Bulbasaur: Regular: The Seed Pokemon. Bulbasaur naps in sunlight, and absorbs rays through the seed on its back. They live in large herds.
Funny: Bulbasaur, the Dino thing Pokemon. Bulbasaur like to eat pie, but if it eats too much, the seed on its back turns into a cherry.
WTF: Bulbasaur, the Suicidal Pokemon. Should a Bulbasaur's seed come in contact with poison ivy, it will explode. Without the seed, the animal soon dies from lack of chlorophyll.
And yeah, that would be less confusing. I'm still not entirely sure if I only have to do one, or all three.
Nominees: Porygon-Z, Magnezone, Metagross
And I just found out I have to do all three, so Charmander:
Regular: Charmander, the Lizard Pokemon. The flame on its tail will heat up should it get cold. It lives in active volcanoes.
Funny: Charmander, the Unicorn Pokemon. The lizard body is a disguise. Its true form can poop rainbows.
WTF: Charmander, the Spy Pokemon. They are given away by the CIA as starters. They keep tabs on certain trainers.
Squirtle
Regular: Squirtle, the TinyTurtle Pokemon. Squirtle live in the ocean, and they rarely emerge from their shells. They feed on seaweed.
Funny: Squirtle, the Soup Pokemon. Squirtle line up in front of hunters. They enjoy being killed and turned to soup.
WTF: Squirtle, the Apocalypse Pokemon. Should a Squirtle be forcibly removed from its shell, it is said the world will be exposed to a power of massive destruction.