PETA's New Campaine To Rename Fish "Sea Kittens".

[Profesco]

Tara looks forward to the end

Using the prospect of suicide to guilt-trip children into feeling bad about eating a healthy part of the age-old human diet.

And so PETA crosses a line.

 

[Cryptozoologist]

LOL EMO Fish. They can make sushi out of themselves

Truly the American Dream.

 

[Random Chaos]

Truly the American Dream.

No if they were served by pretty ladies with a side of money. Then thasts the American Dream

 

[Cryptozoologist]

No if they were served by pretty ladies with a side of money. Then thasts the American Dream

And then they would make beautiful sushi babies together.

 

[EmpoleonRules]

Hah! This is hilarious. Do these people seriously think people will call fish sea kittens and stop people from fishing?

 

[Jink]

Hah! This is hilarious. Do these people seriously think people will call fish sea kittens and stop people from fishing?

Yes, yes they do. They also think that they can convince Nintendo to make a Cooking Mama game just for vegetarians.

 

[Random Chaos]

Hah! This is hilarious. Do these people seriously think people will call fish sea kittens and stop people from fishing?

Peta thinks Cranial Sanders was the Antichrist. They probably already think fish are sea kittens. Here is the problem I don't like cats

 

[Cryptozoologist]

Yes, yes they do. They also think that they can convince Nintendo to make a Cooking Mama game just for vegetarians.

Oh, I remember that. That was hilarious.

 

[Blue_Ditto_256]

-Got any threes?
-Go sea kitten.

 

[Palkia Keeper]

Silly PETA people, Fish are fish, though tuna is a chicken of the sea.
I honestly only like a few type of.. sea kitten. like shark.. that more like a sea lion, but thats already been taken. anyone ever heard of the 'catfish'

 

[~Magic Thunderbolt~]

Silly PETA people, Fish are fish, though tuna is a chicken of the sea.
I honestly only like a few type of.. sea kitten. like shark.. that more like a sea lion, but thats already been taken. anyone ever heard of the 'catfish'

Obviously PETA does not eat fish.

 

[Faerie]

Peta thinks Cranial Sanders was the Antichrist. They probably already think fish are sea kittens. Here is the problem I don't like cats

Cranial?

Cranial?

Whatever. Anyway, I'm all for dealing with overfishing, and I am a vegetarian, but this is just crazy. I don't see what they think they can do by attempting (and failing) to change "fish" to "sea kitten" and scaring little children with stories of suicidal tuna.

 

[~Spacial_Rendation~]

Whatever. Anyway, I'm all for dealing with overfishing, and I am a vegetarian, but this is just crazy. I don't see what they think they can do by attempting (and failing) to change "fish" to "sea kitten" and scaring little children with stories of suicidal tuna.

Don forget the story of:

Sally and the Land Kittens

Sally is a Sea Kitten with attitude!
While other Sea Kittens were washing themselves
or chasing balls of yarn, Sally is busy swimming
upstream to see where life will take her next.

Unfortunately, years of watching her friends and family
being hooked through the mouth and dragged into a harsh,
alien world above have driven Sally mad with grief


Bitter and insane, she spends her days
plotting revenge against the Land Kittens
who live such happy lives in comfortable
homes, free from the terror of being eaten.

Srsly. That and Snuggle Buddies (Suicidal Tuna story) are my absolute favourites.

 

[GARizard]

Cranial?

Cranial?

Yeah, Cranial Sanders are the Antichrist. Haven't you seen FLCL?

Seriously, though, PETA's credibility is wearing thinner by the day. By this time next year, their ranks will have been thinned down to those lone crazies who really, truly believe in s*** like this "sea kitten" campaign.

"Don't eat fish, kids, or their scaly, hyperintelligent brethren (with attitude!) will go berserk and rise up from the depths to kill you in your sleep! THE FOOD CHAIN LIES TO YOU."

Love it.

 

[Senbonzakura]

Thats a bit... extreme. man they are just fish. i can understand not wearing fur because its only for looks but making us stop eating them is a bit farfetched

and plus what would we say when playing a popular card game. "go sea kittens"? it just doesnt work

heres mine

 

[Krake]

Srsly. That and Snuggle Buddies (Suicidal Tuna story) are my absolute favourites.

I like this one:

Tony the Trout was the smartest Sea Kitten in his school. Already trained at two months old, Tony went on to double-major in neuroscience and environmental science at Clamford University, eventually graduating with honors.

When Tony is caught and fed to a precious child who, having eaten one mercury-filled Sea Kitten to many, falls to the bottom of his class, the irony is not lost on him.

How the hell do you litter train a 'Sea Kitten', that's what I want to know.

 

[Tyrant Tar]

Bitter and insane, she spends her days
plotting revenge against the Land Kittens
who live such happy lives in comfortable
homes, free from the terror of being eaten.

This reminds me of that evil goldfish from Earthworm Jim.

 

[Cousin_Dan]

Sally and the Land Kittens

Sally is a Sea Kitten with attitude!
While other Sea Kittens were washing themselves
or chasing balls of yarn, Sally is busy swimming
upstream to see where life will take her next.

Unfortunately, years of watching her friends and family
being hooked through the mouth and dragged into a harsh,
alien world above have driven Sally mad with grief


Bitter and insane, she spends her days
plotting revenge against the Land Kittens
who live such happy lives in comfortable
homes, free from the terror of being eaten.

LOL! Terrorist sea kitten. XD!

 

[JerisEnigma]

Granted, this seems absurd, but if it leads to people realising that eating fish is no less barbaric than eating kittens... I say roll with it. (No, I do not really mean that)

Like when PETA went to the Cat Festival in like Thailand or Vietnam, where ever it was, and 'saved' all the cats they were going to eat... One native guy they interviewed was all "That's fine, the wild ones taste better anyway."

Rescue=FAIL

Hmm... I don't think I've tasted catfish (;134; or ;258;?) yet. Unfortunately, now I'm afraid to try it
Even more bizare... what does that make "fish eggs"???

 

[Cousin_Dan]

Even more bizare... what does that make "fish eggs"???

Interesting point. Will cavier be known as cat sh*t now?

Can't we sue PETA for indoctrination or something?