Plunder the Pasta

[Gryghaim]

*I summon Mawile the true Creator who then makes me have the pasta indefinately*

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-calls the almighty ampharos to use fire punch on Mawile, and gives me back the pasta-

 

[overlordmewtwo]

I use Psychic to crush Ampharos and take the pasta underwater (while protecting it with psychic power to prevent it from rotting)

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-gets lightning the ampharos to electrocute the water, making you feint, then sending his quagsire in, getting the pasta back-

 

[Gryghaim]

*uses Hypnosis on the Quagsire so that it gives the pasta to me instead*

 

[overlordmewtwo]

But the pasta was ruined! Aside from that, I was using a psychic barrier to protect myself.

Dramatically bursts forth from the water, restores the pasta to a warm, eatable state, and has an Electrode use Flash so I can escape

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-the pasta was not ruined for the ball of psychic energy was not harmed, just mewtwo, and calls lugia with his ocarina to steal the pasta back for me_

 

[Gryghaim]

*takes of shades and uses Shadow Sneak to stop you from fleeing and takes the pasta for himself*

 

[overlordmewtwo]

summons the U.S. Navy to trap and take back the pasta

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-uses Night Daze, then takes the pasta and flies away on lugia, with ampharos, quagsire, and honchkrow protecting me-

 

[overlordmewtwo]

Summons the U.S. Air Force to shoot down all the Pokemon, and I bury the pasta somewhere in the tropics

 

[Gryghaim]

*uses PastaRetriever5976 to get the pasta*

 

[Riceslash]

Jams the machine with rice, then dives for the pasta

 

[overlordmewtwo]

*summons a SWAT team to surround you with guns and they say "Do not attempt to move, or we'll be shooting ourselves," and then they force you to give the pasta to me*

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-jumps in the air and lets them shoot themselves, then honchkrow swoops in, retreiving the pasta for me-

 

[Gryghaim]

Gets inja'd. and sues the confusion to retrieve the pasta

 

[overlordmewtwo]

*My Electrode uses Thunder to shoot down Honchkrow and zap Fanal and I give the pasta to Electrode*

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-gets his Crustle to take the pasta from electrode, then makes them feint using earthquake- ^^ i has alots of pokes

 

[overlordmewtwo]

*and I have a Pokemon army (not using that now)*

Squashes the Crustle with psychic power and takes the pasta

 

[Gryghaim]

*grammar nazi's you about how it is faint and not feint and orders his Mawile to take the pasta from you in the confusion*

EDIT
I reuse the NeverFailingGrapplingHook to get the pasta again.