Ryuu-Anima
Sera Kureseria
So Red is Red and Blue is Blue, but actually he's Green, and Green is Blue, she's also Leaf, but she doesn't exist, and Gold can be Silver and Silver can be Gold but neither one is Heart nor Soul, and in actuallity Gold is Hibiki is Yoshi is Jimmy is Ethan, and Crystal is Crystal, but she isn't Dani nor Marina, but she isn't Soul or Kris, cause Soul is Kotone, and Kotone is Lyra, Lucas isn't Diamond, Jun isn't Pearl, but he's Barry, and Hikari is Dawn, followed by Ruby and Sapphire, who are really Brendan and May, and Emerald is Wally, except he isn't, he's Emerald, and of course Wataru is Lance, but Lance isn't Lance, he's Proton, which rhymes with Charon, who is Pluto, even though Saturn is Saturn, Mars is Mars, and Jupiter is Jupiter.
Pokemon Characters have the worst case of Identity Crisis I've ever seen!
... Is it a bad thing that I actually UNDERSTOOD all of that? Or is it worse that that's the way things run through my head, too?
I foresee many headsplosions by others who read this.