;251;: Poke Drama Island! A game where twenty-two fired-up, determined campers arrive to duke it out in outrageous challenges in an attempt to obtain the prize of small fortune and the super prestigious title of champion which only one player may receive. With five dramatic seasons behind us, a new dawn was soon to come over an all-new batch of guests to the dangerous, thrill-filled island where the unexpected was to be expected. The welcome wagon rolled out for the new crew:
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;251;: Travis was your man if you needed loot to be collected. Could he also steal the hearts of the show’s audience?
;327;: *checks his mail* I’ve made into Poke Drama Island? That’s awesome! Hmm, the neighbour ordered a new wallet… *pockets the package and goes off*
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;251;: Hurricane was a wannabe fighter with all the bravado, but none of the tenacity. Was he up for the challenge of seeing the full Poke Drama experience through without running out of stamina?
;338;: *appears at Hurricane’s door* You’ve both made it in.
;148;: We did? That’s great!
:567:: Yeah!!! *leaps out of the wrestling ring in his garage and starts gleefully punching his punching bag, but starts looking tired* …Oh, that’s it. *stops punching, and gets sent sailing offscreen by his punching bag*
;148;: *cringes as a crash is heard*
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;251;: Mug would be joining along as the eevee family representitive no complete PDI season was without. Coming from more than one master race, Mug was sure to find this an adventure she would get far in.
;133;: *appears on webcam with a face mask on and curlers in her fur* I’ve made it into Poke Drama Island? That’s awesome! Wait… “we are currently recording feed from your webcam to document your reaction”? What?!? *destroys her webcam with a katana*
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;251;: Erin had more spunk and ‘tude than could possibly be contained. Would the competition be left in the dirt, or would she find herself won over by a bigger winner?
;427;: *is walking with her friends when she gets a text* Wait, let me answer this. *opens phone and reads the message* I’m in! I’ve made it into PDI guys!!! This is so exciting!!!!! *does a frontflip and glomps one of her friends really hard*
;343;: *nearly suffocates*
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;251;: Copper was a guy with a crooked past wanting to start anew. Could the dehumanizing temptations of fame and cash possibly help him go straight?
:505:: *is putting flowers next to his girlfriend’s hospital bed*
Intercom voice: Mr. Rob N. Banks, please report to the waiting room, Poke Drama Island has requested your presence.
:505:: I have to go, my dear. *kisses his girlfriend, and goes out the door*
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;251;: Princess Majesty was enough of a problem that she was sent away just to give her palace a break. Could the other campers handle this royal dame of disaster?
;205;: *is at the castle* Our host has agreed to your proposition.
;053;: Good. Here’s our advance payment. *hands the intern bags of gold* Get it ready!
*a crane puts four boards around Majesty’s bed and loads it into a high-security truck with a hazard warning on it*
;053;: *stirs in her sleep slightly*
;205;: *is hit by a thunderbolt and drops dead*
;053;: *cringes*
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;251;: Ralph just wanted a place to be safe. …Poor fella.
Filmer: He’s over there, get the microphone. *drives towards Ralph*
:506:: What? Oh no! They’ve found me! Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Filmer: We’re from PDI! You’ve been accepted!
Other filmer: I don’t think he can hear you.
:506:: *is running from the van in a blind panic*
Filmer: *makes an acceptance letter into a paper airplane and throws it at Ralph*
:506:: *is hit in the face* Waugh, missiles!!! ...Hey, I’ve made it in.
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;251;: Mercury Richards was a media cynic who had no interest in the biz whatsoever. Would this fish out of water find her footing and make it through, or would the Man behind the Screen prove harder to please than she expected?
;303;: *rings doorbell*
;132;: *answers the door* I… I made it? You’re calling me to PDI?
;303;: No. We’re calling her. *points to Mercury*
;132;: W-what?
:648:: What?!?
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;251;: Amber beared the unique distinction of actually being wilder than anything on the face of Wawanaqua. Would raw, savage killer instincts be enough to take her to the finale?
;115;: Now, be cae’ful. We a’ treading into the territory of some of the moest daengeerous creatures on this soide of the continent.
;428;: Ulp… Ok.
;115;: *cuts through some brush, revealing a snake* Be veery caereful. This is the veery rare copperback voiper. It’s extremely daengeerous.
:636:: *bursts through the brush and starts mauling the snake*
;115;: Run! This is the most daengeerous creature in this forest! *begins to get mauled* Aaah!!
;428;: Uhh, I’ve come to tell you, you’ve made it into Poke Drama Island!
:636:: *finishes mauling the wilderness guide, and starts on the intern* Excellent.
;428;: *is mauled to death offscreen*
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;251;: Victory might have been in Gracidea’s blood, being the cousin of a top-competitor. But was he doomed to be in the constant shadow of his successful relative?
Filmer: You’ve made it in, Gracidea, please tell us something. *holds up microphone*
;492;: I’ve… I’ve made it? I-
;420;: *pops up in front of Gracie* Oh my gosh, I’m on TV! Sprites! If you’re watching this, know I’m still your most giantest colossal fan in the history of fandoms in all the entire universe and in all of every other universe in existence or that possibly exists!!!!
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;251;: Then we had Wrex. Possibly the biggest fan of PDI in the season’s cast. But would he be so big on a hands-on experience?
;297;: *is shown on a webcam checking the PDI website* Hmm, leakings from the official cast confirmation of PDI season 6… *scrolls down the list* Wait… That’s… Me? Nooooooooooooooo!!!
;327;: You made it? This is perfect!!!
;297;: *collapses head on keyboard*
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;251;: Jojo was sent to find a better influence than his crooked old man. Would the sleazy hosts and cast of a ruthless reality show be the right step in bringing him in a better direction?
:581:: *has led Jojo into a hallway with a blindfold* You ready? *takes off the blindfold* Surprise!
Filmer: Congratulations, Jojo, you’ve been accepted into Poke Drama Island!
:559:: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I made it!!!!! I mean- *starts talking in a gruff voice* Time to shank all dem hos on dat dere island.
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;251;: Along to spice up the place was Elizabeth, the resident accident of nature. Could she prove to be a bigger misfit than the rest, and maybe even a bigger winner?
;034;: *is sitting in a library reading a book when the camera approaches her*
Filmer: Your Poke Drama Island application has just been accepted.
;034;: *gets out whip* It’s showtime.
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;251;: Lionel also needed to expand his very deprived social life. Would anyone on the island be up for the task of replacing a garnishing as his bestie?
;083;: *answers his doorbell*
Filmer: You’re in PDI’s cast!
;083;: Hooray!! This is wonderful! Larry, say something to the camera! *holds Larry up to the microphone*
Larry: …….
Filmer: Ok, well, see you. *prepares to leave*
;083;: Wait, Larry’s not done. *grabs the microphone, keeping the filmer from leaving*
Larry: ………………
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;251;: June was on the sensitive side for competition. Could she handle the pressure and make it out on top?
;222;: Uh, taxi! *manages to hail a taxi and get into it*
Driver: Where’d you like a ride to, ma’am?
;222;: Uhh, I need to go to…
Driver: How about a ride to fame, because you’ve made it into Poke Drama Island!!! *makes lights flash and confetti rain in the taxi*
;222;: What the- Waugh!!! *starts smashing parts of the taxi in shock*
Driver: Uh, please calm down, miss- *tries putting an arm on June’s shoulder to calm her*
;222;: *whacks the driver into the windshield with her antler, causing the taxi’s horn to go off*
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;251;: The Agency Wizard had a history of making happy marriages of man and his money. Would karma bring him fortune of his own?
:532:: *is on his office phone in an office* Hey, big man, I’m tellin’ ya, my client will not disappoint! He’s in! Splendido! *takes other call on his giant cell phone* Hey, me? Yeah, it’s me. I’ve managed to make you a big connection. I’ve just cinched you a spot on Poke Drama Island. Go out there and make yourself some bucks! *turns to other phone* Thanks, me, you never fail to get a guy on board! *turns to other phone* I am the best of the best!
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;251;: With her knack for scheming, Laura was probably the most prepared camper. But would she be ready for the surprises this island had in store?
:541:: *arrives on the island* Now to initiate my examination of the island’s topography to locate any potential advantages it will hold in my plans. *ventures off the boat onto the island carrying a dozen blueprints*
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;251;: Epifanio had a noggin full of knowledge about lots of things. But would he find any one of them useful in the actual fray?
;007;: *arrives onto the docks* Vedui' Tolea' Fuin! My conquest of this island has begun! *swings medieval-style mace, but accidentally smashes his face with it* Owie…
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;251;: Ellie had tons of confidence and was a team player, sure to get ahead. But did she have any idea what she was doing?
:502:: *looks at some other campers from down the dock* My formidable alliance in the making.
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;251;: Child of a pair of deadly dragons, Lily was clearly a force to be reckoned with. The biggest challenge ahead of her was proving she wasn’t a threat.
:567:: *steps off of the boat* Welcome to the island the fighter of the century!!
;327;: You mean that dragon behind you?
;148; & :567:: *sigh*
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;251;: Artemis had all the vigor of a loaded pistol, and all manner of danger had been brought to its knees before her. But was the wrath of the seven seas any preperation for the perils brought forth by Lake Wawanaqua?
:553:: *arrives on the docks in a boat, cutlass drawn* Ye scallywags best be prepared for a tempest a-brewin’ because I’m here to blow ye down! *leaps onto the dock, swinging cutlass*
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;251;: Hershey’s pluck had recently cost him his leg. Was he ready for the pressure of competition to take a new piece out of him?
;026;: *steps out onto the dock* Well, hello there, island! *robotic leg malfunctions and kicks his suitcase into the distance* My tea! Oh, goldurnit! *stomps the ground in irritation, but smashes his robotic legs between the slats of the dock, getting it stuck* Uh-oh…
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;251;: Twenty two new strangers to stardom, some in the zone to face the heat of competition, some out of place as a man-eating freshwater shark out of its lake. Who would hit it off and become the next big thing, who would take a walk down the dock and back into obscurity? Find out while watching the thrilling series of events on this season of Poke. Drama. Island!!!!
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;251;: Welcome, my new campers! I suspect you’ve all had a pleasant journey to your new home away from home.
;222;: I had to hitchhike here because the taxi broke down.
;251;: Yeah, that was a recycled taxi from Pokemon Military School, I actually had to place a pretty high bid to be able to use it, so thanks for getting it totalled, I guess.
;222;: *shifts eyes away icily*
;251;: I take it you’ve all taken this time to get accustomed to each others’ presence…
:506: *is backing away from Amber* Niiiice, burny buggy…
:636:: *snarls*
;251;: And to your surroundings…
;007;: *is wheezing* I think there’s a fungus on this island whose spores I’m allergic to. *takes a breath with inhaler*
;251;: And the accomodations…
;053;: *is lying in her canopy bed*
;232;: *tries to lift Majesty off the bed and into a cabin bed, but gets frozen solid*
;251;: Our wildlife…
;143;: *lumbers towards Jojo, growling*
:559:: *notices the bear eyeing his candy bar* Come at me for it, bro. *puffs chest out*
;143;: *looks intimidated and lumbers off*
:559:: I showed him. *has the yeti’s shadow cast over him* Ulp…
;251;: …And your personal venting space.
Confessionals: ;492;: *is seen from behind a spider web* I’d say things are off to a pretty good start… …Yeah, I think I’m going to leave the lens alone. *spider big enough to cover the whole screen appears in front of the camera*
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