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Nerd fight at school - Longest run on sentence in history irl.

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slash_n_dash

Dark Trainer
as the heading says there was a nerd fight at my school and i though i might post it here because me and my mates think this kid is half mike tyson and half vampire so listen tot his ... kid 1 walked up to kid 2 kid one grabed kid 2 and pretended to slit his throught with his thumb and the kid 2 turns and bites kid i on the neck and left a bite mark that brused and bleeding and kid 1 had to get stitches but you can still see the bite mark but as the kid was biting him and wouldnt stop kid 1 punches kid 2 in the ribs tru storie so what do yous think of this ?
 

Pink_Floyd

Abyssus Abyssum Invo
Someone needs to buy kid two a drink for standing up for himself, or at the very least, get him a Happy Meal.
 

Rave

Banned
I didn't understand jack shit what you just said.
 

Djura

99% chance to hit
as the heading says there was a nerd fight at my school and i though i might post it here because me and my mates think this kid is half mike tyson and half vampire so listen tot his ... kid 1 walked up to kid 2 kid one grabed kid 2 and pretended to slit his throught with his thumb and the kid 2 turns and bites kid i on the neck and left a bite mark that brused and bleeding and kid 1 had to get stitches but you can still see the bite mark but as the kid was biting him and wouldnt stop kid 1 punches kid 2 in the ribs tru storie so what do yous think of this ?
excuze me wtf r u tokkin aboot

I can see you failed English class.
 
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Swampy

Crack the Skye
as the op says there was a nerd fight at his school and he though we might give a rat's arse because him and his mates think this kid is half mike tyson and half vampire so listen tot his ... kid 1 walked up to kid 2 kid one grabed kid 2 and pretended to slit his throat with his thumb and the kid 2 turns and bites kid i on the neck and left a bite mark that brused and bleeding and kid 1 had to get stitches but you can still see the bite mark but as the kid was biting him and wouldnt stop kid 1 punches kid 2 in the ribs and kid 1's mom got scared and said "you're movin' with your aunte and uncle in bel-air". tru storie
 

Pink_Floyd

Abyssus Abyssum Invo
as the op says there was a nerd fight at his school and he though we might give a rat's arse because him and his mates think this kid is half mike tyson and half vampire so listen tot his ... kid 1 walked up to kid 2 kid one grabed kid 2 and pretended to slit his throat with his thumb and the kid 2 turns and bites kid i on the neck and left a bite mark that brused and bleeding and kid 1 had to get stitches but you can still see the bite mark but as the kid was biting him and wouldnt stop kid 1 punches kid 2 in the ribs and kid 1's mom got scared and said "you're movin' with your aunte and uncle in bel-air". tru storie

"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air"

Dance Carlton, Dance.

Spam aside, it's a shame but this sounds like it would've been Youtube gold..
 
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