Plunder the Pasta

[shadow_zoroark]

-purposeleee uzez bawd gwamma an steals pasta wile ur lectureeng-

 

[overlordmewtwo]

*makes Electrode explode on you, and I take the pasta while you're sprawled on the ground*

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-digs himself up and burrows underground with excadrill, and steals the pasta, fleeing to the sun-

 

[overlordmewtwo]

TO the sun? Whatever...

Jumps in a World War I airplane, swoops down, and takes the pasta from you and flies away

 

[shadow_zoroark]

lolyep ^^

uses magicaL powers of messpurlinz to get the pasta bak!!!

 

[overlordmewtwo]

Huh? What's messpurlinz? Or could you spell it right?

Anyway, gets an axe, says "Heeeerrree's Johnny!", scares you off, and takes the pasta back.

 

[shadow_zoroark]

that's the point it's supposed to be Misspelt

swings from trees and takes pasta back

 

[overlordmewtwo]

*plays Tarzan, doing the famous jungle yell while swinging from another vine to take the pasta back*

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-sits back and eats fries while you crash into a tree, then catches the pasta as it falls- muahaha

 

[overlordmewtwo]

*George of the Jungle, Watch out for that tree!* Lol!

I fall on top of you and take the pasta to a frozen wasteland.

 

[shadow_zoroark]

xD

-runs to the wasteland and takes it back, then hides under the snow with a Beartic-

 

[MegaSerperior]

I haveLuxray find you and Volcarona uses heatwave. Beartic faints and while you're tending to it, I fly away with the pasta on Staraptor.

 

[overlordmewtwo]

*uses Aura Sphere to OHKO the Beartic*

*says "Break out the butter, I'm gonna make toast!"*

*fires a flamethrower at you, which burns you on the behind, and I take the pasta to a suburban area*

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-uses the butter on his bum, to speed past him on the ice, and take the pasta, zooming away- (buttfreeze xD)

 

[overlordmewtwo]

*apparently I got fooled by Zoroark's illusion again*

*I attack you with a golf ball aimed just so to knock you on the head and make the pasta come to me with psychic power*

 

[shadow_zoroark]

-still zooming off with the pasta, ur in an illusion where u have the pasta, but in actuality, ur nomming on the head of the leader of an angry beartic tribe-

 

[overlordmewtwo]

Chaos! Blast! *uses Chaos Blast (a wave of psychic energy) to blast away the Beartic*

Hires N. Gin as a bounty hunter to hunt down the pasta for me (yes, you still have it)

 

[shadow_zoroark]

destroys the bounty hunter and runs off with pasta in hand

 

[overlordmewtwo]

It was a fake; the real N. Gin appears in a gigantic robot with powers of mass destruction, pulling out a machine gun and making you sacred (hidden joke here), and giving me enough time to take the pasta to somewhere in a dark cave

 

[Gryghaim]

I used my future prediction powers to see you going to hat cave before had, so as soon as you enter I club you in the head and I teleport the pasta to Pluto while you're knocked out