Okay, lets face it. The last team was horrid. However, after a lot of Smogon reading, and some reconstruction, I think I have a team that can work.
Salamence (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 152 HP / 232 Atk / 124 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Flamethrower
- Rock Slide
Zapdos @ Leftovers ** Thunderbird
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 68 Def / 240 Spd / 200 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Light Screen
- Rest
- Thunderbolt
Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 20 HP / 176 Atk / 136 Def / 176 SDef
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Curse
- Earthquake
- Rest
- Return
Starmie @ Leftovers ** Starlight
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 40 HP / 216 Spd / 252 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Ice Beam
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Surf
Tyranitar (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 68 Spd / 188 SAtk
Quiet Nature (+SAtk, -Spd)
- Crunch
- Dragon Dance
- Focus Punch
- Substitute
Jirachi @ Leftovers
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 129 Def / 129 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Light Screen
- Psychic
- Thunderbolt
- Wish
Salamence (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 152 HP / 232 Atk / 124 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Dragon Dance
- Earthquake
- Flamethrower
- Rock Slide
Zapdos @ Leftovers ** Thunderbird
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 68 Def / 240 Spd / 200 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Light Screen
- Rest
- Thunderbolt
Snorlax (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Thick Fat
EVs: 20 HP / 176 Atk / 136 Def / 176 SDef
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Curse
- Earthquake
- Rest
- Return
Starmie @ Leftovers ** Starlight
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 40 HP / 216 Spd / 252 SAtk
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Ice Beam
- Rapid Spin
- Recover
- Surf
Tyranitar (M) @ Leftovers
Trait: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 68 Spd / 188 SAtk
Quiet Nature (+SAtk, -Spd)
- Crunch
- Dragon Dance
- Focus Punch
- Substitute
Jirachi @ Leftovers
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 129 Def / 129 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Light Screen
- Psychic
- Thunderbolt
- Wish