Thanks for that.
Anyways, I have been extremely busy with other stuff, so I am sorry for not replying. Because this is an extremely short chapter, the epilogue will be released only 3 days after this.
(Authors Note: There is a character in this which is extremly similar to in The Adventure of Adventureness and its sequels by Missingo.Master. Just saying right now before I get accused of plagerism, I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR RIGHTS TO THAT STORY AND I DO NOT CLAIM IT AS MY OWN.)
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Chapter 5: The Final Showdown
Ruins of Manchester, England
In the sky, a shape was hovering several hundred yards above the ground. It was held in place by a number of propellers, and was an unpleasant shape of green. Even so, it was sleek, it was swift, and it looked just epic.
This was the Dyza-tra’ka (the name of the Klingklang that invented it) Aerodynamic Control Hovering Oval-shaped Pokémon Patrol Aeromobile. This was a vehicle where most of the Legendary Pokémon could fit and when they wanted to travel in style.
The sole survivor of the human race looked up, and saw the Legends leap into the sky, not falling to their doom due to their or another’s Psychic powers.
The man looked up at the beings before smiling and shouting “So Arceus, you have come in person to kill me. How thoughtful.”
The Alpha Pokémon smiled before booming “Before I was transformed into a Core Shadow Pokémon all those fateful years ago, I was merely a normal god. Now, I am the Ultimate Divine God, the Alpha and also the Omega! The beginning and the end. The end of you.”
“Don’t you mean the Ultimate Divine Llama?” queried Mew, before getting throttled by one of Arceus’ thousand tentacle-like arms that could sprout out of its body at its will.
“Anyway,” continued the annoyed, ugly, stupid creature “- wait a second, did the narration call me stupid?”
Yes I did, you fat, big-headed monster.
Celebi looked thoughtfully at the human before commenting “Your name is Roald Rowling, correct?
“Yes, indeed.”
“Your name links in with writing, so…wait a minute, you’re the narrator of this story?”
Yes, well done.
“YOU CALLED ME FAT!” shrieked the shameful creature with the IQ of negative OVER 9000, before releasing the tentacle around Mew’s neck, who gasped for breath, and sent it straight for – GACK,ACK, AAARGH, OK STOP NOW YOU HAVE MADE YOUR POINT! NOW LET ME GO!
Phew, that was close, and by the way Arceus, you could’ve killed me there.
The son of a Dunsparse started to have a mental breakdown.
The suckiest suck that ever sucked stopped crying to sniff “Petty insults now? That is just – sniff – mean!”
The awesome Roald Rowling started to smile like a brilliant person who has made the most powerful creature in the world cry. Which was true. Except the ‘powerful’ part should be swapped with ‘lamest’.
The fail that is Arceus roared and blew off a powerful wave of blue energy, knocking the epic Roald Rowling over.
“THAT IS IT!” roared the egotistic Arceus “
I’LL CRUSH YOU! DIVINE SHADOW COSMIC JUDGEMENT TIME!"
With that, the Llama of Rubbishness soared out of the Earth’s atmosphere, and turned into a dark meteor three miles wide, which plummeted towards the spot where the narrator was standing.
This was an unwise move, because Roald pulled a lever next to a huge machine, firing a Hydrogen bomb. This would have the exact same energy of the Judgement, and then the cool guy would fire a nuclear bomb, killing the fat lump.
Several miles into the air, just before the two things struck, a preset number of seconds held Arceus and the bomb in midair, trapped in time by Dialga. Then it pulled out a stereo system and played epic music.
“DIE! NO MORE MISTER NICE RAYQUAZA!” shrieked Rayquaza, before firing a Focus Blast, which predictably missed. And instead headed straight for duo stuck in time.
Right, so the Focus Blast would disrupt the equilibrium, and so…carry the one…FUDGE! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
“Nice going, Rayquaza” said the Dialga with lots of sarcasm on top, before getting hit head on by another blast.
The only Unova Pokémon that is going to be in this fan fiction, Zekrom, came to a conclusion, and made a reference.
“
GET TO D.A.C.H.O.P.P.A!”
“I am just not going to bother for this one” grumbled Rayquaza, before boarding the ship and leaving the planet, as well as the Motherships and the Subship scattered around the Earth
The Focus Blast was getting nearer to the worst llama and the best bomb in the universe. It was getting closer, and closer, and closer…
It struck the duo-
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