My Hill!

[Phoopes]

Impossible. You can't eat the moon in one full sitting. You only ate half, which makes the moon look more like a hill anyway. You forgot to bring a spacesuit with you, so you die. I bring a spacesuit, and now stand atop the cheesey moon-hill. My hill!

 

[Mr Spaz]

I tear apart the fabric of space and time, leaving only me and the hill.
МОЈЕ БРДО! (MY HILL!)

 

[orangezilla]

ask palkia and dialga kindly to restore it, however girantina take you to the distortion world. MY HILL!

 

[Armando Payne]

I ride a Reaper and the Reaper eats you alive leaving me on the hill.

 

[Absol6028]

I sneak up behind you and tickle you with a feather, causing you to laugh all the way down the hill. MY HILL!

 

[Phoopes]

I make you jealous by showing off my new beta-reader. My hill!

(lol, don't take offense to that. I don't even have a new beta-reader yet. XD)

 

[darklazerman]

I burn your fanfic. While you run to try and save it, I take/claim the mighty hill.~

Meh Hill!

 

[Absol6028]

None takin'

I curse at you from afar. You get mad and come at me then trip, causing you to roll down the hill

My hill!

 

[Mr Spaz]

I drag the hill out from under you.
MY HILL!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

 

[orangezilla]

hill swallows you up due to dislike, my hill

 

[Absol6028]

I spray you with mace(sp?) causing you to scream then tumble down the hill.

My hill!

 

[Gryghaim]

Reality makes us swap places. My hill!

 

[Absol6028]

I casualy walk up then push you off the hill. My hill!

 

[Phoopes]

I casually blow up the hill. My crater!

 

[Absol6028]

Fills crater with you in it. My hill!

 

[Nightfall_]

I Use a UFO to move the hill into the planet of Zozoila.

My Hill.

 

[Phoopes]

I blow up Zozoila with my homeade Death Star. I find a new hill in a secret location, that only I know of. My hill!

 

[Absol6028]

I follow you in a high-speed moped, discovering the hill. I take it back. My hill!

 

[Inchtall]

I put spikes, bottomless bits, and pools of bubbling lava scattered amongst the hill. I tell you a really offensive Yo Mama joke, you cry, run down the hill, trip and you get spikes, roll in to a pool of lava, then fall to the Center of the Earth.

 

[Absol6028]

You never said my hill. My hill still