Episode One: Welcome Home
:611:: *making breakfast* I'm actually really glad there isn't a cook here, I can utilize my own skills to my advantage! *flips a flapjack*
;200;: Hurry up, minion! I'm not getting any younger waiting for my food!
;063;: Err...I think that food is for all of us
;200;: Not a word, peon! He's obviously cooking for me
;063;: Erm..Okay
:552:: Don't hog all the food, Carisa. I'm sure this delicacy will be a delight
:611:: Felix is right! My special recipe for these flapjacks will assure the best for everyone!
;169;: I sure hope so! I've been waiting for a good meal
:547:: *walks into the dining room while combing hair* Something smells good
;169;: *sees Eros* RAWR!!! *starts thrashing at him*
:547:: AHH! PLEASE NO! DONT TOUCH THE HAIR!
;471;: *snickers* What a prude. Life or death in front of him and he chooses his darling fluff
;418;: *grabs Xavier with a lasso and pulls him off of Eros* Calm down now, partnah. Don' wanna get too over the head, aye?
;169;: *tries to wrestle through the lasso to get to Eros*
;054;: FLAPJACKS!
:611:: They're ready! *begins stacking flapjacks on all the plates*
;418;: *ties Xavier to his chair* Yer might wanna stay dere. *Sits down in his own chair*
;065;: *sits down and pours his own special formula on his flapjacks*
;478;: Now, what was that that you poured on your flapjacks?
;065;: My own special formula. Similar in texture and viscosity to syrup, and very sugary but with a certain amount of protein as well. I'm quite the active person, I must stay that way.
;478;: Interesting.. *takes a bite out of her flapjack*
;175;: *ravages through the flapjacks* YUM YUM YUM!
;471;: Hehe, you have a little syrup on you *sticks Crack to the chair*
;175;: MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *starts foaming and begins dripping saliva*
;063;: Er...I think someone should remove her from the dinner table
;200;: I agree with the worthless peon. That is just plain disgusting.
;175;: *comes loose and rolls off the chair*
;135;: *sitting next to Felix* These pancakes are delicious but nothing compared to the belgium waffle de guile that my family makes
:552:: I agree, very succulent and sweet. I'm sure our rich lifestyles are worth it
;135;: Oh, you're rich too?
:552:: Ah, yes, indeed. Philanthropically rich. Its the least I can do to the people around me.
;135;: Why, thats very kind of you...
:552:: Felix.
;135;: London.
;024;: *snorting cocaine off of his flapjacks*
;325;: Watch the white Christmas, bud. Wouldn't want you tumbling off your rocker now.
;024;: NO! BAD! *bites Joey*
;325;: *flips Enriko and piledrives him into the ground*
;253;: Not a bad flip there. I take it you're a bodyguard
;325;: Bouncer, to be exact. You?
;253;: *nods silently and excuses himself from the table*
;325;: Hmm...An odd fellow..
:522:: *wolfs down her flapjacks in no time* GET ON MY LEVEL!
;182;: Wow, you really wolfed down your food like SUPER fast!
:522:: Well, duh!
;182;: How about this free book as a token! *hands Blitz her Terry Shotter book*
:522:: *speed reads through the book* Done! *throws it back at Brandy and darts away*
;182;: *sighs* Hopefully this will start working out eventually..
;192;: *comes up behind Maya and turns her frown into a smile* Come on, you gotta smile!
;182;: Yeah, but its just really hard getting by with the competition all heated
;192;: Tell ya what. I'll take two. *hands Brandy enough money for two of her Terry Shotter books*
;182;: *beams gladly* Pleasure doing business with you, Maya!
;009;: Can I get some honey over here?
;122;: Honey, sir?
;009;: Yes, honey.
;122;: *hands Silver a bottle of honey*
;236;: *knocks it out of Silver's hands* Cut the crap! If there's a feast going on, I best be alarmed and awoken!
:611:: Too bad, you should've woken up sooner
;236;: Hold on, let me check something. *pretends to check watch* Yep, I'm still the host. So skeedaddle out of this dining room!
*No one budges*
;009;: You're too little to make a difference, scrappy doo.
;236;: *stands on table and clears throat* GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
*everyone runs off*
;122;: Sir, dont make the assumption that you can control the variables that you were never meant to control.
;236;: We'll see about that, Ray.
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