PhantasticJoe
Mr. Phantastic
Credit to Shymain for awesome banner!
Hello and welcome to the wonderful world of me!
This is my little trade shop, and will hopefully grow bigger in time.
Post 1: Shop
Post 2: Overflow
I finally found out how to RNG! New Section
Looking for Cloners!
I am in the process of reopening, after a long hiatus due to massive technical difficulties (read: broken computer). The shop will be closed for now, but will reopen in the next day or two
Shop is: Open Closed
Open means open to offers, not immediate response. I will leave the shop open overnight. You may have to wait 12 hours. You will survive. I hope.
Closed means no posts, any posts during a closed period are one black mark
The annoying stuff:
Rules:
1. All Sppf rules apply
2. No spam: I have a life, and it is known as Skyrim, which overrules pokemon. I am sorry.
3. Be polite
4. Don't be stupid
5. Clones and RNG are fine. Most of my pokemon will be cloned
6. Do not lie about your pokemon
7. Please ask about all information you care about. I will try to trade back with you if you find something you didn't like, but you will be on low priority.
7. Do I really have to say no hacks? Really?
Violation of any of these will result in a black mark. 2 black marks, and you are banned.
If you think I am stupid because there are two rule sevens, congratulations, you read the rules. If you post below saying there are two rule sevens, you are as useless as a period Unknown. Congrats.
Guidelines:
Do not pm me until you have posted in this thread, and been accepted.
After that, only PM me for trade times, and other such like.
Do not post again, unless you have a new offer.
I think trade rights are stupid, and will only accept something that is non-redis, or semi-redis if it one of my specific wants. All pokemon in this shop are Full-redis
To my knowledge, none of my pokemon are hacked, although I do not have the most comprehensive knowledge of all things hackage... so yeah. If one of my pokemon turns out to be hacked, please give me your proof, and I will do a trade back as soon as is physically possible.
Also, I care exactly nothing for flawlessness. If your pokemon is flawless, good for you, but don't expect anything more for it.
I am however a shamelessly extorting personage, so If my pokemon is flawless, I will take many more things from you!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!
New: Credits. Because I can never keep track of this stuff. 1 credit is one pokemon in shop. You only get credits by working for me, or for being incredibly nice, and patient, and a good trader.
Note: I am an incompetent cloner. I can do it, but it takes ages. Until I get a competent cloner, Trading will be slow. My apologies.
Staff
Leveler:
Afroking
Cloners:
D0M0
Currently looking for more cloners!!!
RNG'ers:
Not looking for any at the moment
Random people with credits:
Pkmnfan:1 for getting screwed over by awful timing twice. I apologize sincerely
Vali: 2 Former RNG service.
Degrees of Rarity.
Anything in the same degree of rarity is worth one pokemon of the same degree. Multiply by two for each degree up you go. All deals are subject to my approval. No Eight Patrats for Shiny Legendary. Read rule 4
-1. Normal Pokemon. I don't think there will be any of these, but its good to provide a baseline.
0 Dw males. I can't honestly see why people want these, but here they are.
1 Dw females, good male eggmoves, Tutor/tm from gen4. Eggmoves subject to approval
2 Shinies, Most Events
3 Legendary Shinies, Flawless shinies, DW shinies, rarer events (only if mine. refer to Mwahahahahaha)
4. Ultra-Super-Mega Rare events!!!!!
5. Pokemon of such absurd awesome that they have their own category.
Stunfisks
Ratatas
Bidoofs
Sentrets
Dunsparces
(If anybody is on the verge of believing number five, I encourage you to refer to rule 4)
Anyway, now to the fun stuff!!!
Pokemon on offer!!!
(More information is available on request, although unless it is stated next to the pokemon, I am too lazy to check Iv's
RECENTLY ADDED
Shiny Rotom UT
Shiny Snivy UT
Shiny Haxorus lv 100
Shiny flawless Staryu UT
Shiny flawless Oshawott UT
Shiny Tentacruel lv 100
Shiny Larvitar UT
Shiny Flawless Birth Island Deoxys UT
T PCNY Flygon
WIN2011 Shiny Suicune
WIN2011 Shiny Entei
KELDEO
Shiny Snivy UT
Shiny Haxorus lv 100
Shiny flawless Staryu UT
Shiny flawless Oshawott UT
Shiny Tentacruel lv 100
Shiny Larvitar UT
Shiny Flawless Birth Island Deoxys UT
T PCNY Flygon
WIN2011 Shiny Suicune
WIN2011 Shiny Entei
KELDEO
Shinies
Banette, UT
Bibarel, T, ev's unknown
Roggenrola, UT
Magnezone, 100, Ev'ed (HP Fire)
Swinub, UT
Geodude, UT
Dragonite, T
Krokorok, UT (OT might be Korean)
Shiny Mantyke
IV's: 31/31/30/30/31/30
Nature: Calm
Ability: Water Absorb
Steelix, T
Totodile, UT
Beldum, UT
Charmeleon, BT, Ev's known if interested
Trapinch
Rhyhorn, UT
Zorua, UT
Larvesta T, Morning Sun (Needs EV Erasure)
Growlithe (Close Combat, Morning Sun, Flare Blitz, Wild Charge) Flawless
Vulpix UT
Rotom UT NN'able
Snivy UT
Haxorus lv 100
Flawless Staryu UT
Flawless Oshawott UT
Tentacruel lv 100
Larvitar UT NN'able
DW shinies
Dratini (Extreme Speed) Flawless
Gligar
Vulpix
Legendary Shinies (non-event)
Ho-oh, T
Giratina, T
Latias, T
Mewtwo, UT
Cobalion, UT
Darkrai, lv 100
Groudon, lv. 100
Kyogre, T
Events:
The numbers are the tiers I consider them to belong to.
EUSMR09 Regigigas 2
Carita's Hydregion, Shiny 3
Janta's Golurk, Shiny 3
TRU Shaymin 2
Some random Victinis 2
Movie 14 Japanese Victini Adament, Flawless 4
Oaks Letter Shaymin. Shiny, UT. 3
WISHMKR Jirachi, Shiny 4
Flawless Aurora Ticket Deoxys, Ut, 3
:025ball:
ANA Japanese Flychu, with LightBall. 3.5
Japanese DW Bulbasaur 3.5
Japanese DW Charmander 3.5
Japanese DW Treecko 3.5
Korean DW Turtwig 3.8
Shiny Flawless Birth Island Deoxys UT 4
T PCNY Flygon 3ish? If someone can give me an idea on how much that's worth, I'd appreciate it.
WIN2011 Shiny Suicune 2.5
WIN2011 Shiny Entei 2.5
Movie Keldeo, UT, Modest
RNG Request
You can request pokemon by filling out the form below
Pokemon:
Nature:
Ability:
Nickname:
Eggmoves (I might need you to supply a breeding parent for rare eggmoves):
Offering:
Iv's request coming soon
Pride and Joy: These are probably not for trade, unless you are willing to give me awesomeness in a bottle.
Shiny Ageto Hardy Celebi, UT
Pokepark Mew, Shiny
DW Females
Dratini
Poliwag
Vulpix
Gligar
Lickitung
Poliwag
Vulpix
Gligar
Lickitung
See dw females
Other stuff
Other stuff
Egg moves
Ferroseed with Leech Seed and Stealth Rocks
Maybe some other stuff.
Maybe some other stuff.
Items
Literally a metric fudgeton of Heart Scales
Some master balls
A few evo stones
Some master balls
A few evo stones
Oh wait, services
Cloning
Lvling to 100
Lvling to 100
Specific: probably worth more than their tier
KELDEO Will pay big
Surfchu, either gen
Shiny male Ralts
Shiny Manaphy
Ditto with 0 speed IV's
Flawless Ditto
Win2011 Raikou
UT Colosseum/XD Shinies (With original movesets)
DW STARTERS (excepting bulbasaur, charmander, Turtwig, Treecko)
Stupid request:
Could somebody RNG me this?
Shiny
Dragonite/Dragonair/Dratini NN'ed "Stevo" (no quotes)
Max IVs
Nature: Modest
Ability: Multiscale
Moves:
Needs Draco Meteor.
Bonus if EV trained to: 252 Sp Attk/ 252 Speed/ 4 Hp
Bonus if comes with:Choice Specs
Bonus if lvl 100
Bonuses not required, just nice.
I will accept an RNG'ed lv 1 UT Dratini, with Draco meteor, Marvel Scale, Modest, and Flawless.
Bonuses just add extra value
Surfchu, either gen
Shiny male Ralts
Shiny Manaphy
Ditto with 0 speed IV's
Flawless Ditto
Win2011 Raikou
UT Colosseum/XD Shinies (With original movesets)
DW STARTERS (excepting bulbasaur, charmander, Turtwig, Treecko)
Stupid request:
Could somebody RNG me this?
Shiny
Dragonite/Dragonair/Dratini NN'ed "Stevo" (no quotes)
Max IVs
Nature: Modest
Ability: Multiscale
Moves:
Needs Draco Meteor.
Bonus if EV trained to: 252 Sp Attk/ 252 Speed/ 4 Hp
Bonus if comes with:Choice Specs
Bonus if lvl 100
Bonuses not required, just nice.
I will accept an RNG'ed lv 1 UT Dratini, with Draco meteor, Marvel Scale, Modest, and Flawless.
Bonuses just add extra value
General:
All shinies I lack: To the ShinyDex, and Beyond!
(Note: this includes evolutions and pre-evolutions of shinies I already have. If I don't have that specific shiny, I want it)
Most Events I lack
Anything awesome
(Note: this includes evolutions and pre-evolutions of shinies I already have. If I don't have that specific shiny, I want it)
Most Events I lack
Anything awesome
Assistance:
Cloners!
RNGers!
People who can teach me how to RNG!
You will be well paid (hopefully), and will engender my eternal gratitude.
If anyone wants to give me art and stuff, and help with layout, I will give you an e-hug
RNGers!
People who can teach me how to RNG!
You will be well paid (hopefully), and will engender my eternal gratitude.
If anyone wants to give me art and stuff, and help with layout, I will give you an e-hug
Pending Trades:
pkmnfan- His Surfchu in 4th gen for Flawless Deoxys in 5th (pending renewal)
CoachGump- His Scrafty with Drain Punch and 31 atk iv's, plus dw female shinx, plus hippopotas with slack off for TRU Shaymin (pending renewal)
orochi- His shiny GAMESTP Suicune for my shiny Zorua
GoGoGojira- His shiny Gliscor for my shiny Trapinch
CoachGump- His Scrafty with Drain Punch and 31 atk iv's, plus dw female shinx, plus hippopotas with slack off for TRU Shaymin (pending renewal)
orochi- His shiny GAMESTP Suicune for my shiny Zorua
GoGoGojira- His shiny Gliscor for my shiny Trapinch
Complete Trades:
thedarklord2155- his shiny flawless staryu and shiny flawless oshawatt and shiny tentacool for my DW Korean Turtwig
fruitbox-his shiny Haxorus for my shiny Beldum
CircuitCJ- his shiny flawless birth island Deoxys for my shiny Oaks Letter Shaymin
ilovelatias- his T PCNY Flygon for my shiny Zorua
DragonChampMorgan- his shiny Snivy for my shiny Roggenrola
Handbannana- DW Treecko and Korean DW Turtwig for Flawless Oblivia Deoxys
MSCPD- His shiny T Kyogre (Sapphire) for EUSMR09 Regigigas
Vali: My shiny beldum for HP Fire magnezone, with a free shiny Shaymin thrown in the mix.
Asmoday- DW bulbasaur and Charmander for shiny Mewtwo
Romeo32: TRU Shaymin for shiny swinub and shiny geodude.
scraftyscrafty: Shiny Pokepark Mew for Flawless Aurora Ticket Deoxys, and Shiny Roggenrola.
pokemonjeff- my shiny banette for Flychu event.
fruitbox-his shiny Haxorus for my shiny Beldum
CircuitCJ- his shiny flawless birth island Deoxys for my shiny Oaks Letter Shaymin
ilovelatias- his T PCNY Flygon for my shiny Zorua
DragonChampMorgan- his shiny Snivy for my shiny Roggenrola
Handbannana- DW Treecko and Korean DW Turtwig for Flawless Oblivia Deoxys
MSCPD- His shiny T Kyogre (Sapphire) for EUSMR09 Regigigas
Vali: My shiny beldum for HP Fire magnezone, with a free shiny Shaymin thrown in the mix.
Asmoday- DW bulbasaur and Charmander for shiny Mewtwo
Romeo32: TRU Shaymin for shiny swinub and shiny geodude.
scraftyscrafty: Shiny Pokepark Mew for Flawless Aurora Ticket Deoxys, and Shiny Roggenrola.
pokemonjeff- my shiny banette for Flychu event.
List of Awesomeness in the Universe
No one. I am alone 
List of Evil and Corruption
No one yet
You poor, poor people
My FC is 1506 9121 0390
Userbars credit to master2738
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