabel fans).
Oh my gosh, I saw that thread too. EWW! HUMANxPOKEMON SHIPS FREAK ME OUT! Abilityshipping? I don't know... ZOMG DREAMSHIPPING'S GOING TO TAKE OVER MEWSHIPPING! SAVE US!!! *SHOT* And yes, I'm glad pokeplayer's here as well. *pokes* I sort of asked him to.
Zerodius said:
Kutie Pie: I will never put mottos in my signature. Even Pokeshipping, which I consider the most obvious of all ships, I wouldn't put a motto of it in my signature. So... sorry.
It's okay. It's optional. You didn't have to if you didn't want to. I did to mine just because I felt like it.
Zerodius said:
Your scene isn't funny or cute this time. It's just... weird. I also meant that Mewtwo see the clones as HIS CHILDREN AND MEW'S. I doubt he would give them away. As such, I seen it as very awkward... and as the proof I did not explain the topic well enough.
But well, it was still good... in a somewhat awkward way.
^^; Uh... Well... what was I supposed to put in it anyway? Besides, I put Ash in it because he's stupid. He ALWAYS gives away his Pokémon. I should've put at the end where he gets blown up by them and the two find mates and live happily ever after. Er, I mean... Live happy. Stupid fairytales...
Zerodius said:
Now for a new topic!
"What got you into mewshipping in the first place? How did you grow to like it?"
ZOMG YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF IT?!
Shocker!
Well, pokeplayer's fic got me into it. No seriously it did. After reading that, I thought, "Hmm... interesting..." And I got hooked. Soon afterwards, I found your fic and got hooked onto it as well. The aftermath? Pictures of Mewshipping all over my room, Mewshipping fics on my computer, day-dreams, and more. So as you can see, I'm hooked.
(BTW, have you read that fic by Knightblazer
Ash? [No, not the kid.] It's a dark Mewshipping one-shot, though Mew's his mother. 0_o Found it entertaining to read though. I'm not sure you might like it though. Just a suggestion.)
And Zerodius, you didn't reply to the YKYOWMW idea! I thought you would!
And now, the reply to my topic that no one seems to like...
After a stupid prank by Rayquaza the Retarded Dragon, Mewtwo was forced to eat too many sweets and goes on a SEVERE sugar-rush. Now that he's loose in the world, wrecking havoc, Mew (along with Retardo Rayquaza) must stop him before Mewtwo makes the whole world insane!
*one morning*
Rayquaza: *twirling in air* La la la la laa! La la la la laa! *eats random sky-diver* I'm bored. *thinks* Ooh! I know! I'll go visit Mewtwo! I haven't seen him for so long! And I wanted to show him my new powers! (He still believes he has Mewtwo's powers.)
*at the Mew house*
Andrew: Ssh! Bianca, be quiet! Today's Dad's birthday! And we don't want to wake him, Mom or John up!
Bianca: Andrew, I'm too tired! John kept me up all night with his crying!
Andrew: Along with Mom and Dad, but I still want to present these pancakes we made! *holds up breakfast*
Bianca: But we burned it.
Andrew: At least we made one!
Bianca: Who's going to clean up the kitchen?
Andrew: 0o;; Uh...
Bianca: And the pancakes stink. What if Mommy and Daddy smell it and think there's a fire?
Andrew: Uh... We'll just say the Pokémon Center blew up.
Bianca: How?
Andrew: It spontaneously combusted?
Bianca: Let's just say Rayquaza did it. Now come on!
*both tip-toe into parents' room*
Bianca: *whispering* Ready? One... two... three!
Andrew and Bianca: HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Mewtwo: AAAUGGHH! *falls out of bed*
Mew: *gasps and bangs head against dresser*
Bianca: Oops.
Andrew: Hey hey! Just in time too! The alarm clock died right at the time they're supposed to wake up!
Bianca: We unplugged it last night.
Andrew: Oh yeah...
Mewtwo: Ugh... Kids! What was that for?!
Mew: I hope you didn't wake up your little brother!
Bianca: We put earmuffs on him.
Andrew: Here's your birthday breakfast Dad, complete with freshly squeezed orange juice!
Bianca: Comes with free seeds in the drink!
Andrew: We made eggs too, but they burned to the pan and couldn't chip it out.
Bianca: And someone ate the toast. *glares at Andrew*
Andrew: You broke the pitcher!
Mewtwo: Uh... Thanks kids but... are they safe to eat?
Andrew: The toast was burnt, but it tasted fine.
Bianca: And the oranges were from the tree outside.
Mew: 0_o; Uh... kids? The oranges weren't yet ripe...
Bianca: 0o;; Uh oh... ^^; But at least we tried, right?
Crazy voice: *outside* YAAAAH-HOOOOO!
Mewtwo: Oh no! Rayquaza!
Rayquaza: *stops at window and taps, grinning stupidly* HI!
Bianca: *opens window and gags* EWW! Rayquaza, you didn't brush your teeth! Look at them! They're the same color as your gums!
Rayquaza: I'm a hill-billy! *banjo music plays*
Mewtwo: -_- Why're you here?
Rayquaza: To wish you a happy birthday! *holds out cake* Baked it myself! Has a triple coating of chocolate!
Mewtwo: 0o;; Great...
Rayquaza: And being the big prankster here, I added six buckets of sugar into the mix!
Mew: Kids, why don't you go get your little brother?
Rayquaza: Wow! You sure exercised a lot Mew! Last I saw you, you were really fat!
Mew: >< Complete with pain.
Rayquaza: Now, here Mewtwo! Eat it!
Mewtwo: I'm, uh, allergic to chocolate.
Rayquaza: Nonsense! Remember a few months on Halloween?
*few months ago, October 31*
Random Trainer # 1: *in Team Rocket costume* Dude, this place looks creepy.
Random Trainer #2: *Cipher* Nonsense! This is perfect to get scared. All we have to do is find a scary cave and Pokémon and we'll wet our pants!
RT #1: Hope so. OOH LOOK! RANDOM HOUSE!
RD #2: Yes! *runs over and knocks on door*
Mewtwo: *opens door* Yes?
RT #1 and 2: Trick or treat!
Mewtwo: What the? Humans?! What're you doing here?
RT #2: What're you talking about? And great costume! How'd you get it?
Mewtwo: This happens to be real fur.
RT #1: POACHER!
Mewtwo: Am not! Otherwise, would this tail move?
RT #2: Oooh...
Mewtwo: Wait a sec... CIPHER AND TEAM ROCKET?! DIE!
RT #1: AAAAAHHHHH! *runs off*
RT #2: Stupid! He's joking! Now where's our candy?
Mewtwo: *smirking* Hey Cipher? Want a berry?
RT #2: No! Candy! You know, this! *holds up candy bar* Chocolate! Here! Try it!
Mewtwo: This a trick?
RT #2: No.
Mewtwo: *eats* Tastes sweet... TOO sweet... AUGH! I'M TURNING INTO LUCARIO!
RT #2: You're funny!
Mewtwo: HOOPLA!
RT #2: O-O; Uh... See you dude. *runs off*
Mewtwo: Huh? OI! CIPHER! GET BACK HERE! *chases kid*
*back in the present*
Rayquaza: And shortly after capturing that kid, you received a distress message from Mew that she was in big pain and...
Mew: Okay okay! Sheesh! But please, leave out the crave for chocolate.
Bianca: Ooh! Candy!
Andrew: I like chocolate!
Mew: Kids! Go get John!
Rayquaza: So here Mewtwo! Take it. You know you can't resist...
Mew: Actually kids, let me show you how to clean up spit up...
Bianca: Eww...
Andrew: ^^; Uh... I have to go. *runs*
Mew: Andrew! *chases, Bianca following*
Mewtwo: I'm going.
Rayquaza: Before I leave, though... *stuffs cake into Mewtwo's mouth* Now eat it!
Mewtwo: *swallows* There! Now if you excuse meh-eh-eh... *twitches*
Rayquaza: My work here's done. *flies away cackling*
Mew: *comes in holding John* Honey? You okay?
Mewtwo: *twitching* Mmm... honey...
Mew: Mewtwo? Something wrong?
Mewtwo: Dur... *looks around* OOH LOOK! SHINY THING! *goes to mirror* Hey! That copycat's doing everything I'm doing!
Mew: *worried tone* Mewtwo? You okay?
Mewtwo: AAUGGH! PINK CAT! *flies out window* (Yes, Mewtwo regained his flying powers.)
Mew: What happened?
Andrew: Whoa! I've never seen Dad act like that before!
Bianca: Can we go crazy too?
Mew: You watch John and clean the house. I'm going to go find Rayquaza. *hands Bianca John and flies out*
Bianca: Now what?
Andrew: Party! *goes off to invite friends*
Bianca: 0o;; Uh oh...
John: *spits up*
*in the O-Zone layer*
Rayquaza: *singing off-key*
Holiday! Celebrate! Holiday! Celebrate! *tries clapping*
Mew: *flies up* Rayquaza! What happened to Mewtwo?
Rayquaza: Hey! I'm trying to imitate Madonna! Leave me alone!
Mew: What have you done to Mewtwo?
Rayquaza: Forced him to eat the birthday cake.
Mew: WHAT?!
Rayquaza: At least he's happy with his craze for chocolate and sugar! You know, I was on a worse sugar rush than that! Yep. I was REALLY hyper.
Mew: MY HUSBAND'S ON A SUGAR-RUSH?!
Rayquaza: Yeah.
Mew: *fuming*
Rayquaza: I sense an explosion.
*meanwhile, in the United States*
Gangter: Yo dawg! Come 'ere and let me teach you somethin' foo'!
Mewtwo: *grins stupidly* You funny.
Gangster: I kno' tha' foo'! Now show me your thang!
Mewtwo: I don't have a 'thang'.
Gangster: Shut up, foo'!
Mewtwo: *pokes gangster's eye out* MAH HA! I WIN! *flies off and produces megaphone*
Californian person: What's that up there? A prop from Hollywood?
Mewtwo: *shouting into megaphone* CHEESE PUFFS! CHEESE NIPS! MAC AND CHEESE! I LOOOVE CHEEEEEESE!
Californian people: No! Not the Cheeseasaurus Rex!
Cheeseasaurus Rex: I was created by you American folks! How can you hate me? *mauled by bear*
Citizen: Hooray for the Grizzly Bear! *huggles bear and is mauled*
*back in the O-zone*
Mew: Come on Rayquaza. Let's go stop Mewtwo.
Rayquaza: *beat up* My sources tell me Mewtwo's terrorizing America before he could go to Europe. Right now... he's in Nevada. He's already had California worship the Grizzly Bear after it mauled Cheeseasaurus Rex. And now he's blowing up the lotteries and shooting those red, spicy berries everywhere.
Mew: How do you know these things?
Rayquaza: You can see everything from up here! Oop. Now he's in Oregon.
Mew: Let's go stop him then!
*in Oregon*
Mewtwo: What's so important about Oregon, huh?
Citizen: Uh... The senery? I don't know... Lewis and Clark came by here?
Mewtwo: All right. *throws pumpkin pie* EAT SOME PUMPKINS, EVERYONE! WHOOO! *leaves to Washington*
Citizen: It's flipping cold up here all the time!
Mewtwo: Ooh look! The famous volcano that erupted in 1980 and destroyed the lake and forests! Now, what's its name... Mount Saint Helens! Oh well. *drowns state in pecha berries*
Washington citizens: TOO SWEET!
Mew: *arrives* What the...? PECHA BERRIES?!
Rayquaza: YAY! MY FAVORITE! *eats bucketfuls of berries and humans mixed*
Mew: Come on Rayquaza! Let's go stop Mewtwo!
*The awful sentence that fills in the gaps of the rest of the story. They eventually meet Mewtwo in Japan after he attacks nearly all of the continents and stops him by knocking him unconscious. Rayquaza apologizes, leaves, Mew takes Mewtwo home.*
Mewtwo: *outside Pokémon Center* Ugh... What happened?
Mew: Oh! You're up! I was going to check you in to the Center for the night! Good thing you're okay. *hugs*
Mewtwo: What happened?
Mew: *tells whole story that'll be ignored for the rest of this story*
Mewtwo: I did all that?
Mew: Like how you wanted the whole world at first.
Mewtwo: Complete with berry oceans on every continent?
Mew: Uh... no...
Mewtwo: Where're the kids?
Mew: I left them to take care of John.
Mewtwo: Wait a minute...
*meanwhile, at the house*
Andrew: *as DJ* Okay! The next song is... The Cha Cha Slide! Whoop!
Bianca: Andrew, what if Mom and Dad come home and see that the whole house is filled with kids ages five to nineteen?
Dillian: And my parents are gone for another fifteen minutes. Sure about this?
Andrew: No prob! How's John?
Bianca: Cranky.
Andrew: As long as Dad's crazy on chocolate, we're fine!
Random kid: IT'S A RAID!
Mewtwo: What the?! What's going on here? Why're there so many kids?!
Dillian: Nice knowing you. *jumps out window*
Mewtwo: Come back here! Hey I know you! Wait 'til I tell your parents!
Bianca: Busted. *smirks*
Andrew: ^^; Uh... *points at John* His idea!
*To make another long story short, Andrew was grounded. And Rayquaza became the twirling retard he is once more. Soon, however, mobs appeared in Mount Silver, but that's another story.*
And that was long enough to make a double post! Luckily, I decided to do the small paragraph of DOOM. Well... I should leave now. See you all later! And thanks for joining pokeplayer! (The surprise, huh? I already know it! I have a feeling there's mention of Mewshipping in it. Ha ha!) I hope you don't mind the insanity here.
Now, if you wish, you may post topics and/or pictures. All must relate to Mewshipping. And if you'll allow me, I might add you to the roster that hasn't been updated in a month or two. Well, see you all later!
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*Kutie Pie* Please be kind to midgets!