ungulateman
Miltank Man!
It's a pun on 'orthodox', as it has both religious and creative contexts. It's too confusing to get without explaining it, thus ruining the joke. Thinking of good titles isn't easy.
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Puff (Dragonite) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Spd / 252 SAtk
Quiet Nature (+SAtk, -Spd)
- Draco Meteor
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast
- ExtremeSpeed
Standard lead Dragonite. I'm never going to shut up about the fact that I helped make this set. LO is needed for several 2HKOs and OHKOs; DM wrecks bulky leads like Swampert or Hippowdon, EQ and FB get perfect coverage for things like Heatran and Metagross, and E-speed picks off sashed Pokemon and can be used to revenge kill. Inner Focus lets me beat Fake Out leads and Jirachi which lack Ice Punch.
St. Clemens (Bronzong) @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 84 Atk / 80 Def / 92 SDef
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Stealth Rock
- Gyro Ball
- Payback
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Fairly regular tank Bronzong. SR is obvious, seeing as I don't have it on my lead; Gyro Ball is immensely strong thanks to the Sassy nature and ridiculously low Speed. Payback is useful for Ghost- and Psychic-types. HP [Ice] kills Salamence with SR support or prior damage.
Wet Cat (Vaporeon) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 208 HP / 252 Def / 48 Spd
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Wish
- Protect
- Surf
- Hidden Power [Electric]
My team greatly appreciates Vappy's Wish Support, and it also functions as a Gyarados and Heatran counter. 48 Speed EVs outspeed standard Magnezone.
Onion Knight (Celebi) @ Leftovers
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 220 Def / 36 Spd
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Grass Knot
- Recover
- Hidden Power [Fire]
Celebi is a useful supporter and can paralyse crucial Pokemon with Thunder Wave, allowing Rhyperior an easier sweep and helping Vaporeon out. HP [Fire] kills Scizor and Forretress.
Hotheaded (Infernape) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 192 Spd / 64 SAtk
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Overheat
- Close Combat
- U-turn
- Stone Edge
This Infernape set is very dangerous, packing a very nasty Overheat, Stone Edge which can OHKO Gyarados with SR support; and U-Turn, which devastates Starmie and other Psychic-types, as well as letting me scout.
Panzer (Rhyperior) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd / 4 SDef
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Megahorn
Rhyperior is incredibly fast with a RP boost up, beating out a huge portion of the metagame, especially after Celebi has paralysed key enemies such as Scarfers. Megahorn brutalises Celebi and other Grass-types, and QuakEdge murders nearly everything else. Bar a well concealed bulky Water, not much is stopping this.
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Not much to say, really - rate my team.
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Puff (Dragonite) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Inner Focus
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Spd / 252 SAtk
Quiet Nature (+SAtk, -Spd)
- Draco Meteor
- Earthquake
- Fire Blast
- ExtremeSpeed
Standard lead Dragonite. I'm never going to shut up about the fact that I helped make this set. LO is needed for several 2HKOs and OHKOs; DM wrecks bulky leads like Swampert or Hippowdon, EQ and FB get perfect coverage for things like Heatran and Metagross, and E-speed picks off sashed Pokemon and can be used to revenge kill. Inner Focus lets me beat Fake Out leads and Jirachi which lack Ice Punch.
St. Clemens (Bronzong) @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 84 Atk / 80 Def / 92 SDef
Sassy Nature (+SDef, -Spd)
- Stealth Rock
- Gyro Ball
- Payback
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Fairly regular tank Bronzong. SR is obvious, seeing as I don't have it on my lead; Gyro Ball is immensely strong thanks to the Sassy nature and ridiculously low Speed. Payback is useful for Ghost- and Psychic-types. HP [Ice] kills Salamence with SR support or prior damage.
Wet Cat (Vaporeon) (F) @ Leftovers
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 208 HP / 252 Def / 48 Spd
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Wish
- Protect
- Surf
- Hidden Power [Electric]
My team greatly appreciates Vappy's Wish Support, and it also functions as a Gyarados and Heatran counter. 48 Speed EVs outspeed standard Magnezone.
Onion Knight (Celebi) @ Leftovers
Trait: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 220 Def / 36 Spd
Bold Nature (+Def, -Atk)
- Thunder Wave
- Grass Knot
- Recover
- Hidden Power [Fire]
Celebi is a useful supporter and can paralyse crucial Pokemon with Thunder Wave, allowing Rhyperior an easier sweep and helping Vaporeon out. HP [Fire] kills Scizor and Forretress.
Hotheaded (Infernape) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Blaze
EVs: 252 Atk / 192 Spd / 64 SAtk
Naive Nature (+Spd, -SDef)
- Overheat
- Close Combat
- U-turn
- Stone Edge
This Infernape set is very dangerous, packing a very nasty Overheat, Stone Edge which can OHKO Gyarados with SR support; and U-Turn, which devastates Starmie and other Psychic-types, as well as letting me scout.
Panzer (Rhyperior) (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Solid Rock
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd / 4 SDef
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Rock Polish
- Stone Edge
- Earthquake
- Megahorn
Rhyperior is incredibly fast with a RP boost up, beating out a huge portion of the metagame, especially after Celebi has paralysed key enemies such as Scarfers. Megahorn brutalises Celebi and other Grass-types, and QuakEdge murders nearly everything else. Bar a well concealed bulky Water, not much is stopping this.
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Not much to say, really - rate my team.