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[magnemiteZ]

Ahem... I have made a VERY fun team, and when it works, I win in style!

Before you look at my team, I have to say I have used a couple of UU Pokes and one NU. I use them in the Standard Game and they does well. Here it is...

Ninjask (F)@ Leftovers **lil' B!tch
Trait-Speed Boost
Jolly Nature
Evs-252 HP, 252 Speed, 6 Def
-Baton Pass
-Substitute
-Protect
-Swords Dance
(This is becoming a standard lead, but it is essential)

Medicham (M)@ Choice Band **Saikaraiko
Trait-Pure Power
Jolly Nature
Evs-252 Speed, 252 Attack, 6 HP
-Fake Out
-Hi Jump Kick
-Shadow Ball
-Rock Slide
(When I pass to this, It can own teams after 1 SD)

Slowbro (M)@ Leftovers **0.o
Trait-Own Tempo
Bold Nature
Evs-102 HP, 136 Defence, 184 Sp Attack, 88 Sp Def
-Calm Mind
-Psychic
-Surf
-Fire Blast
(This thing is one of the greatest Metagross Counters I have ever seen! No Metagross these Days has Shadow Ball, and after one CM, it obliterates it in one! It CAN take 2 SB's even if it does, and EQ does about 100 damage to it)

Magmar (F)@ Leftovers **Yowza
Trait-Flame Body
Hasty Nature
Evs-80 Attack, 228 Speed, 200 Sp Attack
-Fire Blast
-Hidden Power [Ice]
-Thunderpunch
-Focus Punch
(Catchs Blissey on the Switch, Knocks Salamence down in 2, which it out speeds, with HP (With a little prediction on the switch), Seriously dents Lax, Gross goes down, and Suicune doesn't like T-Punch.)

Muk (F)@ Leftovers **Poop
Trait-Sticky Hold
Careful Nature
Evs-144 HP, 156 Attack, 4 Def, 204 Sp Def
-Hidden Power [Ghost]
-Curse
-Rest
-Sludge Bomb
(Kinda does what Curselax does, but I prefer him over the OU ness that is lax.)

Parasect (M)@ Leftovers **You Dead!
Trait-Effect Spore
Adamant Nature
Evs-80 HP, 252 Attack, 176 Speed
-Frustration
-Spore
-Sludge Bomb
-Swords Dance
(This thing owns teams!! WHOLE teams! After 6 Speed Boosts, it outruns... Everything, and the technique is to spore, the SD up a couple (once if if a switch occurs) of times then destroy that Pokemon, then Spore again, then Sweep the F*ck. Only problem is Gengar.
The amazing thing is... it actually works! Any Fire/Flying Types show up, I summon Slowbro.)

I'd like a few rates. Any improvements I will much appreciate.
Cheers.

 

[ZNtelle]

Does Medicham really need the Choice Band if it's getting Swords Dance passed to it? Same with Parasect; does that also need Swords Dance after getting a Jask Pass?

Title confused me.

 

[DavidUm]

ninjask dies with a single ice beam, equip ninjask with brightpowder and it PWNS

ninjask WILL die while swords dancing, and even if you use protect and substitute, it takes too much time to set swords dance and speed boost.

 

[ZNtelle]

Hax items don't work and especially won't help Ninjask.

 

[magnemiteZ]

Go away DavidUm

SD is on Parasect for if I don't get a SD over to it, it can Spore up itself.
CB is for even more power! But I know what you mean... I'll give it a shot.

*edit*
The title? That is a joke me and a couple of mates have against this guy named John!

 

[ZNtelle]

CB is for more power, yes, but you don't want to limit yourself to one move when you can receive a boost more powerful than the Choice Band gives you.

 

[magnemiteZ]

But if the SD passes fail (Which is often) I still have that power boost.

 

[ZNtelle]

You're right. It's hard to decide here between whether to keep it or not.

 

[magnemiteZ]

The problem is that everyone has a counter for the Passing Jask. Whether it be a Sub, Roar, or haze.
I think I shall keep the CB.

 

[DavidUm]

Ninjask (F)@ Leftovers **lil' B!tch
Trait-Speed Boost
adamant nature- receives speed from speed boost
Evs-252 HP, 252 Speed, 6 Def
-Baton Pass
-silver wind-an egg move:raises all your stats. Kick ***
-Protect
-Swords Dance
start suggesting aerial ace or HP flying.

Magmar (F)@ Leftovers **Yowza
Trait-Flame Body
Hasty Nature
Evs-80 Attack, 228 Speed, 200 Sp Attack
-Fire Blast
-Hidden Power [Ice]
-Thunderpunch
-protect-use it when necessary



Muk (F)@ chesto berry
Trait-Sticky Hold
Careful Nature
Evs-252hp 252att.
-Hidden Power [Ghost]
-Curse
-Rest
-Sludge Bomb


Parasect (M)@ Leftovers **You Dead!
Trait-Effect Spore
Adamant Nature
Evs-80 HP, 252 Attack, 176 Speed
-Frustration
-Spore
-Sludge Bomb
-Swords Dance
Ice is also a serious problem that can OHKO it. afterall, parasect is bug/grass.


not bad. 9/10 slowbro can be knocked out with HP grass, and most fire types have this. Ho-oh can beat the hell out of your team.

 

[dynamo]

Ho-oh is not OU, it's uber ._.

 

[ZNtelle]

Ho-oh can beat the hell out of your team.

Pretty much any uber can, thanks. Ever wonder why they're classed as ubers and not OU?

 

[magnemiteZ]

Ninjask (F)@ Leftovers **lil' B!tch
Trait-Speed Boost
adamant nature- receives speed from speed boost Not needed, cos I use no attacks.
Evs-252 HP, 252 Speed, 6 Def
-Baton Pass
-silver wind-an egg move:raises all your stats. Kick *** This is a netBattle team...
-Protect
-Swords Dance
lol at no Sub.
I need a simple no attacking Ninjask. If anything, I will rid of Protect.

Magmar (F)@ Leftovers **Yowza
Trait-Flame Body
Hasty Nature
Evs-80 Attack, 228 Speed, 200 Sp Attack
-Fire Blast
-Hidden Power [Ice]
-Thunderpunch
-protect-use it when necessary (Then why leave the Attack Evs?)



Muk (F)@ chesto berry Leftovers>Chesto in the long run
Trait-Sticky Hold
Careful Nature
Evs-252hp 252att. The whole point of it is so it survives Special moves. a 252 Split fails here.
-Hidden Power [Ghost]
-Curse
-Rest
-Sludge Bomb


Parasect (M)@ Leftovers **You Dead!
Trait-Effect Spore
Adamant Nature
Evs-80 HP, 252 Attack, 176 Speed
-Frustration
-Spore
-Sludge Bomb
-Swords Dance
Ice is also a serious problem that can OHKO it. afterall, parasect is bug/grass.


not bad. 9/10 slowbro can be knocked out with HP grass, and most fire types have this. Ho-oh can beat the hell out of your team.

Nice try.
Grass is of no problem. only beats 1
Fire is of no problem. only beats 2

 

[dynamo]

Current activity: Waiting for DavidUm to either a) make stupid posts until his name has a lovely line across it or b) get out of CRMT

 

[magnemiteZ]

lol, he already 'blessed' us with those sets... What more can he do? *waits also*
Option b) me thinks won't happen...

 

[ZNtelle]

Current activity: Waiting for DavidUm to either a) make stupid posts until his name has a lovely line across it or b) get out of CRMT

First option probably won't happen. I'll take a bet on the second one.

EDIT: So our opinions conflict here. lol

 

[magnemiteZ]

lol, I noticed.

 

[ZNtelle]

I don't see how he would get banned, since that stuff he posts ain't offensive or anything, but seeing how he's reacted to some of our reactions (redundant lol), I think option B is more likely.

 

[magnemiteZ]

I must say, I wouldn't mind if he kept his opinions to himself, and learn the 'tricks of the trade' first. But he comes in Guns Blazing, and gets annoyed if anyone disagrees with him!

 

[Golden Groudon]

lol this is almost the excat team I have right now