whitefloyd
Out of ideas...
Bin Laden must have found the fountain of youth in his cave, he has been living 4 TOO long
I think Where's Osama? would make a good edition to the Where's Waldo? collection.
Nearly every troop in Afghanistan right now wants bin Laden dead, but the US governments along with other authoritarian systems do not which is why he is not.
Fun fact. The Taliban was willing to hand bin Laden over to some other country for a trial if the US could provide some proof that he was behind it. The US wants to take over Afghanistan more than it wants bin Laden.
Yeah they do, do you have any concept or understanding of the size and scope of the Afghan Mountains?
Which by the time the US was planning their invasion they had the evidence. They didn't want Bin Laden to be given to some neutral country for a trial. The US wanted Bin Laden for themselves and no one can blame them.
Does it really matter if he is alive? What would we even do if we found him? Torture him? Won't solve anything. He'll be rotting in hell soon enough and that is enough punishment.
Rotting in hell? After all the work he's clocked in he should be in paradise already. Oh no wait...
Sold his soul to whom? Oil? Money? A World Champion Hide and Seek Trophy?I think he stopped aging after he sold his soul.
I reckon that it's probably a fake. These *******s are resourceful and they probably planned for this years before he (probably) died.
Rotting in hell? After all the work he's clocked in he should be in paradise already. Oh no wait...
So how many virgins does that amount to?