My Hill!

[Doodles]

This game is very common, so common in fact that I'm surprised it's not already a thread here in the games section.

The game is simple: The first poster is on top of the hill, all subsequent post their creative way of knocking their prior poster off the hill and taking their spot.

Example;

Poster 1: My hill!

Poster 2: *Trips ^ causing him to tumble down* My hill!

Poster 3: *Has a staff member delete ^'s post* My hill!

Poster 4: I distract you with a Boxxy trolling parody while I sneak to the top of the hill. My hill!

... And so on, and so forth.


I'm the first poster so... My hill!

 

[Gryghaim]

*teleports the fill form underneath you to underneath me* My hill!

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

*smacks Fanal with a trout and watches him roll down the hill* My hill!

 

[Gryghaim]

*organizes a Rise of the Trouts to ovethrow fp and reclaim the hill* My hill!

 

[Titan500]

*blows you up with a giant robot, claiming the hill for myself.* My hill!

 

[Gryghaim]

*reincarnates as self and sabotages the robot* My hill!

 

[Titan500]

*Repairs the giant robot through mere willpower, and punches you off the hill* My. Hill!

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

*hits a staff on the ground and watches Titan being swallowed up by the ground* My hill!

 

[Frozen Sunset]

*points a laser in your eye, causing you to painfully stumble down the hill* My Hill!

 

[Gryghaim]

Objection! My hill!

 

[Titan500]

*Drops a nuclear bomb on the hill, causing everything on it and the hill to blow up, scattering debris everywhere. The debris promptly reforms into another hill.* My Hill.

 

[Gryghaim]

*warps reality to make everyone obey me and give their hills to me* My hill!

 

[Titan500]

*Punches through the walls of reality through sheer willpower, causing the entire universe to reset. Then I claim the undisturbed hill.* My hill.

 

[Frozen Sunset]

*Causes the hill to fall in love with me and elope* My Hill!

 

[Gryghaim]

*breaks the 4th wall to get an army of mutant staplers and claims the hill* My hill!

 

[Titan500]

*Fires OVER 9000 nuclear bombs at you, which ends up with the world ending. I then reset the universe again by breaking the walls of reality, and claim the hill. Again* My Hill.

 

[Gryghaim]

*uses Wendy to distract you and pushes you off the hill* My hill!

 

[Titan500]

*I rickroll you, distracting you long enough for me to knock you off the with a tank.* My hill!

 

[Jagged Little Pill]

*drives a taxi up the hill and runs over Titan* My hill!

 

[Frozen Sunset]

*I casually toss a frizbee to you, it chops your knees off to which I walk up to you and say "This Is My Hill" and kick you down* My hill!