I haven't actually played since I last posted, but I still have a backlog of stuff to post. Horray?
-...is that pathetic-looking building the GYM? Ahahahhaha.
-It's closed. Son of a whore. Why do we HAVE to do Sprout Tower first? Goddamnit, give people some choices!
-The walkway to Sprout Tower's gotten a bit of a makeover, I see.
-Sprout Tower is...very 3D.
-I'm waiting to see the first trainer in the game other than RIVAL who actually has a fucking Johto Pokemon. This is ridiculous. Not even the remakes of GSC can break free from RBY/FRLG's shadow.
-Good god all these Lv.4 and below Pokemon are just PATHETIC. It's the first gym town, people! Can we get something Lv.7, maybe Lv.8 or 9?
-Want repels. Need repels. Pray to repels for salvation from wild Pokemon encounters.
-I got one of the in-battle stat buff items! Awesome, it's free money! (nobody actually USES those in-battle stat buff items, do they?)
-Seriously, all these Lv.3 Trainer-owned Bellsprout are just sad. Can I at least see a Lv.4 bellsprout? Pretty please?
-Liver's Lv.13. This little Totodile's just chugging along since it doesn't have to share EXP with anything else yet. (PS: Where are the goddamn Johto Pokemon? I need to catch some) And with that comes...Bite! Bye Rage, I hope I never see you again.
-...*gasp!* A LEVEL 6 BELLSPROUT?! BUT...THOSE ARE ONLY SPOKEN OF IN MYTHS!
-Le...le...level SEVEN Bellsprout? Truly, I have wandered into a game that's not Heart Gold.
-HOLY SHIT A HOOTHOOT. A JOHTO POKEMON. I *am* in the wrong game!
-I'm not sure what the hell Liver's learning now but it doesn't do damage and it only has 90 accuracy so I'm never using it anyway.
-I could skip the Violet Gym Trainers, but why would I want to?
-Goddamn the levels of everything are pathetic. Except Liver, he's a respectable Lv.15 Totodile now.
-Lookit Faulker and his goddamned Lv.9 Pidgey that got down to like 2 hp after a single hit. Is that proper Gym Leader stuff? No. No it is not. Go away Falkner, I'm stripping you of your Gym Leader license. And look at his other Pokemon, a goddamn Pidgeotto. What the hell is wrong with you? At least have a Hoothoot or something.
-How many goddamn potions does Falkner have? Or is that Roost?
-Yeah I think that's Roost. Goddamn it, GL Pokemon shouldn't be able to heal themselves.
-Shut up, give me the badge and the TM I'm never using.
-Yay, Togepi egg. I might raise this...if not for the fact that I already use a Togekiss in Platinum. Pretty refreshing to get a JOHTO POKEMON either way.
-Oh god who the hell is that in the kimono and why are they talking to me
-Well that was a complete waste of my time.
-Let's get some Net Balls for variety...when I manage to find a fucking Johto Pokemon to catch.
-Aw, there's no grass patch west of Violet/north of the Ruins anymore. Boo.
-I AM GOING TO CATCH AN UNOWN SINCE IT'S AN ACTUAL JOHTO POKEMON. YES.
-No, not really.
-The ruins are a bit different this time. You can get free stuff without solving any puzzles, for instance. But there ARE puzzles.
-You don't have to put together the ENTIRE puzzle now, but you do have to rotate the pieces by tapping them.
-Oh right, before I get TOO far away from Violet, I'd better see if the Pokemon School has any free stuff in it.
-A blond man asked me a question, I picked the top option, and now I have to name something. I think he's asking me to name the group I'm in, so whatever.
-Oh boy, my first "lol I tried catching something but it got away!" call of the game!
-I have no idea what Earl's saying and I don't feel like saying anything to him other than continuous "yes"s or "no"s. I'm sure there's some combination of the two I'm SUPPOSED to say, but whatever.
-I tried to get a Phanpy and failed. I even woke up early for it. But no. (and looking at today's update, apparently they're only in the northern part of the route now? Why can't it be like Crystal where they were available early on? I WANT A JOHTO POKEMON THAT ISN'T TOTODILE OR THE TERRIBLE EARLY STUFF)