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Nubs, please rate my team so I can lol at your rates, kthx

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aipomkong

prophecy fulfilled
I love lol'ing at nub rates when they have no idea what they are on about, or have to idea how team synergy works

omg use SOLARBEAM GROUDON it gets DROUGHT, USE IT IT'S T3H PWNAGE

anyway

Salamence (F) @ Choice Band ** ****ing Owned
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Hidden Power [Flying]
- Hydro Pump
- Rock Slide

This team doesn't really like donphan or claydol, so mence ****s their switch-into-mence-plan

Blissey (F) @ Leftovers ** Clause-*****
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 212 HP / 252 Def / 44 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Aromatherapy
- Seismic Toss
- Softboiled
- Thunder Wave

uh huh, special wall, and AromaTheRapist

Breloom (F) @ Leftovers ** Rape by Brazil
Trait: Effect Spore
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Focus Punch
- Hidden Power [Rock]
- Snatch
- Spore

switch into a seismic toss and we're away, snatch is novelty and cool

nub: omg snatch lol you're nub, snatch is **** is doesn't do anything

Rhydon (F) @ Leftovers ** MegaPorn
Trait: Lightning Rod
EVs: 204 HP / 96 Atk / 208 Def
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Curse
- Earthquake
- Rest
- Rock Slide

rest > megahorn seeming as i have blissey, and celebi has never been a threat to any o my teams

Zapdos @ Leftovers ** Go Fish
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 124 HP / 20 Def / 252 Spd / 112 SAtk
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Hidden Power [Grass]
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Thunderbolt

orly

Vaporeon (F) @ Leftovers ** Hi Curselax
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 220 HP / 252 Def / 16 SAtk / 20 SDef
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Charm
- Ice Beam
- Surf
- Wish

wishpass to breloom and mence, charm stops curselax from raping me, as they like to ch rhydon when they have 6 curses

nubs please rate because i like to see how little you actually know
 
F

Fluorescent Adolescent

is Superbad
I would still have megahorn>Rest because when sala dies celebi owns this squad :/
 
D

DragonDance

thrasher
*Ryan* said:
I would still have megahorn>Rest because when sala dies celebi owns this squad :/
Click to expand...
He just said that he has bliss...
 
M

Mr. Robinson

Guest
dont let blissey die

you have a massive bolt beam weakness
 
B

Basics

Guest
Rofl. 0ma, CM Celebi will mother-**** this team. Salamence is the only Pokemon you have to counter it, it'll Seed/CM on Blissey, Psychic Breloom free of any kind of super-effective threat, resist all of Zapdos' attacks, CM against Vaporeon Ice Beam, Resist/Netutral Rhydon....
 
D

DemonScythe

Guest
I didn't notice all the pokes were females..
anyways I use like 44 HP on Breloom so take some
resistances and Max recovery when you sub.

Gengar is also like lol at this team who bliss can't harm
2HKOs Vapy with bolts and can 2HKO zapdos with Icepunch
on the switch too..
 
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