Pkmn Breeder Jack
Static owns you.
But what I hate even more than Shuckle is Lucario. God. Just because he was awesome in some movie, knows Aura Sphere, knows how to manipulate the Pokemon version Force, and resembles the Egyptian god Anubis doesn't mean everyone has to slobber all over him. Frankly, he's not that great.
I like how you listed all of Lucario's good qualities and didn't mention a single bad thing, only to end with "Frankly, he's not that great."