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Pickup lines

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pokemondude

Ima chargin ma lazor
I'm surprised no one has revived this yet. Anyways, post your favorite/corniest pickup lines here.

Ill start off: "If you were a laser you'd be set on STUNNING!"

Corny, right?

Edit: Here's one from the old thread:
You wanna see my hard drive? I promise it is'nt 3.5 inches and floppy."
 
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StarrStruck

#1 Grish mark
"Would you like to try an Aussie kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under"

"Ok I'm here, now what are your other two wishes?"

"Hey girl do you like parties? Then go in my pants and have a ball."

.....That's all I got.
 

pokemondude

Ima chargin ma lazor
Here is another: "Have you ever been to the moon? If not, I can take you on my rocket ship!"

"Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them

(Both from original thread.)
 

StarrStruck

#1 Grish mark
I got two more:

"I have Skittles in my Mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?"

and this one's a little dirty

"Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?"
 

Brettt

satirist
I made the old thread =D

Got any diseases? Want some?

How bout you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that comes up?

Fancy a ****?

Nice shoes, wanna bang?

*read the girls shirt tag* Yep, just as I thought, made in heaven. (this one works)
 
nice legs when do they open
Absolutely hilarious. I think you should be a comedian when you grow up.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
My vagina is a garden, want to shovel me out?
 

StarrStruck

#1 Grish mark
"Hey do u work for UPS, because you sure look like you can handle my package."

"Let's go to my room and do math.

Add the two of us.

Subtract the clothes.

Divide the legs.

And multiply."
 

Dimbat

Arr...
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun... with a force inversely proportional to the distance squared!


No, erm..

How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilised?

Get in my wheelbarrow, you filthy cow.
 

Rheine

Stabby McStabface
How big is your Heracross' horn?

LOL i remembered an Indonesian one:
Does your father work in a glue factory? Because my heart is attached/sticky on you
 
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