;236;: So Carisa left, it happens. Seriously, I've been a host for years, this is not uncommon at all. There's alot of pressure that comes with being on a reality game show. I mean, we prepare for potential quitters. We'll move on without her, and have the first voting ceremony tonight.
:611:: I understand that, but the thing that bothers me is that I heard Carisa scream, and she left her stuff here.
;236;: Trust me, bud. You're way overthinking this. Go join the others, alright?
:611:: Naw, I have to investigate this further. *turns to go to Carisa's room*
;236;: *stops Griffen* No. Go join the others
:611:: *pushes Netrizen away* Later, I have to investigate further.
;236;: If you don't go join the others, you're banned from the kitchen. Which means no more cooking for you, Emeril.
:611:: Fine. *pushes Netrizen down and goes to the living room*
;236;: *sighs angrily*
;122;: *helps Netrizen up* Sir, if I may intrude, you can't control these people, and you rightly shouldn't. If you try to-
;236;: No, Ray. You may not intrude. *storms into the living room* Can't go on camera, angry. Not you, Netrizen. *puts on a huge grin as he enters the living room*
Episode Two: Shadow With No Doubt
;236;: *talking into camera* What's up, dudes! Are you ready for an eclectic ride?! Our friend Carisa sure wasn't as she bailed before the fun even started! That only leaves us with 19, but thats okay! We just won't have a double elimination clincher! Nonetheless, if you don't know how Survivalism works, you're in for a tasty treat! Our 19 contestants, ranging from wacky to sane, rich to poor, young to old, and everything in between! They just have to stand each other for 19 days and every night, one contestant is given the boot and voted off and driven away by boat! Whats worse is the only electricity on this island is appliances and cameras! No cable, cell phones, or internet for these punks! Not like you'd get cell reception anyways on this island. I've hidden cameras around this mansion in just about every crook and cranny. Only I know where they hide! You know this is gonna be the wildest ride in reality game show history! So stay tuned and surf's up dudes! *does hang ten sign on his hand and sticks out tongue*
;009;: That was so ****ing cheesy.
;236;: Hey, it works, and I'm not complaining. Now here's the deal, punks. While we've aired promos and whatnot before this, first episodes are usually party episodes. Our maids slash medics are the party types so they've prepared a party for you people, mainly to get interaction and drama going. Fun? Fun. Kick it!
;311; & ;312;: *slide into the living room with karaoke machine and jukebox*
;311;: u wak up l8 4 skl n u dnt wanna go!
;312;: u ask ur mom plz but she stil sez
;311; & ;312;: NO!
*Plus and Minnie still continue to do karaoke in the background while everyone else mingles around the large living room*
:611:: Alexandra, you heard exactly what I heard, right?
;063;: Uhh...yeah..I guess
:611:: Exactly! So you agree that this needs some more investigative work, right?
;063;: No.....I guess. I mean..she might've just left
:611:: What?! Don't tell me you're buying what the higher-ups are selling!
;063;: I dont know...It just seems....The logical solution..
:611:: *grabs Alexandra by the shoulders* EXPLAIN WHY SHE SCREAMED! EXPLAIN WHY SHE LEFT ALL HER STUFF! EXPLAIN WHY THERE WASN'T A SINGLE TRACE OF HER EVER WILLINGLY LEAVING HER ROOM!
;063;: !!! *frighteningly teleports away*
:611:: Some help...who else stays in that division?
:552:: *sipping champagne* You know, for such a rich guy this champagne is a little cheap for my tastes.
;135;: *sips her own glass of champagne* I concur, this is quite the disenchantment, but it'll do. *chugs down her glass*
:552:: My, you're quite thirsty, indeed.
;135;: *nods* I don't agree with mindless parties like these with bad singing, and random lights, but I do enjoy a good glass of liquid money. *chuckles*
:552:: *fake laughs* Ah, you're quite comedy for such a classy lass.
;135;: *modestly shrugs* I guess you could say that..
:552:: I mean, frankly, I..
:611:: *comes up and grabs Felix's shoulder* You and I need to talk.
:552:: Can this wait, guy? I don't appreciate you interrupting my conversation with such a fine lady.
;135;: *giggles* Oh don't mind me, gentlemen. This sounds urgent.
:552:: Hehe..Excuse me, then..*walks off with Griffen* What is this about, guy?
:611:: It's Griffen, and I need to ask you about last night. What did you hear?
:552:: *drinks his champagne* Absolutely nothing. I was asleep.
:611:: Are you sure, Carisa screamed very loudly. It woke both me and Alexandra up.
:552:: *drinks his champagne until there is none left* Yeah, well I'm a heavy sleeper and from what I've heard, Carisa flew the coop. So, excuse me, while I refill my champagne glass and attend to my lady friend. *walks back towards London* Hey, I'm going to get us some refills, alright?
;135;: Ah, but of course. *smiles*
:552:: *pours some champagne in his glass*
;182;: *pops up* Hi! You look like someone who is into a good read!
:552:: Er...That, I am. *begins pouring champagne into London's glass*
;182;: Well, then you'll love my book Terry Shotter! It's very fantastical!
:552:: I must solemnly decline. I am more into the dramas, and political satires. *walks away*
;192;: *pops up* And there's your problem, Brandy!
;182;: What problem? I'm being as social as I can!
;192;: Yes, but you're selling your book?
;192;: That's what you're doing wrong! Stop selling your book and start selling the greatest book of all time! You have marksmanship down, now to start giving people what they really want.
;182;: You mean...lie about my book?
;192;: Think of the money, Brandy! The fame, the prosperity! Doesn't that make you happy?
;182;: Yes, yes it does! I shall start selling right now! *walks up behind Xavier* 'Scuse me, Mr. Crobat?
;182;: *running as fast as she can from Xavier* HHHHEEEEEEEELP!!!!
;169;: Come here, my precious! Come here so I CAN EAT YOU! *runs after Brandy*
;418;: *jumps in front of Xavier* You gon' go at it again, partna?
;169;: *knocks Briner down and prepares to grab Brandy with his wing*
;325;: *slides in front of Brandy and blocks Xavier before grabbing him by his wings and slamming him on the ground* You and I need to have a little chat, I see. *ties Xavier up so he can't fight*
;418;: *slowly gets up and brushes himself off* Boy hits hard..
;325;: You alright there, bud?
;418;: Yeah, just got me by surprise. If he was a bull, things might've gone a little better.
;325;: Hehe. Keep your head up, guy. People like this need a good foot to stop them.
;418;: I hear ya, man. The name's Briner, by the way. *offers hand*
;325;: They call me Joey, back where I'm from. Would make sense to call me Joey here. *shakes it*
;182;: Woo, I couldn't thank you enough. Who knows what that nutjob would've done to me.
;325;: Ah, no problem. I just do what I do best.
;182;: Say, would you be interested in an....extreme workout book?
;325;: You've got my attention.
;182;: Well, Terry Shotter is the book for you! It also doubles as an action rodeo!
;418;: You got me sold *hands Brandy money*
;325;: I'll give it a shot. *hands Brandy money*
;182;: Why, thank you, boys. *hands Joey and Briner their books*
;192;: Atta girl..
;024;: *doing cocaine off the coffee table*
;471;: Is that all you ever do?
:547:: That's all he's done for the past, what, hour?
;024;: *twitches* Don't judge me, friend.
:547:: Do you really consider me a friend?
;024;: NO! YOU CAN GO **** YOURSELF! *sneezes*
:547:: *gets covered in cocaine and snot* .......RRRRRRAAAAAWRRRGH!!! *jumps on Enriko*
;471;: Yeah! Dogpile! *jumps on Eros*
:547:: *tries to pound on Enriko*
;024;: *begins crying* Please, don't! I just combed my fins!
;471;: *rolls around in Eros' hair* Hahaha! This is funner than it looks!
:547:: *flings Iris off of him and goes back to wailing on Enriko*
;009;: *catches Iris* I didn't know glaceons could fly. *sets her down*
;471;: And I didn't know blastoises were useful. *bounds off*
;009;: *pulls Eros off of Enriko* Calm down, Eros. Your hair isn't worth a poor snakes life. He can't get beat up EVERY day.
;024;: Oh yes I can. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
:547:: *gets all jittery* He touched..my hair..
;009;: It's the cocaine, he's never had it before, and now you've got him off the rocker. Congrats, Enriko.
;024;: *begins crying* That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
;009;: That's just great. *carries Eros away*
;024;: It worked! He thinks I'm invisible! *coils up*