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Pokémon Chat-up Lines

Rezzo

Occasionally
Pokémon Chat-up Lines

Why don't we have some Pokémon-related chat-up lines

You're so special that I'm gonna have to use my Master Ball to catch you :)
Have you been eating blue Pokéblocks? Because you're beautiful :)
Are you a move tutor? Because I think I just learned Attract ;)

Now you try
 

Jb

Tsun in the streets
Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.
My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
 

Geekachu

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are you ecruteak city because if you look down you'll see a goldenrod
do you sell electric type pokemon because i'd like to take a pikachu
have you ever wanted to be a normal type because gurl i can make you exploud

i'd write more but they'd only get more penisy
 
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