Meh, here's the washington one (albeit I'm suuuper tired):
-The Washington (Name removed due to offending native americans)-
2014 Prediction: 3-13-0
2014 Record: 4-12-0
Notable Additions: OG Brandon Sherff
Notable Subtractions: None
Summary: The Washington football team is a prime example of what happens to a rebuild when it goes terribly wrong. Despite making numerous decent offensive acquisitions over the years (Desean Jackson), they haven't been able to get things together ever since RG3 got injured and have since become yet another laughingstock in a division full of Romo/Eli/Chip Kelly. Last season proved no different, as on the field they started THREE different QB's and off the field they had to deal with ongoing protests over whether the term "redskins" is offensive. During the offseason, nothing really notable happened aside from them drafting Brandon Sherff who many thought would go way lower but could be useful on their team. That being said, until bigger changes are done they'll remain a bad team in a division devoid of any decent defense.
3 Bold Predictions:
1) RG3 goes for over 2500 passing yards and 1,000 rushing yards: Old habits really do die hard, and in the case of RG3 I really don't think he'll ever get over the read option. Despite many wanting him to become a pure pocket passer and his coaches/team wanting him to do the same, expect him to have a decent year all while defying everyone's expectations by running the ball on tons of plays.
2) The Washington team finishes last in the league in passing yards: ...That being said, Washington is still pretty horrible when it comes to the passing game. RG3 will go over 2500 passing yards, but he'll be struggling through each game trying to do that
3) Washington trades at least 1QB before the trade deadline: Despite many thinking it would happen, the washington team hasn't actually traded one of their QB's yet despite many thinking it would happen. If one of them starts to struggle, expect trade rumors to be plentiful with either Kirk Cousins and/or RG3 and/or Colt McCoy finding a new team before the deadline.
2015 Prediction: 3-13-0
-The Washington (Name removed due to offending native americans)-
2014 Prediction: 3-13-0
2014 Record: 4-12-0
Notable Additions: OG Brandon Sherff
Notable Subtractions: None
Summary: The Washington football team is a prime example of what happens to a rebuild when it goes terribly wrong. Despite making numerous decent offensive acquisitions over the years (Desean Jackson), they haven't been able to get things together ever since RG3 got injured and have since become yet another laughingstock in a division full of Romo/Eli/Chip Kelly. Last season proved no different, as on the field they started THREE different QB's and off the field they had to deal with ongoing protests over whether the term "redskins" is offensive. During the offseason, nothing really notable happened aside from them drafting Brandon Sherff who many thought would go way lower but could be useful on their team. That being said, until bigger changes are done they'll remain a bad team in a division devoid of any decent defense.
3 Bold Predictions:
1) RG3 goes for over 2500 passing yards and 1,000 rushing yards: Old habits really do die hard, and in the case of RG3 I really don't think he'll ever get over the read option. Despite many wanting him to become a pure pocket passer and his coaches/team wanting him to do the same, expect him to have a decent year all while defying everyone's expectations by running the ball on tons of plays.
2) The Washington team finishes last in the league in passing yards: ...That being said, Washington is still pretty horrible when it comes to the passing game. RG3 will go over 2500 passing yards, but he'll be struggling through each game trying to do that
3) Washington trades at least 1QB before the trade deadline: Despite many thinking it would happen, the washington team hasn't actually traded one of their QB's yet despite many thinking it would happen. If one of them starts to struggle, expect trade rumors to be plentiful with either Kirk Cousins and/or RG3 and/or Colt McCoy finding a new team before the deadline.
2015 Prediction: 3-13-0