SnowStorm92
~*!Mystical Chaos!*~
.: Hello all and welcome to my first written work in almost 2 years, a play written by me, to be proformed by no-one. One may ask themselves, "why would we write something?" Well the answer is simple: Pirates 2: Dead Man's Chest left to many questions unanswered, ones that most likley won't be answered. So I'm answering them, savvy? Alrighty, know know this. I am going to keep writing, but after I finish 1 act, I will go back and edit the chaptrs in it. Also know that it is VERY hard, as Breezy and I have discussed, to capture the very essance of Jack Sparrow. To get him you must imagine who he would talk, how he would walk, and everything else. It is my hope one day to go onto a stage and portray my hero of all heroes in a play, and I will do it for free mates.
Now the backstory is simple:
ACT 1
Play Writes Notes: This play should begin with track number 5 from the Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest CD, also called “Dinner is Served.” It is recommended that you have the lights dimmed and a spooky mist going across the stage and into the audience. While the music is going slowly fade it out before 48 seconds, as this begins the ballet part of the song. In the background, actors dressed as Native Cannibals should be hitting drums with there hands, Have them keep rhythm with the song. If possible have the actors swinging on green colored rope over the audience. The basic stage is rocks in the background with boxes or buried treasure that have been supper glued together so that they will not fall out, however have one pocket watch looking item be separate from the rest, hanging on a small spike from the cave wall, with dried flowers all around, these can be fake should you wish*
~~After the song fades out, fade lights slowly back in, but still very dim, only enough to see the cannibals. Have the drummers be frozen like statues as if they were getting ready to play again ~~
Cannibal 1: Acktua! Hit hit SAAAAAMU! *cannibal hits his chest like drumming it*
Cannibal 2: shi KA! *spits on the ground*
Cannibal 1: Hit no mizzerusho?! *hit the ground and points to the back of the stage*
Cannibal 2: HI! HIGH HIGH HIGH! Kimsu NOGASHRUKA! SNIP JACKU SA SA! *releases a massive war cry as the amulet falls to the ground * *war cry fades away as he opens the lock and the music comes out, have all actors staring at the amulet as if it were a new born child, dazed with smiles on there faces. It is best if you have some of there mouths twitching as well as having a few of them with mouths wide open* *picks up amulet and opens it, begin Track number 3 on the DMC CD
*everyone listens, at the happy song, then closes the song after 25 seconds, keep the music playing as you dim out the lights, after 1 minute and 8 seconds, begin to fade out of song, make sure the song is faded out before 1 minute and 13 seconds, as it will go into a darker state*
*begin track number 6*
Jack Sparrow: *walk onto the fog covered deck, with all the objects that were there before gone, take as much time as you need however make sure you wait no longer than 7 seconds* Marty, I smell rum.
Marty: Aye Jack, the crew be brakin’ out our last bottles of rum.
Jack: *turns to Marty without moving his feet from where they are* The rum is almost gone?
Marty: Jack, the crew be getting restless, we want-
Jack: Rum, I know Marty, we’re pulling into Tortuga latter for rum, now speaking of rum, go get me some!
Marty: Jack, we don’t want rum
Crew: *have 7 people gasp from off stage and run back on stage, Jack should be taken back and holding his heart*
Pirate 1: Don’t need rum?!
Pirate 2: *cries* I want the ruuuuuuuuuum!
Pirate 3: Snap out of it! We be getting the rum, or their be a mutiny aboard the pearl *holds up dagger to jack, everyone else pulls out swords and lick there lips* And we’re hungry, and Jack, ye be looking like a big fat sloppy pig.
Jack: Wait mates, im not even fat.
Pirate 3: GET EM! *charges towards jack who was been slowly stepped backwards, shuffling quickly*
Jack: *hold hands out front and step back, look around and grab Marty and throw him in front* All him mates, he said no rum! Not me, savvy? I want the rum just as much as ya, but we can‘t get everything we want can we? Now mates, think about it! Everything your doing is utterly brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dotterel, futile, gullible, half-baked, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, and further more indiscreet.
Crew + Marty: ***** heads to the right and look at Jack funny*
Jack: It means your all acting stupid. Like him *Jack takes out pistol and shoots the north of the screen. Have a smoke bullet in his fake pistol to make the effect seem more real, if not then use a very convincing sound effect. Immediately after the shot have a monkey cry and scurrying sounds run away* I hate that bloody monkey. *walks away using both hands to balance himself, have jack walk, well, like jack walks* Marty see to it that we get a big cage for that creature. Marty nods and stops where he is, writing something down and then Jack stops, turns around and points to Marty* On second thought mate, make it the smallest cage we can.
Marty: *laughs* Aye captain, do we have a setting?
Jack: *turns around and smiles* Marty, how long have you known me mate? Thirteen years? Fourteen?
Marty: Um, no. Only about four.
Jack: But it feels like 14, doesn’t it?
Marty: I guess so sir, but what about the heading?
Jack: Marty when I don’t have a heading, what is my heading?
Marty: arrrrrr, Port Royal?
Jack: *takes out compass and looks around while holding his left hand up, moving one finger everywhere* Think more…east……no west, no north, no west, no east, think weast mate.
Marty: AR! Tortuga!
Jack: I was thinking more along the lines of the closest Rum Joint but that works to! All hands on deck, to Tortuga!
*Light should fade out as sea wash sounds and happy singing come onto the screen, if at all possible close the curtain and have someone walk on stage. Have them try to tell pirate stories, anything you can come up with will do, funny, sad, happy, true, ect. Every time an act ends he must come onstage and tell a small pirate story. Keep people wanting him with cliff hangers*
~~End Part 1, Act 1~~
Now the backstory is simple:
Blackbeard had a lover, but something was wrong. No-one knows what, no-one knows why, but she vanished without a trace. Blackbeard soon followed, however not before he stole many treasures and hid them on a far away island, said to be at the ends of the Erath (yes I know this cliche's to the second movies ending but deal lol). One treasure however stands out from all, one alone that could make a pirate, a really true pirate, the richest man on earth. The onyl clue ever left was this poem, scratched into paper by a burning piece of charcoal:
The world runs dry past the Vial,
Shadows swelling beneath the nile.
Swallow your stomach and you may fun,
A charm of all charms,
A treasure most divine.
Now many pirates have set sale for this treasure, but it was never found. So enjoy the play, POTC 1.5, and we'll both see how far Jack will go to finding this treasure because as we all know: you can not controll your characters in a story.....
Pirates of the Carribean
The Voodoo King's Eye
The world runs dry past the Vial,
Shadows swelling beneath the nile.
Swallow your stomach and you may fun,
A charm of all charms,
A treasure most divine.
Now many pirates have set sale for this treasure, but it was never found. So enjoy the play, POTC 1.5, and we'll both see how far Jack will go to finding this treasure because as we all know: you can not controll your characters in a story.....
Pirates of the Carribean
The Voodoo King's Eye
ACT 1
Play Writes Notes: This play should begin with track number 5 from the Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest CD, also called “Dinner is Served.” It is recommended that you have the lights dimmed and a spooky mist going across the stage and into the audience. While the music is going slowly fade it out before 48 seconds, as this begins the ballet part of the song. In the background, actors dressed as Native Cannibals should be hitting drums with there hands, Have them keep rhythm with the song. If possible have the actors swinging on green colored rope over the audience. The basic stage is rocks in the background with boxes or buried treasure that have been supper glued together so that they will not fall out, however have one pocket watch looking item be separate from the rest, hanging on a small spike from the cave wall, with dried flowers all around, these can be fake should you wish*
~~After the song fades out, fade lights slowly back in, but still very dim, only enough to see the cannibals. Have the drummers be frozen like statues as if they were getting ready to play again ~~
Cannibal 1: Acktua! Hit hit SAAAAAMU! *cannibal hits his chest like drumming it*
Cannibal 2: shi KA! *spits on the ground*
Cannibal 1: Hit no mizzerusho?! *hit the ground and points to the back of the stage*
Cannibal 2: HI! HIGH HIGH HIGH! Kimsu NOGASHRUKA! SNIP JACKU SA SA! *releases a massive war cry as the amulet falls to the ground * *war cry fades away as he opens the lock and the music comes out, have all actors staring at the amulet as if it were a new born child, dazed with smiles on there faces. It is best if you have some of there mouths twitching as well as having a few of them with mouths wide open* *picks up amulet and opens it, begin Track number 3 on the DMC CD
*everyone listens, at the happy song, then closes the song after 25 seconds, keep the music playing as you dim out the lights, after 1 minute and 8 seconds, begin to fade out of song, make sure the song is faded out before 1 minute and 13 seconds, as it will go into a darker state*
*begin track number 6*
Jack Sparrow: *walk onto the fog covered deck, with all the objects that were there before gone, take as much time as you need however make sure you wait no longer than 7 seconds* Marty, I smell rum.
Marty: Aye Jack, the crew be brakin’ out our last bottles of rum.
Jack: *turns to Marty without moving his feet from where they are* The rum is almost gone?
Marty: Jack, the crew be getting restless, we want-
Jack: Rum, I know Marty, we’re pulling into Tortuga latter for rum, now speaking of rum, go get me some!
Marty: Jack, we don’t want rum
Crew: *have 7 people gasp from off stage and run back on stage, Jack should be taken back and holding his heart*
Pirate 1: Don’t need rum?!
Pirate 2: *cries* I want the ruuuuuuuuuum!
Pirate 3: Snap out of it! We be getting the rum, or their be a mutiny aboard the pearl *holds up dagger to jack, everyone else pulls out swords and lick there lips* And we’re hungry, and Jack, ye be looking like a big fat sloppy pig.
Jack: Wait mates, im not even fat.
Pirate 3: GET EM! *charges towards jack who was been slowly stepped backwards, shuffling quickly*
Jack: *hold hands out front and step back, look around and grab Marty and throw him in front* All him mates, he said no rum! Not me, savvy? I want the rum just as much as ya, but we can‘t get everything we want can we? Now mates, think about it! Everything your doing is utterly brainless, dazed, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dotterel, futile, gullible, half-baked, ill-advised, imbecilic, inane, and further more indiscreet.
Crew + Marty: ***** heads to the right and look at Jack funny*
Jack: It means your all acting stupid. Like him *Jack takes out pistol and shoots the north of the screen. Have a smoke bullet in his fake pistol to make the effect seem more real, if not then use a very convincing sound effect. Immediately after the shot have a monkey cry and scurrying sounds run away* I hate that bloody monkey. *walks away using both hands to balance himself, have jack walk, well, like jack walks* Marty see to it that we get a big cage for that creature. Marty nods and stops where he is, writing something down and then Jack stops, turns around and points to Marty* On second thought mate, make it the smallest cage we can.
Marty: *laughs* Aye captain, do we have a setting?
Jack: *turns around and smiles* Marty, how long have you known me mate? Thirteen years? Fourteen?
Marty: Um, no. Only about four.
Jack: But it feels like 14, doesn’t it?
Marty: I guess so sir, but what about the heading?
Jack: Marty when I don’t have a heading, what is my heading?
Marty: arrrrrr, Port Royal?
Jack: *takes out compass and looks around while holding his left hand up, moving one finger everywhere* Think more…east……no west, no north, no west, no east, think weast mate.
Marty: AR! Tortuga!
Jack: I was thinking more along the lines of the closest Rum Joint but that works to! All hands on deck, to Tortuga!
*Light should fade out as sea wash sounds and happy singing come onto the screen, if at all possible close the curtain and have someone walk on stage. Have them try to tell pirate stories, anything you can come up with will do, funny, sad, happy, true, ect. Every time an act ends he must come onstage and tell a small pirate story. Keep people wanting him with cliff hangers*
~~End Part 1, Act 1~~
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