Jessie&James
Beautiful...
...throw raspberries at it. It will start crying a river which you use to surf to Pallet Town and talk to Ash's mum twenty times. She will say "Since you like talking so much, why don't we have a battle?" She will use all 493 Pokemon and if you catch them all she will then say "...who are you?! You're not my son! I'm going to call the police." Walk out of the house and you will see Team Rocket waiting outside. They will ask if you want to join them. If you say 'yes'...