;251;: Last time on Poke Drama Island: It was a little early for the campers to get tired just yet, but they sure were after the second contest: the Awake-o-thon. While Bello got the short end of the stick, becoming the nerd of the Groudon pack, Zip and the Professor butted their brainy heads to come up with a way to win the challenge, but a mishap caused the Kyogres to flop, and the Groudons to stay on top for a second time. At their second campfire meeting, the Kyogres decided to dispose of fifth-wheel Kacen and gave him the ride to Loserville. What's going to happen next? Will the Kyogres pull a first-time victory, or will the Groudons' string of success continue? All I can say is: Kacen's absence doesn't make much of a difference. Anyway, see for yourself tonight on this episode of Poke. Drama. Island!!!
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;062;: *puts some glop on April's plate* Enjoy your meal.
;424;: You know I will, babe! *winks at Cook, and goes to take her seat* Hmm... *takes out a scoop of the glop, and eats it* Blech, this stuff is awful. Milo! Come here and let me cleanse my palette with the inside of your mouth. *moves over to Milo, and starts making out with him*
;404;: I've just lost my appetite, and it isn't because what's on my plate just twitched.
;391;: This is terrible! We've been subject to two consecutive losses! If these defeats continue, our reduced number of team members will severely jeopardize our chances of victory! To put it bluntly, we're totally friggin' screwed, peoples!!!
;252;: Come on, Professor, why so negative? We can still win this, right Sunshine? *looks over to the sleeping Sunshine* ...Is she gonna be all right?
;474;: It must be the residual effects of my sleeping draft.
;277;: But we were given the draft too, and we're just fine!
;474;: Yes, but your speedy metabolism allowed you to recover more quickly. It's temporary. Sunshine can probably be revived when we need to.
;356;: I think we'd best let her sleep for now. I have a feeling she's not much of a morning person.
;308;: Ha ha. Look at you, Kyogres. There's your most lethal team member. Snoozing like a cat on the sidewalk.
;326;: Hey, nobody asked for your opinion, Ares. We're not completely incompetent. Mark my words, we're going to break this chain of failures!
;308;: As if. And when we win again, I bet it's you who's going to take the fall, you disgusting wad of filth! *walks off*
;326;: Can you believe her?
;194;: Well, you are pretty gross.
;326;: *glares at Spirette*
;194;: Sorry...
Confessionals: ;326;: I have had it with getting beat time after time. If Ares thinks she and her team are going to have their way with us a third time, they’re dead wrong! I will not rest until the Roaring Groudons have been defeated!!! *falls asleep* Zzzzzzzzzz…. *wakes up* Sorry, the Awake-o-thon really made me drowzy. Anyway, I’m going to break this string if it kills me!
;215;: Hey, guys, guys, look who's back!
;253;: The triumphant return of our team's victors! Everyone give a hand to Carl and Jamie!
;215;, ;198; & ;125;: *all start clapping*
;332;: *trudges into the mess hall, with multiple bags under his eyes* I haven't been this exhausted since my first night shift... *collapses*
;310;: *walks in, looking exhausted* So... Tired... *collapses right into Fiona's mashed potatoes*
;404;: Stylish.
;198;: Hey, guys, guys, give Jamie a break. *strokes Jamie's head with his wing* The poor girl's been up all night from the energy drink. That really knocks you out.
;251;: *walks in* Well, that's too bad for you guys. Because the challenge is about to start now. And believe me, this one really is a knock out.
*all the competitors start heading out of the mess hall*
;062;: Up-si-daisy... *slings the sleeping Sunshine over one shoulder, and carries her out*
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;251;: *leads the campers to a field* All right, campers. For this challenge, this field will be your battle grounds, and these will be your weapons. *holds up a red ball*
;253;: So, the challenge is dodgeball?
;251;: No, I did that in the first season. No, this is a little game I like to call "medic". The basic point of the game is to hit your opponent with one of these balls before the opponent hits you.
;253;: Just like dodgeball?
;251;: Yes, I'll get to the diversities soon enough. Unlike dodgeball, if you get hit, or throw a ball that gets caught by an opponent, you have to sit down in the middle of the field. That's where the titular medic comes in. The camper who is named the medic must then go over to the stricken player, and tag them, to heal them.
;253;: It's dodgeball.
;251;: The game is over when either the medic is hit, or if everybody on one side but the team's medic is hit. When that happens, the victory goes to the other team. Oh, and I suggest that you give the medic a pair of body guards. The medic is the most important member of the game. They'll need the protection.
Confessionals: ;253;: Yes! I was always the dodgeball champion back at school. "The Lean Sniper", they used to call me. Not only was I a tough target to hit, but my aim was exceptional. I think this team's up for a third win in a row.
;391;: All right, guys, I really think it's time we improved our strategies.
;326;: Yeah. If we wanna stop getting whipped, we've gotta up our game.
;391;: Who do we make the medic?
;252;: I think we should make Spirette the medic.
;391;: Are you insane? Someone of her diminutive nature a player of value?
;474;: Actually, Gonzalez has a point. Spirette can't very well do any throwing, so it would be best to make her the medic.
;391;: Can't argue with that logic. Tails, Tella, you be Spirette's body guards. You two are the fastest players.
;276;: Can do!
;424;: Uhh, Sprites?
;251;: What is it, dudette?
;424;: I'm kind of worried about this one. I mean, what if a ball hits my face? A bruise would totally ruin my look.
;251;: I sympathize with you, actually. Anybody who delivers a strike above the chest area is out of the game. No attacks to the head or face, especially mine. Hit me in the face, and you get an instant boatride. *walks over to the bleachers*
;215;: Okay, we'd better pick a medic.
;198;: I'd happily take the job. I can wait around for a long time, and as everyone knows, a good medic needs patience!
;310;: Ha ha ha! That's so funny... *falls asleep*
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;062;: *has placed a line of balls in the middle of the field* Have each of you assigned a medic?
;198;: Yep!
;194;: Sure have!
;062;: Well, then, game.... On! *points a toy laser gun into the air, and pulls the trigger, causing it to make fake laser noises*
Confessionals: ;062;: I suuure hope that court order preventing me from using firearms expires soon.
;253;: Time to kick butt! *throws a ball*
;474;: Whoa! *dodges it*
;326;: Take this! *throws a ball at Jack*
;125;: *dodges* Gotta be faster than that to hit the King!
;332;: *is struggling to keep his eyes open*
;252;: Aim for the front line!!! *throws a ball at Carl*
;474;: *hurls a ball at Jamie*
;310;: *takes a blow to the head*
;332;: *gets hit in the crotch with the ball* Ooh, that's gonna smart... *collapses*
;474;: Ha ha! That showed them!
;194;: Sure did, Zip, now you're out of the game.
;474;: No big deal. *skips over to the bleachers*
;198;: Oh no! Jamie!!! *rushes to Jamie* Medic, coming through! Jamie, are you ok?
;310;: *has a big welt on her head* Uuugh...
;198;: Jamie!! How many fingers am I holding up? Trick question, I don't have any fingers! Oh, Jamie and Carl are too tired to do this! We've got to let them rest. It's up to us now. *prepares to escort Jamie to the back of the field*
;125;: No problem. The King can win without a captain!
;404;: Murk, for goodness sakes, be careful!!!
;326;: Take this! *throws a ball at Murk*
;069;: Waugh!!!
;404;: *blocks the ball, is tagged by Murk, and follows him back to the medic zone* What's Bello doing as the bodyguard anyway?
;094;: Well, we couldn't very well put him on offense, he'd suck.
;326;: We're going to win this, you hear?!?
;308;: Bacon!!! You're going to pay for that, you grubby, filthy swine! *hurls a ball at Bacon*
;326;: *gets the ball sent right into his mouth like an apple, and collapses onto his tummy* @_@
;062;: Time out! He needs an infirmary trip!!! *takes Bacon away on a stretcher*
;251;: Ares, illegal head shot. You're out.
;308;: Well, at least I got to show Bacon a thing or two. *walks off to the cabins* Tell me when we win this thing.
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