Prelims:
Sasuke vs. Yoroi- A whole bunch of nothing, but with a 30 minute fall to the ground.
Shino vs. Zaku- Zaku gets an uneeded filler backstory, and lasts about as long in a fight as his namesake.
Kankuro vs. Misumi- Another Sound flunkie. I'm sure this'll be interesting!
Sakura vs. Ino- SO. MANY. FLASHBACKS. I feel like tearing up, and not from the mushy sentimentality, but from the boredom.
Temari vs. TenTen- Why the hell did they extend this fight. It was better as a single panel.
Shikamaru vs. Kin- It's a Shikamaru fight. In other words, nothing happens.
Naruto vs. Kiba- Naruto wins the match by farting... yeah.
Hinata vs. Neji- It was fun watching Hinata get brutally raped, but I could do without Hinata reminding me every 2 minutes that she enjoys stalking Naruto.
Rock Lee vs. Gaara- Wow, a fight that is actually good! And Lee jobs again...
Choji vs. Dosu- Comments usually require there to be something to comment on.
Finals:
Naruto vs. Neji- A whole bunch of Deus Ex Machina and a OHKO
Shikamaru vs. Temari- Another Shikamaru battle. Bask in awe as he sits there and thinks!
Sasuke vs. Gaara- Complete and utter ******** is all there is to say about it. Let's just ruin the only good fight in this arc!
Invasion of Konoha- The single most drawn out **** in the series. A whole lot of fighting random ninjas that somehow pop up in the arena and running.
Sarutobi vs. Oro Jackson- It's good... but still, like this arc, dragged out so much that it'll drive a man insane.
Team Leaf vs. Team Sand- Knock out everybody but the protagonist and the antagonist, give them Megazords, and have them fight! Genius!
You mean:
Sasuke vs. Yoroi: A nice blow to the pelvis ALWAYS works in this show.
Shino vs. Zaku: This is the fight that made me want to shove one of those leeches from the forest up the censors ***. His arms are supposed to be blown clean off!
Kankuro vs. Misumi: This just established the fact that Orochimaru has a thing with emploing weirdos.
Sakura vs. Ino: Bulls***.
Temari vs. Tenten: Temari might actully have made a good ninja. Then they ****ed her up.
Shikamaru vs. Rin: I actully agree with you on this one.
Naruto vs. Kiba: ...no comment.
Hinata vs. Neji: They barely touch each other the whole fight. 'Nuff said.
Bru-I mean-Rock Lee vs. Gaara: Rock gets sand on his arm and leg, how dose that hurt?
Fatass vs. Mummy dude: That fight wasted 5 seconds of my life.
Finals:
Naruto vs. Neji: Neji punched in the chin from a hole that dosen't look like Naruto could fit his leg through.
Temari vs. Shikamaru: Again, I agree with you on this one.
Sasuke vs. Gaara: Sasuke learns Chidori. BIG DEAL!
Sarutobi vs. Orochimaru: Micheal Jackson and Goku face off.
Sand 3 and Shukaku vs. Sasuke, Naruto, Shino, and Gamabunta: GO GO POWER RANGERS!