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Pickup lines

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StarrStruck

#1 Grish mark
"I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long."

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

"If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."

"You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?"
 

PsychedelicJellyfish

formerly R. New
Got this from a book.

You: You know, my watch tells me things I would otherwise know.
Lady: ...Right....what's it telling you right now?
You: It says you're not wearing any underwear.
Lady: Well it's wrong, because I am.
You: (look at the watch and tap it) Damn thing's an hour fast.
 

bobjr

EVERYONE WANTS THE BIG CHAIR MEG
Staff member
Moderator
If you were a pirate, would you want a parrot on this shoulder(put arm on shoulder next to you), or this shoulder(put arm on far away shoulder). Worked once.
 

pokemondude

Ima chargin ma lazor
It should be "between" the holidays. What you said made no sense. Is it a safe bet to assume you're single ?
Naw, I got it from the original thread. I basically copied and pasted. The thread is still there page 51 of the misc. if you wanna go look. I don't know what page the post was on though...
 

Ridley-X4

UN-LTD AWESOME WORKS
If you're someone who participates in dog shows: Wanna see my Daschund?

If you are a Narutard: You are sexy. Believe it!

If you are a DBZ fan: Your sexy level is OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAND!

If you are a poketard: Are you Ash? Because you've caught my heart.
 

StarrStruck

#1 Grish mark
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again"

"I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?"
 

The_Panda

恭喜發財
Naw, I got it from the original thread. I basically copied and pasted. The thread is still there page 51 of the misc. if you wanna go look. I don't know what page the post was on though...
The point of copy-pasting is to not acknowledge it as somebody else's work.
 

~XB~

Well-Known Member
well, this only works if she is wet, preferably in rain.
"allow me to dry you off, with my pants"
taken from clone high =D
 

Stormplayer27

pokemon is boring
did u eat lucky charms this morning? cause your magicly delicious.
 

wolfy

Well-Known Member
"I'm like a rubix cube, baby. The more you play with me the harder I get."

Favorite pick-up line ever...
 

Brettt

satirist
If you were a pirate, would you want a parrot on this shoulder(put arm on shoulder next to you), or this shoulder(put arm on far away shoulder). Worked once.
If you were a retard, would you drool on this shoulder, or this one?

Hi, I'm *your name*, I like peanut butter, wanna bang?

Is that a tic tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Are you by any chance walking home alone tonight?

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
 

KetchupO

tωisted
"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven?"

-.- I don't know if that's been posted.
 

nubinator

Banned
"lets have sex"

:/
 
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