Another holiday one shot involving my current story! This one isn't as funny as the last ones...despite some real comical moments happening but hope you give this a shot cause it's pretty long and kind of funny yet not it's original purpose.
One Gift, and Many Tales!
It was the day December 23’s 2005, and everyone was getting ready for the great festive holiday of Christmas. Even evil geniuses loved the holiday as we see Dr. Eggman in his fortress base overseeing the work his Elf Pawns which were Egg Pawns robots that were basically wearing green elf clothing and they were preparing to decorate the base with all the festive tinsel, and magic that people loved and had joy upon that day.
“Ho ho! I can’t wait for the holidays! This year I hope I get some great gifts!” shouted the doctor who now wore a Santa Clause suit with the only difference being him still wearing his dark blue sunglasses over his eyes as usual. Meanwhile we check on his five top assistant robots, Boquo, Dequo, Bokkun, Heavy, and Bomb who were in their own rooms trying to think of a gift to give to Dr. Eggman. Eventually the five decided to give him one special gift except for Bokkun who got left out of the special gift. He wondered....what was the gift they were giving to the big man anyways? That is one mystery...that might things go a little...well funny.
Meanwhile we check on our gang and we see them all in the Goldenrod restaurant the hotel and sitting near a window they stared at the snow falling slowly and slowly into the already huge amount of the white stuff. The gang was all wearing a sweatshirt version of their original clothes and a scarf as well.
“Ahhh...nothing beats hot cocoa with marshmallows on a nice winter day,” said Wally as he took a drink out of his mug.
“Yeah yeah! But I can’t wait for presents this year! Hopefully...they aint clothes like last year,” answered Eddy.
:Geez Eddy. How many times must you know that it’s the holiday spirit that counts and not the gifts?” reminded Double-D.
“Let me think for some moments,” answered Eddy as he thought. Let’s see...we now see Eddy a year ago dressed up all in black trying to look for something in his attic and he apparently found some gift wrapped boxes.
“Oh boy I’m feeling lucky!” shouted the guy as he went to shred the gift apart to get.....a green sweatshirt...socks....and a hat....ok we now look even further back and it was now the month of July and we see Eddy shouting at Ed,
“It’s not Christmas but the middle of July!”
....We now go back to Eddy and he answered, “Nope. I only remember that we managed to get tons of jawbreakers...only for Ed to give them all away anyway.....then that time I tried to get adopted to get free gifts which pretty much backfired big time....so no I see no Christmas Spirit really,” answered Eddy.
“Well I can’t wait till Christmas! It’ll be cool to celebrate the holiday,” shouted Brendan in excitement.
“Yeah! I wonder what Santa will give me this year?” shouted May. “Heh. May you actually believe there’s a Santa Clause or something?” Asked Drew who sounded a bit arrogantly about it.
“So what if I do Drew? I bet you don’t believe in him do you?” asked May.
“Gee how long did it take you to find out Einstein,” replied Drew sarcastically. May got mad and as the two argues Eddy was drinking his mug of hot cocoa and asked Ash,
“So...think anything...you know....chaotic will happen to us? The last holidays Eggman made things a bit more....well how I say it...he crashed the party. Though I have to admit whenever he appears he makes the holiday funny as three shows by Jerry Seinfeld but that’s just me,”
Ash then thought about it. Would they get involved with the fat egg shaped genius on robotic a third time for the holidays? Ash just shrugged, and replied “I wouldn’t be surprised if something out of the ordinary happens between us and Dr. Eggman and his robots. I mean if it can happen for thanksgiving and Halloween! Who knows?”
“Santa knows because Santa knows if you’re a good buy or a bad buy or a bacon boy or egg boy and I want knickerbockers, a frying pan, and a great ball,” responded Ed.
Ash, Wally, Brendan, Eddy, and Double-D stared at him for a moment and then Double-D responded,
“Umm....sure Ed. Anyway let’s head up but not before eating some fruit cake!”
“Bleagh!” blurted out Eddy,
Back to checking the base of Dr. Eggman and we now see a room where a the robots Boquo, Dequo, Bomb, and Heavy were in. We check on Bokkun outside as the young robot is banging the door and whining,
“Why can’t I see the gift for Dr. Eggman?” Heavy then went out of the room and shouted, “Cause it’s a s surprise and we know how much you blab out things like gossip till no end! Besides....we’ll also be praised more by Dr. Robotnik so shut up and get out!”
With that said Heavy slammed the door shut then went over to the other three and took a look at their wrapped present ready for Christmas. Bokkun whined since he had no idea what the gift was. Suddenly he thought of an early gift to give to the doctor. He then ran into the living room where Eggman was drinking a mug of eggnog humming O Christmas tree and also Elf Pawns help him decorate the room with tinsel, and by setting up a large metal Christmas tree. When Bokkun ran up to asked he heard the lyrics,
“Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Prospero Ano y Felicidad!”
“Dr. Eggman? Who knew you were this nice on Christmas?” asked Bokkun. Eggman was then surprised and shouted, “What do you want?”
“I figure I sing a karaoke song for you!” answered the robot as he went to grab something. He then came back fast with a CD of samba De Amigo and his CD player and connected it to the stereo. He was about to play I when Eggman scolded,
“Bokkun! There is no time! I usually appreciate this but I must simply get ready! You do know that I do donate toys every year on Christmas right?”
Eggman did indeed donate gifts surprisingly on Christmas. He dress up as Santa and then making his Egg Mobile look like Christmas version of Santa’s sleigh he ride it with the help of his robotic reindeer he made. He figures if he ever succeeded at conquering the world with the help of his evil robotic army he might as well make the people like him as a ruler. Then he went back to decorating and Bokkun sighed with disbelief. He then walked back to the room the other robots were and surprisingly...he only saw a red present with a black ribbon tying it up.
“Maybe.....I know! I’ll take that gift and claim it as my own!...Even better1 I’ll go to the world famous Goldenrod Department store and buy myself more gifts for Dr. Eggman!”
He took the present and using his jet pack he flew off from the base and later eventually arrived at the world famous department store. People shopped like no tomorrow in it! He then went in and everything was going well till....when he went to get hot cocoa from Starbucks on a table and when he came back holding a cup of hot cocoa...the cocoa fell on his feat as he screamed in horror as he saw it went....missing.
“Oh no! I lost the gift! And....oh boy looks like I have no choice to tell Dr. Eggman! Wah! This is not good for my record!” panicked the robot who went flying back to the base fast. Back to the gang who were still in the restaurant of the hotel and they were all sitting down.
“So...what are we doing tomorrow anyways?” asked Eddy.
“How about....shopping?” suggested May. “How about no?” responded Eddy quickly.
“Come on! We do have to buy gifts for each other for Christmas!” shouted Ash. “Besides....we’ll be shopping at the world famous Goldenrod department store and what can possibly go wrong?”
Back to the base of Eggman...and now we see an angry Eggman jumping up and down if he were throwing a temper tantrum.
“YOU DID WHAT!? Now your five and I are going to have to look for it tomorrow at that mall! You five are incompetent imbeciles...no scratch that! Five stupid pinhead tin cans!” yelled Eggman furious.
“Um Dr. R? Technically it was Bokkun’s fault and we did nothing so-“
“Well why did you four leave the present so unguarded!” barked Eggman!” “Umm.....oil hot cocoa break?” replied Heavy.
“............IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS!” screamed Eggman. Then he breathed some air in after his angry outburst and then finished with, “AND.......IDIOTS!”
Back to our gang who were in their rooms ready to sleep and we here Drew and May talking to each other over the issue of there being a factual Santa Claus in existence. Eddy was merely whining for good gifts crazy, Ash, Brendan, and Wally already fell asleep, Ed was brushing his teeth with onion juice, and Double-d stared out the window and then asked himself,
“I wonder if people still have the good old Christmas spirit in them? Well only time will tell,” and with that he went to bed. The next morning....we see tons and when I mean tons...well you get the idea of people outside the large Goldenrod Department Store Mall which was famous worldwide for all the stores and goods they sold in the beautiful big tower. Dr. Eggman wearing a sweatshirt version of his old styled clothes which were the ones which he used to wear that looked like a yellow cape was on the back of it before wearing his red jacket lately. His five robots were also there with him all wearing scarf’s and gloves well except Heavy since he just wore a winter version of his red boxing gloves.
“All right. We all split in to look for the gift...what is it anyway?” asked Eggman curious.
“We can’t tell...it’s a surprise Dr. Eggman,” responded Boquo and Dequo.
“Well it better be worth to look for! Or your five shall receive a rust job by the time the New Year pops out!” With that said the five robots nodded quickly, nervously, and even added a metallic gulp. Meanwhile our gang in another part of the humongous crowd were also ready for the shopping.
“I hope I don’t get trampled by stampedes rabid shoppers today,” said Eddy. Everyone stared at him and then he replied, “Yes that was random. I just have these feelings but whatever,”
“Well hopefully nothing will go wrong,” said Drew out loud. But meanwhile in another part of the large crowd we see Fang The Sniper, Bean The Dynamite, Bark The Boxer, and Rocket agent Domino also ready to go shopping.
“How can you two stand the cool?” shivered Fang as he stared at Bean and Bark with awe as they weren’t chilling.
“Nack...I’m a duck obsessed with explosives and duck naturally have this oil on us that makes us warm and stuff while Bark...well he’s a polar bear and well...they’re kinda used to the cool...anything else?” replied Bean who wore a green cap over his head today with his usual red bandana hanging over his neck.
“Well boys...looks like we got to get a lot to shop,” added Domino who ore a red sweater and a black scarf. In another part of the crowd we see The Chaotix and Vector in his human form was sneezing like crazy still.
“I hate Winter!” shouted Vector. “Maybe it’s the fact you’re cold blooded like Espio too?” suggested Charmy. “Geez how long did it take you to figure that out charms?” replied Vector sarcastically. “Hmm...well we might as well get a good gift for each other this year...even with our low budget...Vector you also got to get Jenny a gift as well!” reminded Espio.
“That be so much easier if you didn’t mention the words low and budget together in a row in the same SENTANCE!” barked Vector back. “I gotta get something good for her but what?”
As every group were discussing their plans suddenly a loud announcement was announced and that announcement shouted the words,
“Attention shoppers.....Goldenrod Department Store Mall will open in two minutes....prepare the wallets...have a nice day.......blah blah blah....that is all,”
Then the crowd started cheering for cheer and glee. Eggman then said to his robots, “Alright ya stupid rust buckets! Ready to look for the present? Huh?” He saw Boquo and Dequo trying to hit each other with snow balls were they both miserably failed while Bokkun managed to hit them while Heavy was reading a magazine called, “Robots Of Today,” while Bomb was busy kicking at a tree....Eggman then got out a club and gave each bot a good whack on the head. “Pay attention!” Suddenly the announcement came back and shouted in a monotone voice fro a teenager employee,
“The store if now open....have a good time spending all your hard earned cash n our stuff...yay......go in now,”
The doors opened...and man did people push and shove to get in the massive tall building and every separate group made it in....after that ran they all split up to look and buy. The place was massive.....ten floor each having tons of stores and various places for services! Needless to say the following events were as crazy as...a sonic rush.
We check on Dr. Eggman first as he walked around the mall. He was walking looking any sign for a red wrapped gift with a black ribbon, and an Eggman Empire symbol bestowed on it... to be more exact stamped on. He walked on whistling his music theme the E.G.G.M.A.N. and was walking when suddenly he saw a toy store and decided to take a look. When he got in suddenly the manager said to him,
“Get ready to change Theodore! We have to make the children happy today!”
“Sure...wait a minute I’m not-“ but Eggman was cut off suddenly when the manager tossed a Santa suit at him and then for some strange reason it landed perfectly making Eggman already wear the costume.
“And where’s Mick and John? They were supposed to be elves and well you had to get them?”
Eggman sweat dropped and then responded, “Umm...ok I’ll get some replacements,” With that said Eggman took out a remote and pressed a red button on it and one minute later some Elf Pawn robots arrived at the scene holding giant fake plastic candy canes.
“Nice alternates on such short notice...now sit down on that chair and when the kids arrive get ready to be Santa like! And please don’t obsess over your favorite food...bacon.
“Bacon? I like eggs not bacon!” shouted Eggman. “Sure you do...you were obsessed with it so much every day at lunch we call you as you would say it....”Baconman!” Ring a bell? Now go and do your job!” replied the manager.
Eggman sweat dropped and shrugged and went to the seat and sat down while his Elf Pawns went near him holding their tall plastic candy cones in pride...suddenly a mother and her young son about the age of three with his Oddish walked in and the young boy screamed,
“YAY! IT’S SANTA!”
He then ran along and hugged him. He then sat on Eggman’s lap and then Eggman asked,
“Ha ha ha! I mean ho ho ho! What would you like to give me...I mean receive from me this year for Christmas young boy?”
Suddenly...Eggman felt his lap being wet for some reason...in a warm substance...Eggman then saw the mother who whispered, “He still needs to be potty trained,”
Eggman then cringed when he smiled and thought to himself, “Ok.....this isn’t the best day...well at least it can’t get worse,” Suddenly more young children with their parents showed up and then Eggman thought to himself once again, “I take that back. It got worse...why me!?”
We now check on Bomb and Heavy the two chief mechanics of Dr. Eggman and so far found nothing of the red present black ribbon and Eggman Empire stamped gift. They both walked around...till they noticed a Starbucks café. They both looked at each other and thought, “Why not? Robots do like their liquids sugary flavored!”
Both robots walked in despite the weird stares everyone gave the two and when they went to the counter Heavy shouted, “Hey...don’t we knows you two?”
The two cashiers then faced them and both muttered a slight yelp. It was once again Jessie and James...working apparently in Starbucks with the employee outfit of it. Then Jessie nervously replied,
“Nope! Never seen you two...umm...robots around here before!?”
Both had a tough time with these two robots...then again they did accidentally mess with a great fighting robot who’s physical strength is good and a small robot who loved to blow himself up and come back together for more of the fireworks he loved to create with his booms, bangs, and a bam as well.
“Whatever...look red give us some hot cocoa and make it good,” shouted Heavy.
“Plus don’t forget the marshmallows!” added Bomb.
Jessie and James then quickly ran to get them their drinks but every time they came back because of the two robots intimidation they kept accidentally tripping on the shiny tile floor and land hot cocoa on the two robots....needless to say Heavy and Bomb were getting...mad.
“I swear you guys are real clumsy....and if I don’t get my cocoa soon...will let’s just say that your mug’s won’t be so pretty no more,” said Heavy who got his fists covered by boxing gloves ready for a beat down with the two.
“Don’t worry....robots we’ll make sure to not try to spill....right?” asked James to Jessie. She quickly nodded and they walked ever so slowly as they tiptoes in caution trying not to make even the faintest squeak.....till Heavy shouted,
“Hurry it up lady! I mean your red hair is getting ugly to stare at!”
Jessie then suddenly....shouted,
“WHAT! Well then......get a load of this!” she yelled as she tossed two cups of hot cocoa on Heavy....needless to say Heavy winded up one of his fists and gave Jessie and James....well they had definitely have wanted to see the dentist afterwards I’ll say the least. ...and Heavy and Bomb finally got themselves a nice cup of hot cocoa...with marshmallows of course....and Bomb wanted sprinkles added
We now check on Boquo, Dequo, and Bokkun who walked around trying to find any sign of their lost gift and they were all three whistling the Sonic Heroes theme a band known as Crush 40 did a song for after Sonic and his friends once again saved the world after defeating the Metal Overlord. They were whistling the tune till something caught their eyes.
“Christmas Karaoke Contest today at Starbucks Cafe!”
The robots stared at each other and shrugged. Then suddenly Ash, Brendan, Drew, Wally, and May came upon the very same area and saw the sign. They all then noticed that they saw the opportunity sing some beats.
“Well this should be good,” chuckled Bomb as the whole café went dark as Brendan went first to sing.
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“A kick out of her house!” interrupted Bomb.
“...On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Two hard slaps and a kick out of her house! interrupted Bomb again.
“.......On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” chorused Bomb again.
“.........On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” chorused Bomb once more.
“......On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” chorused Bomb once more again.
Brendan just looked at the others and saw them laughing hard while the rest of the audience were giggling a bit. He sighed and then sang again.
“On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang a laughing Bomb.
“..................On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang now Heavy who decided to sing it.
“..............On the eighth day of Christmas.....my true love gave to me-“
“Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang Heavy once more.
“....On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Nine printed E-Mails saying “THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER ALREADY!” Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang Heavy
“Why me?” though Brendan. “....On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Ten models of you on her computer seen shot or nuked! Nine printed E-Mails saying “THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER ALREADY!” Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang Heavy.
“...On the eleven day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Eleven signs that red, “Stop living off of me! “Ten models of you on her computer seen shot or nuked! Nine printed E-Mails saying “THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER ALREADY!” Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang Heavy.
“....On the twelfth and final day of Christmas my truelove gave to me-“
“Twelve-“ But Heavy was cut off when suddenly Brendan got tired of it and just jumped right for him...unfortunately Heavy winded up another fist and...well Brendan’s eyes were more noticeable now to say the least.
“Now where was I? Oh yeah. Twelve hired gangs beating you up! Eleven signs that red, “Stop living off of me! “Ten models of you on her computer seen shot or nuked! Nine printed E-Mails saying “THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER ALREADY!” Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang both Bomb and Heavy...unexpectedly they got a round of applause and Brendan muttered,
“Ouch....”
We now check on Fang and his crew as they were walking around. Fang was on the lookout for any....opportunities too pickpocket. If there was something he always loved...it was free cash legally and illegally. He was only walking alone as the rest of the Triple Trouble was in their own business right now. He then saw a large purse near some bags of gifts. Sneaking ever so slyly he was about too take the purse when suddenly....he was spotted....meanwhile Bean The Dynamite was walking around bored to death. Suddenly a young boy came up to him and asked,
“Hey mister! You dropped your bomb,”
Bean sweat dropped as he saw a little kid giving him back on of his infamous bombs he usually carried with him. Then Bean thought, “Hmm....since its Christmas perhaps I should give the guy a present....” “Kid maybe you should keep it? After all you found it and well it’s good to be a nice guy,” replied Bean.
“Thanks mister. Maybe I should donate something too” and with that he ran off. Bean then smiled and kept walking and said to himself, “It’s good to be nice,” till suddenly he heard a large boom and someone screamed, “THE DONATION BOX AND ALL THE TOYS IN THERE FOR ORPHANS ARE DESTROYED!” Bean sweat dropped and just whistled while he walked away fast.
We now check on Bark who was walking around and he noticed a sports equipment store. He shrugged and went in. Suddenly his eyes lights lit with excitement as he saw a red punching bad up at the display and as it was perfectly condition. Bark got his fists ready as he delivered a fury of punches at it and accidentally....broke it...even though he meant to only practice some punches...he then turned to and see many employees...each holding nightsticks for some odd reason...then he noticed they all wore a pin that said,
“To stop crime you gotta beat it down!”
We now check on Domino who was peacefully walking around wearing a new diamond necklace she bought from her latest earnings from her job as a Rocket and was humming “Let it snow” when suddenly she saw Fang being chased by a old lady who was being whacked by her purse, bean chased by many people wearing T-Shirts, “Support the misfortune!” And Bark was being chased by a bunch of employees trying to whack at him with nightsticks. She sighed and walked after them.
Now on to the Chaotix who were walking around bored as ever. Vector was still searching for a good gift....but what? He walked around and thought...
“But what?....I know! An Xbox 360!”
“But isn’t that kind of too expensive?” asked Charmy curiously. “Not at all. From our recent cases we should be able to afford the gaming system,” answered Espio.
What are we waiting for then?” asked Vector. The three made a run for a gaming store just to see the words...,”Were Closed,” on a sign on the windows.. The three then tried for a different store but...also closed......and when they got to a third videogame store it was miraculously open. They went in only for them to see,
“Xbox 360’s are sold out!”
Needless to say did this not go well with Vector. Even law enforcements lost their tempers easily....so he chewed some gum and...well he’s known for his special abilities like making bubblegum bombs and....well they ran out only for them to see the Triple Trouble and ran after them too....while suddenly Eggman fed up with being Santa ran from his store and saw the group and chased after them with a bunch of parents and young children following right behind. They passed by a Starbucks where the robots and gang got kicked out with all the crazy stuff and bad sinning and only chased after the large chase too....
We now check on the Ed’s. They were walking near the lobby near the giant Christmas tree. They really didn’t feel the need to buy. Just walk around and drink hot cocoa. They sat near a bench near the tree and heard noises as near the tree people were sitting up a chorus for some songs.
“Does anyone have the good old Christmas spirit these days?” asked Double-D disappointed with all that went on.
“Gee what do you think?” replied Eddy sarcastically. “Hey Ed! What you staring at?”
“I’m staring at this red present with a black bowtie and an icon of eggs,” replied Ed. The three then looked at his direction and saw that a present like Ed’s description was one of the decorations for the giant tree.
“Isn’t that one of the Eggman Empire symbols?” asked Double-D curiously. “That could only be....a bomb! Eggman wants to blow up the Christmas tree!?” answered Eddy confused.
“Maybe we should get it and throw it the bathroom then?” suggested Ed.
“Maybe you’re just jumping to conclusions Eddy. I mean what gain could Dr. Robotnik gain from blowing up a Christmas tree?” asked Double-D skeptically.
“Cause he’s an egg shaped nutcase that’s what! Anyway...if we get that present down and throw it to the dumpster then we’ll be famous for saving the Christmas tree from utter explosions and booms of the non jolly holidays!” shouted Eddy excitingly.
“I hate it when he over exaggerates everything,” mumbled Double-D. “Ed toss me up there so I can grab the ox,” asked Eddy in hurry. Ed simply nodded as he grabbed him and tossed him to grab the present...only for his aim to be way off and for him to land right on top of the Christmas tree’s golden star....
“OUCH!” muttered Eddy if his voice was on helium. He was in.....large unnecessary pain as he fell off the tree and with his voice being all helium like. “I think...I need....ugh that really really ....forget the gift.....wait Ed...not again!” shouted Eddy as Ed decided to aim for the present again. Eddy was then tossed...again luckily he managed to actually grab the present...but no one was ready to catch him so...he ended up falling into a large water fountain.
SPASH!
Double-D and Ed walked over and saw a soggy Eddy spitting coins out of his mouth and holding up the present in the air and shouted,
“I GOT IT!”
Suddenly the rest of the groups no longer being chased by other people tackled Eddy and they all fought for the present. Needless to say it was one roughhouse of a fight. Double-D even sighed more with displeasure as he saw everyone either punching someone, stepping on someone, biting someone, pulling their hair out, and well massive tackling. Double-D was getting quite fed up with all of this and screamed,
“ARE YOU ALL DONE MAKING FOOLS OF YOURSELVES!?”
They all stopped and we see Eggman about to pile drive Eddy just fall lat on him and for Eddy to say, “Ouch,”
“Look at yourselves. Fighting over a mere...box with cheap red wrapping, a black bowtie, and a symbol. Christmas is about the time of sharing, caring, friendship, and being with family and friends. It’s about the generosity toward another’s. That’s what Christmas is. Anyone else agree?” asked Double-D peacefully.
Everyone else stared at each other in long sudden silence. Then Eggman shouted out,
“Bah humbug!”
Then suddenly the whole mall went dark. Every one of them noticed that people were gathering around the Christmas tree and that a bright light was showed upon it...and platforms while many people ranging from young teenagers to adults were in white robes and holding a chorus book. They sang a long beautiful song.
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ,
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Back to the large group who were tearing with joy as they heard them sing the song. Even the robots cried a bit...they just cried oil but meh. Eggman just smiled as the song reminded o the good old days of Christmas. When his grandfathers visit from his research from Space Colony ARK, The others were remembering times when they were still with family and childhood friends. May, Brendan, and Wally remembered when they hang out when much younger. Bomb and Heavy reminisced about the time when the Chaotix threw a Christmas party and how a whole bowl of fruit punch froze while Charmy wanted a sip. The Chaotix remembered when Vector got his first penny. Espio his first ninja star. Charmy when he tasted his first candy cane.
The Triple Trouble also had various memories when they’re younger. Fang remembered his first toy pop gun with a cork. Bean his first bomb...Bark when he wore boxing gloves for the first time. Domino her first Rocket uniform. Boquo, Dequo, and Bokkun remembered their first taste of eggnog and they recalled it being really sweet. The Ed’s recalled....fruit cake oddly. They all had a good memory of Christmas....mostly.
“Sorry for my as usual a bit over exaggerative behavior,” regarded Eddy to Eggman as he handed his present back. Eggman just replied, “Humph! Well whatever pests!”
“Well....there’s always a good old fashion....well,” Espio then whispered into Vector quietly and Vector immediately blushed and sighed and then replied, “Why not?”
The five robots looked at each looked at each other and then Bokkun asked, “Well we got the present back...but what Is it anyway?”
“You’ll see around tomorrow,” replied Bomb and they then followed their leader out of the mall who was jumping up and down like a malicious rubber egg in joy as they found their present.
“Well...at least we got each other,” said Domino and Fang disappointingly agreed. The four also made a exit.
:”Well kids...looks like we better head back to the hotel. After all tomorrow is Christmas,” suggested Vector as the rest of the group agreed and followed Double-D smiled. He knew they had Christmas spirit in them. It just took some weird events to remind them of it that’s all.
The next morning...we now see vector human form wearing a dark green winter coat, and a light green scarf as he was walking in a hallway and knocked on an apartment door inside. When it opened a smiling lady with light blue hair, red eyes, and a pink sweater holding a mug of hot cocoa with blue jeans came out to greet him.
“Hey Vector! Came for the holidays egh?”
“Well Jenny there aint nothing better to do then hang out with your pals....anyway I got a Christmas gift for you,” replied the detective nervously. “Really? Well let’s see what that gift is,” smiled Jenny. “It’s a surprise so close your eyes,” said Vector. She then closed her eyes and soon Vector told her to open them. She then saw a mistletoe between the two held by Vector in his right hand and she blushed and said,
“Aww Vector, Another excuse for us to kiss? How cute and smart,” and with that they gave each other a small kiss on the lips. Then she invited him in to celebrate the holiday since she was lonely and Vector gladly kept her company. Back to the Goldenrod hotel where many people in their pajamas oddly but not too oddly gathered around a large Christmas tree in the lobby and we now see Eddy frantically looking for a gift.
“Come on there has got to be one for me and it no being clothes!” Suddenly he tripped over a small box and how lucky it was that a name tag along with Double-D and Ed’s was on it as well.
“JACKPOT! Well whaddya know? It’s for us three Ed’s. Now...let’s see what we won....,” mumbled Eddy as he ripped the wrapping off as quickly as lightning. Double-D and Ed surrounded him and they found,
“WE GOT A PSP, NINTENDO DS, AND A.....ELECTRIC SHAVER!?” Screamed the three. Eddy made a grab for the PSP, while Double-D helped himself for the Nintendo DS, and Ed just took the electric shaver.
“Finally something none clothed!” shouted Eddy in glee. Then suddenly Double0-D asked, “Look who gave us the gift Eddy,” motioned Double-d to look at the tags. Eddy took a look and then he mumbled, “From......Dr. Eggman!? Uh oh....I think I shouldn’t have sent of a certain gift to him,” mumbled Eddy who slapped his face in disbelief. The rest of the gang who had their presents and stared at him and then Wally asked,
“What gift did you send to Eggman? Please let it be something...good,” Eddy sadly just swayed his head left and right for a no and then May asked, “How bad can it be?”
Back to the Eggman base where we see Eggman in purple pajamas and a sleeping cap holding a mug of eggnog to drink as he was unwrapping his first gift from his loyal robots and when it was finally opened it was revealed as......
“You dumb bots managed to get me an Xbox 360!?” screamed Eggman in delight. “Hell yeah Dr. Robotnik! Last one in stock at the mall too,” replied Heavy.
“So that’s what it was? Well nonetheless a better version of it is good,” added Bokkunn.
“Oh let’s go on an Xbox live match right now for Counter Strike!” shouted Eggman as he se up the system fast in the living room.
“Before we play boss...it seems we got some other gifts...one f5rom some unknown guy....and one form them pests,” asked Dequo.
“What? Umm ok let’s open the pests one first,” mumbled Eggman as he walked up to a large green box with red bow tie string. He opened it and found a huge box of...
“Diet videos!? Atkins!? Even more diet related stuff!? Is that what they gave me,” replied Eggman confused.
“Actually boss...I found one more thing,” answered Bomb as he handed Eggman a video tape. Eggman took a good look at it only to short out,
“How to pick up chicks when you’re a fat loser!? Why I ought a-“ when suddenly another present him in the face. He stared blankly at the moment and Bokkun was whistling. He growled and picked it up and opened it and it was from,
“Dear Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Merry Christmas. From ????? ????,”
Suddenly Eggman noticed a bomb and then muttered, “Uh oh,” cause second later....BAM! But oddly enough it was not your average bomb....in fact when exploded...it released a ton of coal into the room.....Eggman now all smoked stood on top of a pile of coal, raised his fist against the roof of the room, and shouted,
“This isn’t over fat man! You’re going to pay for this! Woah!” and with that said Eggman lost his balance and fell headfirst into the coal with his legs sticking out moving around like crazy. The robots were now playing Counter Strike all while Eggman was barking, “Get me outta here you stupid buckets of bolt! And when I do I’ll give those brats another gift! The gift of being poked!”
Later....we now see our gang...minus the Chaotix....being chased by a squad of Nutcracker robot toy solders were chasing to poke at them with fake but still kind of sharp rifles and we see Ash, May, Drew, Wally, and Brendan making a mad dash for it while the Ed’s slowed behind since Eddy and Double-D couldn’t help to stop to play their portable systems and that ed was shaving his face and getting cuts because he had no face hair really and he was putting shaving cream on it....and because of this every time they get constantly get whacked hard and that remind them to run fast.
“Why must we be easily entertained and addicted to portable good games?” asked Double-D.
“Cause the snow is really peppermint melted?” answered Ed as they ran...got hit....ran...got hit...and eventually...got based...ouch.
“Well...at least it’s kind of a Merry Christmas...sort of,” answered Eddy. “Ouch!” mumbled the three as they ran again as the robots rifles now were shooting snow balls at them.
The End!
One Gift, and Many Tales!
It was the day December 23’s 2005, and everyone was getting ready for the great festive holiday of Christmas. Even evil geniuses loved the holiday as we see Dr. Eggman in his fortress base overseeing the work his Elf Pawns which were Egg Pawns robots that were basically wearing green elf clothing and they were preparing to decorate the base with all the festive tinsel, and magic that people loved and had joy upon that day.
“Ho ho! I can’t wait for the holidays! This year I hope I get some great gifts!” shouted the doctor who now wore a Santa Clause suit with the only difference being him still wearing his dark blue sunglasses over his eyes as usual. Meanwhile we check on his five top assistant robots, Boquo, Dequo, Bokkun, Heavy, and Bomb who were in their own rooms trying to think of a gift to give to Dr. Eggman. Eventually the five decided to give him one special gift except for Bokkun who got left out of the special gift. He wondered....what was the gift they were giving to the big man anyways? That is one mystery...that might things go a little...well funny.
Meanwhile we check on our gang and we see them all in the Goldenrod restaurant the hotel and sitting near a window they stared at the snow falling slowly and slowly into the already huge amount of the white stuff. The gang was all wearing a sweatshirt version of their original clothes and a scarf as well.
“Ahhh...nothing beats hot cocoa with marshmallows on a nice winter day,” said Wally as he took a drink out of his mug.
“Yeah yeah! But I can’t wait for presents this year! Hopefully...they aint clothes like last year,” answered Eddy.
:Geez Eddy. How many times must you know that it’s the holiday spirit that counts and not the gifts?” reminded Double-D.
“Let me think for some moments,” answered Eddy as he thought. Let’s see...we now see Eddy a year ago dressed up all in black trying to look for something in his attic and he apparently found some gift wrapped boxes.
“Oh boy I’m feeling lucky!” shouted the guy as he went to shred the gift apart to get.....a green sweatshirt...socks....and a hat....ok we now look even further back and it was now the month of July and we see Eddy shouting at Ed,
“It’s not Christmas but the middle of July!”
....We now go back to Eddy and he answered, “Nope. I only remember that we managed to get tons of jawbreakers...only for Ed to give them all away anyway.....then that time I tried to get adopted to get free gifts which pretty much backfired big time....so no I see no Christmas Spirit really,” answered Eddy.
“Well I can’t wait till Christmas! It’ll be cool to celebrate the holiday,” shouted Brendan in excitement.
“Yeah! I wonder what Santa will give me this year?” shouted May. “Heh. May you actually believe there’s a Santa Clause or something?” Asked Drew who sounded a bit arrogantly about it.
“So what if I do Drew? I bet you don’t believe in him do you?” asked May.
“Gee how long did it take you to find out Einstein,” replied Drew sarcastically. May got mad and as the two argues Eddy was drinking his mug of hot cocoa and asked Ash,
“So...think anything...you know....chaotic will happen to us? The last holidays Eggman made things a bit more....well how I say it...he crashed the party. Though I have to admit whenever he appears he makes the holiday funny as three shows by Jerry Seinfeld but that’s just me,”
Ash then thought about it. Would they get involved with the fat egg shaped genius on robotic a third time for the holidays? Ash just shrugged, and replied “I wouldn’t be surprised if something out of the ordinary happens between us and Dr. Eggman and his robots. I mean if it can happen for thanksgiving and Halloween! Who knows?”
“Santa knows because Santa knows if you’re a good buy or a bad buy or a bacon boy or egg boy and I want knickerbockers, a frying pan, and a great ball,” responded Ed.
Ash, Wally, Brendan, Eddy, and Double-D stared at him for a moment and then Double-D responded,
“Umm....sure Ed. Anyway let’s head up but not before eating some fruit cake!”
“Bleagh!” blurted out Eddy,
Back to checking the base of Dr. Eggman and we now see a room where a the robots Boquo, Dequo, Bomb, and Heavy were in. We check on Bokkun outside as the young robot is banging the door and whining,
“Why can’t I see the gift for Dr. Eggman?” Heavy then went out of the room and shouted, “Cause it’s a s surprise and we know how much you blab out things like gossip till no end! Besides....we’ll also be praised more by Dr. Robotnik so shut up and get out!”
With that said Heavy slammed the door shut then went over to the other three and took a look at their wrapped present ready for Christmas. Bokkun whined since he had no idea what the gift was. Suddenly he thought of an early gift to give to the doctor. He then ran into the living room where Eggman was drinking a mug of eggnog humming O Christmas tree and also Elf Pawns help him decorate the room with tinsel, and by setting up a large metal Christmas tree. When Bokkun ran up to asked he heard the lyrics,
“Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Feliz Navidad! Prospero Ano y Felicidad!”
“Dr. Eggman? Who knew you were this nice on Christmas?” asked Bokkun. Eggman was then surprised and shouted, “What do you want?”
“I figure I sing a karaoke song for you!” answered the robot as he went to grab something. He then came back fast with a CD of samba De Amigo and his CD player and connected it to the stereo. He was about to play I when Eggman scolded,
“Bokkun! There is no time! I usually appreciate this but I must simply get ready! You do know that I do donate toys every year on Christmas right?”
Eggman did indeed donate gifts surprisingly on Christmas. He dress up as Santa and then making his Egg Mobile look like Christmas version of Santa’s sleigh he ride it with the help of his robotic reindeer he made. He figures if he ever succeeded at conquering the world with the help of his evil robotic army he might as well make the people like him as a ruler. Then he went back to decorating and Bokkun sighed with disbelief. He then walked back to the room the other robots were and surprisingly...he only saw a red present with a black ribbon tying it up.
“Maybe.....I know! I’ll take that gift and claim it as my own!...Even better1 I’ll go to the world famous Goldenrod Department store and buy myself more gifts for Dr. Eggman!”
He took the present and using his jet pack he flew off from the base and later eventually arrived at the world famous department store. People shopped like no tomorrow in it! He then went in and everything was going well till....when he went to get hot cocoa from Starbucks on a table and when he came back holding a cup of hot cocoa...the cocoa fell on his feat as he screamed in horror as he saw it went....missing.
“Oh no! I lost the gift! And....oh boy looks like I have no choice to tell Dr. Eggman! Wah! This is not good for my record!” panicked the robot who went flying back to the base fast. Back to the gang who were still in the restaurant of the hotel and they were all sitting down.
“So...what are we doing tomorrow anyways?” asked Eddy.
“How about....shopping?” suggested May. “How about no?” responded Eddy quickly.
“Come on! We do have to buy gifts for each other for Christmas!” shouted Ash. “Besides....we’ll be shopping at the world famous Goldenrod department store and what can possibly go wrong?”
Back to the base of Eggman...and now we see an angry Eggman jumping up and down if he were throwing a temper tantrum.
“YOU DID WHAT!? Now your five and I are going to have to look for it tomorrow at that mall! You five are incompetent imbeciles...no scratch that! Five stupid pinhead tin cans!” yelled Eggman furious.
“Um Dr. R? Technically it was Bokkun’s fault and we did nothing so-“
“Well why did you four leave the present so unguarded!” barked Eggman!” “Umm.....oil hot cocoa break?” replied Heavy.
“............IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS! IDIOTS!” screamed Eggman. Then he breathed some air in after his angry outburst and then finished with, “AND.......IDIOTS!”
Back to our gang who were in their rooms ready to sleep and we here Drew and May talking to each other over the issue of there being a factual Santa Claus in existence. Eddy was merely whining for good gifts crazy, Ash, Brendan, and Wally already fell asleep, Ed was brushing his teeth with onion juice, and Double-d stared out the window and then asked himself,
“I wonder if people still have the good old Christmas spirit in them? Well only time will tell,” and with that he went to bed. The next morning....we see tons and when I mean tons...well you get the idea of people outside the large Goldenrod Department Store Mall which was famous worldwide for all the stores and goods they sold in the beautiful big tower. Dr. Eggman wearing a sweatshirt version of his old styled clothes which were the ones which he used to wear that looked like a yellow cape was on the back of it before wearing his red jacket lately. His five robots were also there with him all wearing scarf’s and gloves well except Heavy since he just wore a winter version of his red boxing gloves.
“All right. We all split in to look for the gift...what is it anyway?” asked Eggman curious.
“We can’t tell...it’s a surprise Dr. Eggman,” responded Boquo and Dequo.
“Well it better be worth to look for! Or your five shall receive a rust job by the time the New Year pops out!” With that said the five robots nodded quickly, nervously, and even added a metallic gulp. Meanwhile our gang in another part of the humongous crowd were also ready for the shopping.
“I hope I don’t get trampled by stampedes rabid shoppers today,” said Eddy. Everyone stared at him and then he replied, “Yes that was random. I just have these feelings but whatever,”
“Well hopefully nothing will go wrong,” said Drew out loud. But meanwhile in another part of the large crowd we see Fang The Sniper, Bean The Dynamite, Bark The Boxer, and Rocket agent Domino also ready to go shopping.
“How can you two stand the cool?” shivered Fang as he stared at Bean and Bark with awe as they weren’t chilling.
“Nack...I’m a duck obsessed with explosives and duck naturally have this oil on us that makes us warm and stuff while Bark...well he’s a polar bear and well...they’re kinda used to the cool...anything else?” replied Bean who wore a green cap over his head today with his usual red bandana hanging over his neck.
“Well boys...looks like we got to get a lot to shop,” added Domino who ore a red sweater and a black scarf. In another part of the crowd we see The Chaotix and Vector in his human form was sneezing like crazy still.
“I hate Winter!” shouted Vector. “Maybe it’s the fact you’re cold blooded like Espio too?” suggested Charmy. “Geez how long did it take you to figure that out charms?” replied Vector sarcastically. “Hmm...well we might as well get a good gift for each other this year...even with our low budget...Vector you also got to get Jenny a gift as well!” reminded Espio.
“That be so much easier if you didn’t mention the words low and budget together in a row in the same SENTANCE!” barked Vector back. “I gotta get something good for her but what?”
As every group were discussing their plans suddenly a loud announcement was announced and that announcement shouted the words,
“Attention shoppers.....Goldenrod Department Store Mall will open in two minutes....prepare the wallets...have a nice day.......blah blah blah....that is all,”
Then the crowd started cheering for cheer and glee. Eggman then said to his robots, “Alright ya stupid rust buckets! Ready to look for the present? Huh?” He saw Boquo and Dequo trying to hit each other with snow balls were they both miserably failed while Bokkun managed to hit them while Heavy was reading a magazine called, “Robots Of Today,” while Bomb was busy kicking at a tree....Eggman then got out a club and gave each bot a good whack on the head. “Pay attention!” Suddenly the announcement came back and shouted in a monotone voice fro a teenager employee,
“The store if now open....have a good time spending all your hard earned cash n our stuff...yay......go in now,”
The doors opened...and man did people push and shove to get in the massive tall building and every separate group made it in....after that ran they all split up to look and buy. The place was massive.....ten floor each having tons of stores and various places for services! Needless to say the following events were as crazy as...a sonic rush.
We check on Dr. Eggman first as he walked around the mall. He was walking looking any sign for a red wrapped gift with a black ribbon, and an Eggman Empire symbol bestowed on it... to be more exact stamped on. He walked on whistling his music theme the E.G.G.M.A.N. and was walking when suddenly he saw a toy store and decided to take a look. When he got in suddenly the manager said to him,
“Get ready to change Theodore! We have to make the children happy today!”
“Sure...wait a minute I’m not-“ but Eggman was cut off suddenly when the manager tossed a Santa suit at him and then for some strange reason it landed perfectly making Eggman already wear the costume.
“And where’s Mick and John? They were supposed to be elves and well you had to get them?”
Eggman sweat dropped and then responded, “Umm...ok I’ll get some replacements,” With that said Eggman took out a remote and pressed a red button on it and one minute later some Elf Pawn robots arrived at the scene holding giant fake plastic candy canes.
“Nice alternates on such short notice...now sit down on that chair and when the kids arrive get ready to be Santa like! And please don’t obsess over your favorite food...bacon.
“Bacon? I like eggs not bacon!” shouted Eggman. “Sure you do...you were obsessed with it so much every day at lunch we call you as you would say it....”Baconman!” Ring a bell? Now go and do your job!” replied the manager.
Eggman sweat dropped and shrugged and went to the seat and sat down while his Elf Pawns went near him holding their tall plastic candy cones in pride...suddenly a mother and her young son about the age of three with his Oddish walked in and the young boy screamed,
“YAY! IT’S SANTA!”
He then ran along and hugged him. He then sat on Eggman’s lap and then Eggman asked,
“Ha ha ha! I mean ho ho ho! What would you like to give me...I mean receive from me this year for Christmas young boy?”
Suddenly...Eggman felt his lap being wet for some reason...in a warm substance...Eggman then saw the mother who whispered, “He still needs to be potty trained,”
Eggman then cringed when he smiled and thought to himself, “Ok.....this isn’t the best day...well at least it can’t get worse,” Suddenly more young children with their parents showed up and then Eggman thought to himself once again, “I take that back. It got worse...why me!?”
We now check on Bomb and Heavy the two chief mechanics of Dr. Eggman and so far found nothing of the red present black ribbon and Eggman Empire stamped gift. They both walked around...till they noticed a Starbucks café. They both looked at each other and thought, “Why not? Robots do like their liquids sugary flavored!”
Both robots walked in despite the weird stares everyone gave the two and when they went to the counter Heavy shouted, “Hey...don’t we knows you two?”
The two cashiers then faced them and both muttered a slight yelp. It was once again Jessie and James...working apparently in Starbucks with the employee outfit of it. Then Jessie nervously replied,
“Nope! Never seen you two...umm...robots around here before!?”
Both had a tough time with these two robots...then again they did accidentally mess with a great fighting robot who’s physical strength is good and a small robot who loved to blow himself up and come back together for more of the fireworks he loved to create with his booms, bangs, and a bam as well.
“Whatever...look red give us some hot cocoa and make it good,” shouted Heavy.
“Plus don’t forget the marshmallows!” added Bomb.
Jessie and James then quickly ran to get them their drinks but every time they came back because of the two robots intimidation they kept accidentally tripping on the shiny tile floor and land hot cocoa on the two robots....needless to say Heavy and Bomb were getting...mad.
“I swear you guys are real clumsy....and if I don’t get my cocoa soon...will let’s just say that your mug’s won’t be so pretty no more,” said Heavy who got his fists covered by boxing gloves ready for a beat down with the two.
“Don’t worry....robots we’ll make sure to not try to spill....right?” asked James to Jessie. She quickly nodded and they walked ever so slowly as they tiptoes in caution trying not to make even the faintest squeak.....till Heavy shouted,
“Hurry it up lady! I mean your red hair is getting ugly to stare at!”
Jessie then suddenly....shouted,
“WHAT! Well then......get a load of this!” she yelled as she tossed two cups of hot cocoa on Heavy....needless to say Heavy winded up one of his fists and gave Jessie and James....well they had definitely have wanted to see the dentist afterwards I’ll say the least. ...and Heavy and Bomb finally got themselves a nice cup of hot cocoa...with marshmallows of course....and Bomb wanted sprinkles added
We now check on Boquo, Dequo, and Bokkun who walked around trying to find any sign of their lost gift and they were all three whistling the Sonic Heroes theme a band known as Crush 40 did a song for after Sonic and his friends once again saved the world after defeating the Metal Overlord. They were whistling the tune till something caught their eyes.
“Christmas Karaoke Contest today at Starbucks Cafe!”
The robots stared at each other and shrugged. Then suddenly Ash, Brendan, Drew, Wally, and May came upon the very same area and saw the sign. They all then noticed that they saw the opportunity sing some beats.
“Well this should be good,” chuckled Bomb as the whole café went dark as Brendan went first to sing.
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“A kick out of her house!” interrupted Bomb.
“...On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Two hard slaps and a kick out of her house! interrupted Bomb again.
“.......On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” chorused Bomb again.
“.........On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” chorused Bomb once more.
“......On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” chorused Bomb once more again.
Brendan just looked at the others and saw them laughing hard while the rest of the audience were giggling a bit. He sighed and then sang again.
“On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang a laughing Bomb.
“..................On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang now Heavy who decided to sing it.
“..............On the eighth day of Christmas.....my true love gave to me-“
“Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang Heavy once more.
“....On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Nine printed E-Mails saying “THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER ALREADY!” Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang Heavy
“Why me?” though Brendan. “....On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Ten models of you on her computer seen shot or nuked! Nine printed E-Mails saying “THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER ALREADY!” Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang Heavy.
“...On the eleven day of Christmas my true love gave to me-“
“Eleven signs that red, “Stop living off of me! “Ten models of you on her computer seen shot or nuked! Nine printed E-Mails saying “THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER ALREADY!” Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang Heavy.
“....On the twelfth and final day of Christmas my truelove gave to me-“
“Twelve-“ But Heavy was cut off when suddenly Brendan got tired of it and just jumped right for him...unfortunately Heavy winded up another fist and...well Brendan’s eyes were more noticeable now to say the least.
“Now where was I? Oh yeah. Twelve hired gangs beating you up! Eleven signs that red, “Stop living off of me! “Ten models of you on her computer seen shot or nuked! Nine printed E-Mails saying “THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER ALREADY!” Eighth fake with knifes with your name written in fake blood! Seven pictures of other guys! Six diary entries saying you’re retarded! Five notes saying “You suck! Four bone cracking whips! Three pitchy pinches! Two hard slaps! And a kick out of her house!” sang both Bomb and Heavy...unexpectedly they got a round of applause and Brendan muttered,
“Ouch....”
We now check on Fang and his crew as they were walking around. Fang was on the lookout for any....opportunities too pickpocket. If there was something he always loved...it was free cash legally and illegally. He was only walking alone as the rest of the Triple Trouble was in their own business right now. He then saw a large purse near some bags of gifts. Sneaking ever so slyly he was about too take the purse when suddenly....he was spotted....meanwhile Bean The Dynamite was walking around bored to death. Suddenly a young boy came up to him and asked,
“Hey mister! You dropped your bomb,”
Bean sweat dropped as he saw a little kid giving him back on of his infamous bombs he usually carried with him. Then Bean thought, “Hmm....since its Christmas perhaps I should give the guy a present....” “Kid maybe you should keep it? After all you found it and well it’s good to be a nice guy,” replied Bean.
“Thanks mister. Maybe I should donate something too” and with that he ran off. Bean then smiled and kept walking and said to himself, “It’s good to be nice,” till suddenly he heard a large boom and someone screamed, “THE DONATION BOX AND ALL THE TOYS IN THERE FOR ORPHANS ARE DESTROYED!” Bean sweat dropped and just whistled while he walked away fast.
We now check on Bark who was walking around and he noticed a sports equipment store. He shrugged and went in. Suddenly his eyes lights lit with excitement as he saw a red punching bad up at the display and as it was perfectly condition. Bark got his fists ready as he delivered a fury of punches at it and accidentally....broke it...even though he meant to only practice some punches...he then turned to and see many employees...each holding nightsticks for some odd reason...then he noticed they all wore a pin that said,
“To stop crime you gotta beat it down!”
We now check on Domino who was peacefully walking around wearing a new diamond necklace she bought from her latest earnings from her job as a Rocket and was humming “Let it snow” when suddenly she saw Fang being chased by a old lady who was being whacked by her purse, bean chased by many people wearing T-Shirts, “Support the misfortune!” And Bark was being chased by a bunch of employees trying to whack at him with nightsticks. She sighed and walked after them.
Now on to the Chaotix who were walking around bored as ever. Vector was still searching for a good gift....but what? He walked around and thought...
“But what?....I know! An Xbox 360!”
“But isn’t that kind of too expensive?” asked Charmy curiously. “Not at all. From our recent cases we should be able to afford the gaming system,” answered Espio.
What are we waiting for then?” asked Vector. The three made a run for a gaming store just to see the words...,”Were Closed,” on a sign on the windows.. The three then tried for a different store but...also closed......and when they got to a third videogame store it was miraculously open. They went in only for them to see,
“Xbox 360’s are sold out!”
Needless to say did this not go well with Vector. Even law enforcements lost their tempers easily....so he chewed some gum and...well he’s known for his special abilities like making bubblegum bombs and....well they ran out only for them to see the Triple Trouble and ran after them too....while suddenly Eggman fed up with being Santa ran from his store and saw the group and chased after them with a bunch of parents and young children following right behind. They passed by a Starbucks where the robots and gang got kicked out with all the crazy stuff and bad sinning and only chased after the large chase too....
We now check on the Ed’s. They were walking near the lobby near the giant Christmas tree. They really didn’t feel the need to buy. Just walk around and drink hot cocoa. They sat near a bench near the tree and heard noises as near the tree people were sitting up a chorus for some songs.
“Does anyone have the good old Christmas spirit these days?” asked Double-D disappointed with all that went on.
“Gee what do you think?” replied Eddy sarcastically. “Hey Ed! What you staring at?”
“I’m staring at this red present with a black bowtie and an icon of eggs,” replied Ed. The three then looked at his direction and saw that a present like Ed’s description was one of the decorations for the giant tree.
“Isn’t that one of the Eggman Empire symbols?” asked Double-D curiously. “That could only be....a bomb! Eggman wants to blow up the Christmas tree!?” answered Eddy confused.
“Maybe we should get it and throw it the bathroom then?” suggested Ed.
“Maybe you’re just jumping to conclusions Eddy. I mean what gain could Dr. Robotnik gain from blowing up a Christmas tree?” asked Double-D skeptically.
“Cause he’s an egg shaped nutcase that’s what! Anyway...if we get that present down and throw it to the dumpster then we’ll be famous for saving the Christmas tree from utter explosions and booms of the non jolly holidays!” shouted Eddy excitingly.
“I hate it when he over exaggerates everything,” mumbled Double-D. “Ed toss me up there so I can grab the ox,” asked Eddy in hurry. Ed simply nodded as he grabbed him and tossed him to grab the present...only for his aim to be way off and for him to land right on top of the Christmas tree’s golden star....
“OUCH!” muttered Eddy if his voice was on helium. He was in.....large unnecessary pain as he fell off the tree and with his voice being all helium like. “I think...I need....ugh that really really ....forget the gift.....wait Ed...not again!” shouted Eddy as Ed decided to aim for the present again. Eddy was then tossed...again luckily he managed to actually grab the present...but no one was ready to catch him so...he ended up falling into a large water fountain.
SPASH!
Double-D and Ed walked over and saw a soggy Eddy spitting coins out of his mouth and holding up the present in the air and shouted,
“I GOT IT!”
Suddenly the rest of the groups no longer being chased by other people tackled Eddy and they all fought for the present. Needless to say it was one roughhouse of a fight. Double-D even sighed more with displeasure as he saw everyone either punching someone, stepping on someone, biting someone, pulling their hair out, and well massive tackling. Double-D was getting quite fed up with all of this and screamed,
“ARE YOU ALL DONE MAKING FOOLS OF YOURSELVES!?”
They all stopped and we see Eggman about to pile drive Eddy just fall lat on him and for Eddy to say, “Ouch,”
“Look at yourselves. Fighting over a mere...box with cheap red wrapping, a black bowtie, and a symbol. Christmas is about the time of sharing, caring, friendship, and being with family and friends. It’s about the generosity toward another’s. That’s what Christmas is. Anyone else agree?” asked Double-D peacefully.
Everyone else stared at each other in long sudden silence. Then Eggman shouted out,
“Bah humbug!”
Then suddenly the whole mall went dark. Every one of them noticed that people were gathering around the Christmas tree and that a bright light was showed upon it...and platforms while many people ranging from young teenagers to adults were in white robes and holding a chorus book. They sang a long beautiful song.
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I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ,
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten,
And children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white
Back to the large group who were tearing with joy as they heard them sing the song. Even the robots cried a bit...they just cried oil but meh. Eggman just smiled as the song reminded o the good old days of Christmas. When his grandfathers visit from his research from Space Colony ARK, The others were remembering times when they were still with family and childhood friends. May, Brendan, and Wally remembered when they hang out when much younger. Bomb and Heavy reminisced about the time when the Chaotix threw a Christmas party and how a whole bowl of fruit punch froze while Charmy wanted a sip. The Chaotix remembered when Vector got his first penny. Espio his first ninja star. Charmy when he tasted his first candy cane.
The Triple Trouble also had various memories when they’re younger. Fang remembered his first toy pop gun with a cork. Bean his first bomb...Bark when he wore boxing gloves for the first time. Domino her first Rocket uniform. Boquo, Dequo, and Bokkun remembered their first taste of eggnog and they recalled it being really sweet. The Ed’s recalled....fruit cake oddly. They all had a good memory of Christmas....mostly.
“Sorry for my as usual a bit over exaggerative behavior,” regarded Eddy to Eggman as he handed his present back. Eggman just replied, “Humph! Well whatever pests!”
“Well....there’s always a good old fashion....well,” Espio then whispered into Vector quietly and Vector immediately blushed and sighed and then replied, “Why not?”
The five robots looked at each looked at each other and then Bokkun asked, “Well we got the present back...but what Is it anyway?”
“You’ll see around tomorrow,” replied Bomb and they then followed their leader out of the mall who was jumping up and down like a malicious rubber egg in joy as they found their present.
“Well...at least we got each other,” said Domino and Fang disappointingly agreed. The four also made a exit.
:”Well kids...looks like we better head back to the hotel. After all tomorrow is Christmas,” suggested Vector as the rest of the group agreed and followed Double-D smiled. He knew they had Christmas spirit in them. It just took some weird events to remind them of it that’s all.
The next morning...we now see vector human form wearing a dark green winter coat, and a light green scarf as he was walking in a hallway and knocked on an apartment door inside. When it opened a smiling lady with light blue hair, red eyes, and a pink sweater holding a mug of hot cocoa with blue jeans came out to greet him.
“Hey Vector! Came for the holidays egh?”
“Well Jenny there aint nothing better to do then hang out with your pals....anyway I got a Christmas gift for you,” replied the detective nervously. “Really? Well let’s see what that gift is,” smiled Jenny. “It’s a surprise so close your eyes,” said Vector. She then closed her eyes and soon Vector told her to open them. She then saw a mistletoe between the two held by Vector in his right hand and she blushed and said,
“Aww Vector, Another excuse for us to kiss? How cute and smart,” and with that they gave each other a small kiss on the lips. Then she invited him in to celebrate the holiday since she was lonely and Vector gladly kept her company. Back to the Goldenrod hotel where many people in their pajamas oddly but not too oddly gathered around a large Christmas tree in the lobby and we now see Eddy frantically looking for a gift.
“Come on there has got to be one for me and it no being clothes!” Suddenly he tripped over a small box and how lucky it was that a name tag along with Double-D and Ed’s was on it as well.
“JACKPOT! Well whaddya know? It’s for us three Ed’s. Now...let’s see what we won....,” mumbled Eddy as he ripped the wrapping off as quickly as lightning. Double-D and Ed surrounded him and they found,
“WE GOT A PSP, NINTENDO DS, AND A.....ELECTRIC SHAVER!?” Screamed the three. Eddy made a grab for the PSP, while Double-D helped himself for the Nintendo DS, and Ed just took the electric shaver.
“Finally something none clothed!” shouted Eddy in glee. Then suddenly Double0-D asked, “Look who gave us the gift Eddy,” motioned Double-d to look at the tags. Eddy took a look and then he mumbled, “From......Dr. Eggman!? Uh oh....I think I shouldn’t have sent of a certain gift to him,” mumbled Eddy who slapped his face in disbelief. The rest of the gang who had their presents and stared at him and then Wally asked,
“What gift did you send to Eggman? Please let it be something...good,” Eddy sadly just swayed his head left and right for a no and then May asked, “How bad can it be?”
Back to the Eggman base where we see Eggman in purple pajamas and a sleeping cap holding a mug of eggnog to drink as he was unwrapping his first gift from his loyal robots and when it was finally opened it was revealed as......
“You dumb bots managed to get me an Xbox 360!?” screamed Eggman in delight. “Hell yeah Dr. Robotnik! Last one in stock at the mall too,” replied Heavy.
“So that’s what it was? Well nonetheless a better version of it is good,” added Bokkunn.
“Oh let’s go on an Xbox live match right now for Counter Strike!” shouted Eggman as he se up the system fast in the living room.
“Before we play boss...it seems we got some other gifts...one f5rom some unknown guy....and one form them pests,” asked Dequo.
“What? Umm ok let’s open the pests one first,” mumbled Eggman as he walked up to a large green box with red bow tie string. He opened it and found a huge box of...
“Diet videos!? Atkins!? Even more diet related stuff!? Is that what they gave me,” replied Eggman confused.
“Actually boss...I found one more thing,” answered Bomb as he handed Eggman a video tape. Eggman took a good look at it only to short out,
“How to pick up chicks when you’re a fat loser!? Why I ought a-“ when suddenly another present him in the face. He stared blankly at the moment and Bokkun was whistling. He growled and picked it up and opened it and it was from,
“Dear Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Merry Christmas. From ????? ????,”
Suddenly Eggman noticed a bomb and then muttered, “Uh oh,” cause second later....BAM! But oddly enough it was not your average bomb....in fact when exploded...it released a ton of coal into the room.....Eggman now all smoked stood on top of a pile of coal, raised his fist against the roof of the room, and shouted,
“This isn’t over fat man! You’re going to pay for this! Woah!” and with that said Eggman lost his balance and fell headfirst into the coal with his legs sticking out moving around like crazy. The robots were now playing Counter Strike all while Eggman was barking, “Get me outta here you stupid buckets of bolt! And when I do I’ll give those brats another gift! The gift of being poked!”
Later....we now see our gang...minus the Chaotix....being chased by a squad of Nutcracker robot toy solders were chasing to poke at them with fake but still kind of sharp rifles and we see Ash, May, Drew, Wally, and Brendan making a mad dash for it while the Ed’s slowed behind since Eddy and Double-D couldn’t help to stop to play their portable systems and that ed was shaving his face and getting cuts because he had no face hair really and he was putting shaving cream on it....and because of this every time they get constantly get whacked hard and that remind them to run fast.
“Why must we be easily entertained and addicted to portable good games?” asked Double-D.
“Cause the snow is really peppermint melted?” answered Ed as they ran...got hit....ran...got hit...and eventually...got based...ouch.
“Well...at least it’s kind of a Merry Christmas...sort of,” answered Eddy. “Ouch!” mumbled the three as they ran again as the robots rifles now were shooting snow balls at them.
The End!
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