never-ending cheat

[Chibi_Muffin]

...fight Dimentio. However, Dimentio is in Dimension D and therefore is invincible. The only way to break the shield and beat Dimentio is to...

 

[AKRy100]

...go to the far left of the room and press L + R + start + A and a PC will appear. It is not your PC so it is not full of magikarps. It only has one pokemon - a weegee that is level over 9000. With this weegee you must...

 

[magic_eevee]

... Teach it the 4 most powerfullest moves ever and max out all its stats, then cycle to the side of the screen and...

 

[Mr. Baker]

...yell LEEROY JENKINS whilst having fried chicken hanging out of your mouth, only to find that the princess is in another castle. So you go to castle Greyskull and beat up he-man because you really wanted Princess Amidala, who is in a secret relationship with a 3rd grader, named Big Boss, who will someday control America and use it as a war machine. But Master Chief didn't like that so he destroyed an entire covenant fleet with his Bear Hands that he ripped of an Ursaring because it....

 

[Diddy Biscuit]

wanted you to go to the moon then start the game over. Then, once you start over you lose the game. Not Pokemon. Just the game. The tricky part is that the Ursaring is trying to trick you, so you do not start the game over. The Ursaring proclaims it's undying love for you. Once you run away, it will begin stalking you and longingly watching your every move. You can't escape because if you do you lose the game. Pokemon, Not THE GAME. You have to defeat it in a magical fairytale story-type way. What you do is...

 

[Mr. Baker]

realize that that Ursaring is the father of Pedobear and all of his memey-ness and employ the use of internet memes such as:...

 

[AKRy100]

...things which I discovered once but completely forgot about because they're so utterly pointless. And other s**t. Ok, what you gotta do now is catch the ursaring and throw the pokeball into a...

 

[Lucario Wish123]

furnace inside Fuego Ironworks.

 

[GolemGuy]

This gives you TM Real-Time Weapon Change. Teach it to that Paperclip Pokemon you used a large amount of segments ago, then restart a Pearl Version. Trade the Paperclip over, and proceed thrugh the game basically normally. UNTIL you get to Spear Pillar. You see, instead of summoning Palkia, Cyrus...SUMMONS THE MAGILAX. OH MY GOODNESS. You are given five Lard Balls, which are the Magilax's only weakness. To defeat Magilax once and for all, you must...

Addenum: Doing this also causes GolemGuy to reappear.

 

[Lucario Wish123]

get a Lax Insence out and make a constipated Skunktank sniff it.

 

[Mudkipz_Lover]

Then turn off the game, turn it back on, and catch a Celebii at level 59 with a Pokéball.

 

[Lucario Wish123]

Then the constipated Skunktank gets out and makes your screen all yucky and messy. To clean it you have to..

 

[AKRy100]

...get a cloth and wipe it off. But first you have to get a wild makuhita to urinate on it. After cleaning your screen...

 

[MKFC]

you will get Rick Rolled and...

 

[Lucario Wish123]

I kill MKFC for reminding me about that annoying Rick Rolled spoiler that I accidentally clicked on.

 

[Kotone's_Marill]

...the world will end. To restore the world again...

 

[MKFC]

you must again remind Lucario Wish123 about that annoying Rick Rolled spoiler that he accidentally clicked on. Then...

 

[AKRy100]

...a giant semicolon ( ; ) will remove it from the internet and our memories and we will stop annoying eachother with it. The ; will jump into your game. You must catch it otherwise your DS will lock up and you won't be able to open it. One word of advice: To catch it you must get 'M to learn an illegal move called kill and use it on the ; and then you must catch it with an illegal pokeball called a faint ball to catch it before it faints. Then...

 

[MKFC]

you must AGIN remind Lucario Wish123 about that annoying Rick Rolled spoiler that he accidentally clicked on, making another giant semicolon ( ; ) get p!ssed and bring lawyer Weegee to you, who will...

 

[Lucario Wish123]

destroy the Rick Rolled spoiler. Then Weegee will ban MKFC from every website in the universe. If he says anything about it you have to kill MKFC and start this cheat all over again. Then...