Excuse me, what?! Oh no, Octillery DeVillain will not have any of this! Octillery DeVillain is the true hero of this story, and he’ll not have some undercooked, stringy duck try to usurp him in such a fowl manner!Farfetch'd will accuse Octillery DeVillain of being on the side of the aliens, judging from how he fell on top of him right when he was in the middle of executing his master plan to defeat them (which is much too complex to explain right at the moment).
Octillery DeVillain has to prove no such thing! In fact, Octillery DeVillain saw the whole exchange between Farfetch’d and the aliens and thinks that both sides have a telepathic connection (he missed the whole blinking aspect), and thus Farfetch’d is easily either the mastermind or now a mind-controlled puppet of the aliens, a spy whose eyes are a pair of binoculars for the aliens to look through! If only DeVillain’s laser mace wasn’t still in the charger…He'll say that Octillery can prove himself trustworthy by providing him with two things: