Okay, time to pull out my "Never Say to a Girl Pick-up Lines."
*The word of the day is 'legs.' Let's all go back to my place and spread the word!!
*Hey baby, my horse just died. Can I ride you?
*You look just like my next baby's momma.
*My love is like M&Ms; it melts in your mouth, but not in your hands.
*Dang, girl...how in the world did you get in those jeans?
*If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
*Hi. I'm gay, do you think you can convert me?
*I heard your ankles were having a party...do you want to invite your pants down?
*You're not the prettiest girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away.
*Your legs are like peanut butter; smooth, creamy and easy to spread.
*Baby, I'd pay child support for you.
*Hi, my name is Doug. That's "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of YOU wrapped up in it.
*Was your father a meat thief? Because it looks like someone took two steaks and stuffed it down the back of your pants...Mmm, medium rare or well done?