Whelp, I think it's time to declare a winner. There were lots of great entries on "tasty", so "unconventionally cute" was really the deciding factor.
And the winner is... kawaiiconcept with roggenrola and tepig! Nice attention to detail with the dance, and fit the "unconventionally" part well where other mons were often a bit too on the conventional side with explanations. And bacon is always a good answer to any question, right?
I will say, though, Dragalge made me laugh since I actually have a malamar named calamari as part of my line of food-named mons. (Others include Omelet the togekiss, Jamba Juice the shuckle, Pumpkin Pie the Gorgeist, Escargo the goodra, and cotton-candy the yet as unraised swablu.)