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Pickup lines

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Discussion' started by pokemondude, Jan 9, 2008.

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  1. StarrStruck

    StarrStruck #1 Grish mark

    "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long."

    (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

    "You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

    "Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me."

    "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

    "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning."

    "You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?"
     
  2. Senbonzakura

    Senbonzakura Katen Kyokotsu

    i cant believe this hasnt been said:

    if i could re arrange the alphabet id put u and i together
     
  3. PsychedelicJellyfish

    PsychedelicJellyfish formerly R. New

    Got this from a book.

    You: You know, my watch tells me things I would otherwise know.
    Lady: ...Right....what's it telling you right now?
    You: It says you're not wearing any underwear.
    Lady: Well it's wrong, because I am.
    You: (look at the watch and tap it) Damn thing's an hour fast.
     
  4. bobjr

    bobjr It's Fusion, I don't have to expalin it. Staff Member Moderator

    If you were a pirate, would you want a parrot on this shoulder(put arm on shoulder next to you), or this shoulder(put arm on far away shoulder). Worked once.
     
  5. Eddie

    Eddie Member

    Nice pants, they'd look better on my bedroom floor ;D
     
  6. pokemondude

    pokemondude Ima chargin ma lazor

    Naw, I got it from the original thread. I basically copied and pasted. The thread is still there page 51 of the misc. if you wanna go look. I don't know what page the post was on though...
     
  7. facetious

    facetious machtverfilzung

    Because it's known to be a moronic thread that only attracts mindless peons.

    I honestly am not surprised someone called "pokemondude" ended up remaking it.
     
  8. Ridley-X4

    Ridley-X4 UN-LTD AWESOME WORKS

    If you're someone who participates in dog shows: Wanna see my Daschund?

    If you are a Narutard: You are sexy. Believe it!

    If you are a DBZ fan: Your sexy level is OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAND!

    If you are a poketard: Are you Ash? Because you've caught my heart.
     
  9. pokemondude

    pokemondude Ima chargin ma lazor



    And that is what makes it fun.
     
  10. Pokedude1928375

    Pokedude1928375 Well-Known Member

    Here's one,
    "Your daddy must have been a thief because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes."
     
  11. StarrStruck

    StarrStruck #1 Grish mark

    "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again"

    "I don't have a library card but do you mind if I check you out?"
     
  12. The_Panda

    The_Panda 恭喜發財

    The point of copy-pasting is to not acknowledge it as somebody else's work.
     
  13. ~XB~

    ~XB~ Well-Known Member

    well, this only works if she is wet, preferably in rain.
    "allow me to dry you off, with my pants"
    taken from clone high =D
     
  14. Knight_Ram

    Knight_Ram Well-Known Member

    Im not sure if someone has posted this one but yeah...

    Are you cold or are you just happy to see me? :p

     
  15. Stormplayer27

    Stormplayer27 pokemon is boring

    did u eat lucky charms this morning? cause your magicly delicious.
     
  16. wolfy

    wolfy Well-Known Member

    "I'm like a rubix cube, baby. The more you play with me the harder I get."

    Favorite pick-up line ever...
     
  17. Brettt

    Brettt satirist

    If you were a retard, would you drool on this shoulder, or this one?

    Hi, I'm *your name*, I like peanut butter, wanna bang?

    Is that a tic tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    Does this smell like chloroform to you?

    Are you by any chance walking home alone tonight?

    I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

    You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
     
  18. KetchupO

    KetchupO tωisted

    "Did it hurt?"
    "Did what hurt?"
    "When you fell from heaven?"

    -.- I don't know if that's been posted.
     
  19. nubinator

    nubinator Banned

    "lets have sex"

    :/
     
  20. Freya

    Freya Noam Chompsky

    This thread is full of fail guys, seriously...

    "Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd so tap that!"
     
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