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Pickup lines

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Discussion' started by pokemondude, Jan 9, 2008.

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  1. pokemondude

    pokemondude Ima chargin ma lazor

    I'm surprised no one has revived this yet. Anyways, post your favorite/corniest pickup lines here.

    Ill start off: "If you were a laser you'd be set on STUNNING!"

    Corny, right?

    Edit: Here's one from the old thread:
    You wanna see my hard drive? I promise it is'nt 3.5 inches and floppy."
     
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2008
  2. StarrStruck

    StarrStruck #1 Grish mark

    "Would you like to try an Aussie kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under"

    "Ok I'm here, now what are your other two wishes?"

    "Hey girl do you like parties? Then go in my pants and have a ball."

    .....That's all I got.
     
  3. pokemondude

    pokemondude Ima chargin ma lazor

    Here is another: "Have you ever been to the moon? If not, I can take you on my rocket ship!"

    "Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them

    (Both from original thread.)
     
  4. StarrStruck

    StarrStruck #1 Grish mark

    I got two more:

    "I have Skittles in my Mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?"

    and this one's a little dirty

    "Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?"
     
  5. Night Shadow

    Night Shadow BRRAAP BRRAAP

    Here is a corny one, call heaven cause I found an angel
     
  6. cradle_of_filth_rock

    cradle_of_filth_rock dub me lord abortion

    nice legs when do they open
     
  7. Brettt

    Brettt satirist

    I made the old thread =D

    Got any diseases? Want some?

    How bout you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up?

    Fancy a ****?

    Nice shoes, wanna bang?

    *read the girls shirt tag* Yep, just as I thought, made in heaven. (this one works)
     
  8. MistyLover

    MistyLover Banned

    Absolutely hilarious. I think you should be a comedian when you grow up.

    Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
    Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
    Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
    My vagina is a garden, want to shovel me out?
     
  9. Brettt

    Brettt satirist

    If I told you I was gay would you let me touch you?
     
  10. StarrStruck

    StarrStruck #1 Grish mark

    "Hey do u work for UPS, because you sure look like you can handle my package."

    "Let's go to my room and do math.

    Add the two of us.

    Subtract the clothes.

    Divide the legs.

    And multiply."
     
  11. Dimbat

    Dimbat Arr...

    I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun... with a force inversely proportional to the distance squared!


    No, erm..

    How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilised?

    Get in my wheelbarrow, you filthy cow.
     
  12. pokemondude

    pokemondude Ima chargin ma lazor

    If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right lesg is Christmas, can I visit during the holidays?
     
  13. cradle_of_filth_rock

    cradle_of_filth_rock dub me lord abortion

    that reminds me of the mighty boosh live is it??
     
  14. Hero

    Hero OOHH YEE YOU WANT ME

    It should be "between" the holidays. What you said made no sense. Is it a safe bet to assume you're single ?
     
  15. Eclipse

    Eclipse I AM GONE.

    I don't swing that way, I swing YOUR way.

    My extremely straight female friend made that up.
     
  16. Josiah

    Josiah is your favorite

    If I told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me?
     
  17. wcgold

    wcgold Well-Known Member

    The sexy store just called, they're running out of you.
     
  18. markomega

    markomega TERRORIZE!

    Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!! ;D ;D ;D
     
  19. Rheine

    Rheine Cipher Pol No. 9

    How big is your Heracross' horn?

    LOL i remembered an Indonesian one:
    Does your father work in a glue factory? Because my heart is attached/sticky on you
     
  20. stardust

    stardust I'm Mega Man!!!

    Nice ***. Works every time.
     
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