Pirates or Ninjas?

[Gelatino95]

I'm surprised I haven't found one of these threads here. I assumed it would be the first thing I found in misc. polls.

Anyway, the age old question: which are better, pirates or ninjas? For me, pirates all the way. Ninjas hide from their enemies like cowards. Pirates fight like men.

 

[Spookz]

Oh definitely pirates.

Rum is delicious.

 

[ChampionZ]

I would say Pirates as well. Ninjas should stick to hanging upside down, not fighting.

 

[□□□□□]

Ninjas, although Pirates have guns, they are stupid drunks...

 

[The Oncoming Storm]

im a ninja fan. I aint too keen on being on a boat with 50 smelly guys with scurvy

 

[Origami_Zekrom]

Ninjas, because they are so stealthy, quick, and deadly. Pirates are mostly for show, not action, but ninjas are for both!

 

[Spookz]

Ninjas, because they are so stealthy, quick, and deadly. Pirates are mostly for show, not action, but ninjas are for both!

But.. you're not supposed to see ninjas.

 

[Zenotwapal]

Pirates.

Cyborgs are awesome though.

 

[Moltanic]

Does this answer your question?

 

[metagrody6]

Pirates are drunk.
Ninjas stay sober enough to be awesome.

 

[Mariya Shidou]

Vikings, mother****ers.

Or something else that's less memetic.

 

[*IZ*]

Pirates are always drunk, so the ninjas have an advantage over them! Ninjas all the way!

 

[PikaPika677]

Ninjas. Pirates can't see what they did there.

 

[Loreni333]

Pirates. I used to be a Ninja lover, but with the FSM, well...I have to say I switched to pirates.

ALL HAIL MOSSEY! Pirates are beast, with their cannons and monkeys!

 

[poix_the_yak]

Hmm, I came in here to say that ninjas are overrated... I guess not. But I still choose pirates.

 

[Mankanshoku Mako]

I don't really like either. Ninjas are always making me edit my posts because they're so speedy, and pirates are bankrupting my favorite companies.

 

[Sceptrigon]

Pirates! They get to go on adventures traveling the sea and searching for treasure (although I don't like the idea of being a theif/bandit..)

 

[Eternalserenity]

My vote instantly goes to the pirates. Why? Because of that awesome song they sung at the beginning of Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

 

[Manly Blissey]

I'm gonna have to go with vikings on this one. But if I *have* to follow rules, my vote would go for pirates. I just love their way of life.

 

[Lil Crickee]

pirates ofc.