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PokéDex Satire

PrinceOfFacade

Ghost-Type Master
PokéDex Satire

This potentially fun and hilarious game allows players to get out some gripes they have about pokemon, the awesome way. SATIRE! :D

Here's how it goes. One person creates a PokéDex entry, in the likeness of a usual entry, for a pokemon, but the person is free to alter the entry in way that suits how they feel about that pokemon, or simply in a way they may find funny. The person then lists a pokemon for the next user to create an entry for.

Example:

Dude wrote:

Comfey
Type: Fairy
Classification: Snatch-N-Run Pokémon
Ht: 0'04"
Wt: 0.7 lbs.

This Pokémon collects flowers for literally no reason whatsoever. It has a habit of chucking the stolen flowers at people when it gets spooked.

Persian

Rules:
1. As always, all SPPF rules apply.
2. Try to keep the entry in a traditional fashion, as seen above, to avoid clutter or confusion.
3. Please wait for at least two turns after you post to post again. Let others get in on the fun.


I'll start it off!

Mimikyu
Type: Ghost/Fairy
Classification: Thirsty Pokémon
Ht: 0'08"
Wt: 1.5 lbs.

It desperately wants to be popular. It has gone so far as to dress itself up as Pikachu to gain more attention, but come on. No one's falling for it.


Chesnaught
 

Superteletubbies64

MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!
Chesnaught
The naughty pokemon
Type: dark

This pokemon has been so naughty, it never gets presents for christmas. This only makes it only do more naughty things and is freqently seen stealing or disobeying its trainer.

Jigglypuff
 

Superteletubbies64

MAHINA-PEEEAAA!!!
Charizard
The "best starter" pokemon
Fire/flying

This pokemon's pre-evolution is chosen by beginning trainers almost all of the time. This, combined with the fact that it has two mega evolutions, leaves the other two kanto starters in the shadows.

(And I swear I belong to those and I'm proud of it)

Greninja
 

Sprinter1988

Well-Known Member
Greninja

Type: Whatever Protean Decides
Classification: The Screenitime Hogging Pokemon
Ht: 4'11"
Wt: 88.2lbs

This pokemon hogs all the screenitime in the X and Y anime, rendering all other pokemon surplus to requirement. This pokemon is a f*** you to all of us who wondered whether it would be Charizard, Heracross, Glalie, Sceptile or Pidgeot who got the mega treatment.



Pangoro
 

Minedreigon

A monument to all your sins
Pangoro
Type: Fighting / Dark
Classification: The Thug Life Hypocrite Pokemon
Ht: 6 BLOODY FEET
Wt: 299.8 lbs

Pangoro reigns over its dominion with an iron fist, and doesn't care about the damage it takes at all. It spends its time snapping telephone polls and making your reception terrible, just because it can, despite how much it hates bullying.

Pawniard
 

Kdude146

Well-Known Member
Pawniard
Type: Dark/Steel
Classification: The Kitchen Pokemon
Ht: 1'08"
Wt: 22.5 lbs

Pawniard gets used in the Kitchen all the time because of it's sharp blades it as become very common to be used to chop vegetables at high class five star restaurants.

Tyrantrum
 

Sprat1993

Member
Tyrantrum
rock/dragon
The bed making Pokemon
Ht: n/a
Weight: n/a

In ancient past it is said that trainers got their Tyrantrum to make their bed for them although they found it extremely difficult to do so due to their tiny arms

Elekid
 

Sprinter1988

Well-Known Member
Elekid
Type: Electric
Classification: The Midget Pokemon
Ht: 2'00"
Wt: 51.8 lbs

Elekid are short little things who make up for this by being complete a**holes. If you think Scraggy is a trouble maker, you clearly haven't met an Elekid



Dewgong
 

Kdude146

Well-Known Member
Dewgong
Type: Water/Ice
Classification: The Sea Thingy Pokemon
Ht: No one cares
Wt: No one cares

To this day no one is sure what a Dewgong really is becuase some say it is a sea lion others say it is a mermaid, other people say it looks like a mutated seal. One strange but true fact about Dewgong is that it was once documented mating with a Heatmor.

Phanpy
 

Mega Altaria

☆~Shiny hunter▢~
Phanpy
Type: Ground
Classification: Too Small To Carry Anyone Pokémon
Ht: 1'08"
Wt: 73.9 lbs

This Pokémon was much larger a million years ago and shrunk in size over time. There are currently many other Pokémon to ride.

Sylveon
 
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