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Pokemon Bachelorette

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angrycaterpie

Gaze upon the slayer
*Spoken in a Sean Connery accent*

Mah boy, your shpirit hash given thish thread tha gift of lyfe, mah shon.

I'll make next contest before the week is over.

Oh, right, Loser's Corner, I suppose...

Oh, I'll wait 'til Friday.
 

angrycaterpie

Gaze upon the slayer
I'm doing something similar.

Okay, Overdue LC time:

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;466; Yea?? What's up?!?

Me: You're out due to SLIGHTLY unpopular vote.

;466; GAH! Whatever, this place is dead anyway!

Me: You're right... it is. TIME FOR A REFURBISHMENT MONTAGE!

.......

Okay, nothing is right. I'm going to copy and keep the first post of this thread on my desktop, in case this thread disappears...
 

Glacier99

Ice cold...
This is a sad, sad day. Don't die Pokemon Bachelorette! (How can me and AC be the only posters here in five days? *cries*)

;471; : *is sitting next to the worlds biggest bed and the entire Bachelorette franchise is on it*
;471; : *Smacks Bachelorette franchise on chest* Don't die!!!
 

The Baron of Fate

Has seen the light
Come on!!! Is it the bachelorette?? WE NEED TO POST!!!!!!!
 

ZangooseLord

I'm a Chuckster!
Stevens for listening to Nevets, when all of those chemicals could of easily killed him.

;424;: glglfrgh! *starts knocking down numerous chemicals onto himself with his tentacles to try and change back*

Poof!

;190;: What the- *another falls on his head*

Poof!

;424;: *has his tails where his arms should be, and his arms where his tails are* .......

Many hours later, and many, many poofs.


;424;: Hmm....this one changes me back, this one makes me a squid, this one devolves me, this one gives me the ability to read minds, this one turns me into a random Pokemon, this one gives me wings, this one gives me gills, and this one makes my tail-hands really big. *labels all* Okay, now to bring these back to the shelf.

*carries all of them back, but the one that turned him into a random Pokemon falls off and hits chamo, making a big cloud of smoke*

;424;: Oops. I wonder what she'll be.....
When the smoke clears...

;455;: AAAAAAHHH!!! What happened to me?!
;424;: Don't worry, I can change you back-
Me: Not now, Ambi. It's contest time! And this is the part I like to call...

MEET THE PARENTS!
;179;: Mom, Dad, come out and introduce yourselves!
;181;: Hi, I'm Marie's mother, Angie.
;326;: And I'm her father, Pete.
;179;: It's because of Dad that I can use Reflect.
;444;: Well, it looks like we've got somebody who likes to pig out!
;326;: *laughing* He's a riot!
;181;: Pete is a jolly guy (not his nature, his personality), so he should be real easy to please.
;179;: Come on down and say hi, guys!
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;291;: Hi, I'm Ash.
;181;: Nice to meet you. Care to tell us a bit about yourself?
;291;: I'm smart, and I'll take care of Marie.
;326;: Not too much with small talk, but you seem like a nice guy.
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;181;: You're Elvis, right?
;039;: You may be right, I may be crazy, but I might just be the lunatic you're looking for...
;181;: Come now, don't degrade yourself like that.
;039;: Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends...
;326;: A singing Jigglypuff who doesn't put people to sleep. Very nice.
;039;: Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream...
;326;: Spoke too soon... *falls asleep*
Me: *tosses Pete a Chesto Berry*
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;424;: *a-la Troy McClure* Hi, I'm Ambipom. You may remember me from past seasons like Season 1, Season 3, and Season 12.
;326;: Nice Phil Hartman impression.
;424;: Thanks. I'm an entertainer, mostly.
;181;: An entertainer? That'll keep Pete happy. Anything else you'd care to mention about yourself?
;424;: This is my 6th time on Bachelorette, so I know how to keep women happy.
;326;: *thinking* Charming and entertaining... *to ;424;* Can I come to your next gig?
;424;: Sure.
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;309;: Hey there, possible in-laws! The name's Steven!
;326;: You sound like a cheery guy. Anything else you wanna say?
;309;: I have a shiny twin brother named Nevets.
;181;: That sounds nice.
;309;: Yes. It's been a pleasure to KILL YOU ALL!!!! *roars*
;326;: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! *jumps out of his pants and runs upstairs*
;309;: Nevets! We have company! Show some restraint!
;181;: *backs away, then runs upstairs with Pete*
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;181;: Hello, young man. what's your name?
;166;: Ummmm... uhhhh, Tipp.
;326;: Calm down lad, you don't have to be nervous. It's not like we're gonna eat you or something.
;166;: Uhhhh... I like to use Comet Punch. Wanna see me demonstrate?
;326;: Um, I'd prefer that you wouldn't.
;166;: COMET PUNCH! *breaks a nearby glass bowl*
;181;: My good bowl! *starts to cry*
;326;: There there, honey. *comforts Angie*
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;181;: *after calming down* Hi there. What's your name?
;444;: Carlos. I'm a comedian.
;326;: Hey, there! Care to tell us another joke?
;444;: Okay. How many Torkoals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
;326;: I don't know!
;444;: *dumps slime on Pete* Mr. Curie, you've just been SLIMED!
;181;: Can someone come clean this up, please?
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;081;: Hi, I'm Melvin.
;181;: Nice to meet you. What do you do?
;081;: I study food chemicals and how they determine the taste of food. *holds out a casserole dish* Care to try my latest creation? *lifts up the lid, and it looks like the inside of a Miltank*
;181;: *trying not to retch* Uh, what is it?
;081;: Chicken and dumplings. (now 100% chamo-chan-free!)
;326;: I'll try it. *tries a forkful* Wow! It's really good! Hey, Angie! You gotta try this!
;181;: Okay. *eats some* You're right, Pete! This is delicious!
;081;: I'm glad you enjoyed it. I hope I can show you some more of my creations.
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Alright, folks! You know the drill by now! Vote!

;455;: Hey! What about me?!
Me: Oh, alright, I guess I'll change you back. *uses the proper potion*
chamo-chan: Thanks, ZL!
Me: You're welcome. *turns around to walk away, but runs into the shelf, and the wing potion falls on me*
Me: Yahoo! This is awesome! Red Bull, eat your heart out!
(Sorry if this was on such short notice. I'm just trying to contribute.)
 
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The Baron of Fate

Has seen the light
Oh, tough contest...

Maybe Tipp, for INTENTIONALLY breaking the bowl.
 

octoboy

I Crush Everything
I'd like to vote Tipp off, but since it's so obvious somebody WANTS him gone, I'm going to vote Carlos the garchomp off for calling himself Gary.
 

octoboy

I Crush Everything
In that case, I'm voting Steven off for freaking them out. Nevets is going to get him into trouble some day.
 

octoboy

I Crush Everything
In that case, I'm voting Steven off for freaking them out. Nevets is going to get him into trouble some day.
 

king of blue

That's me!
I vote Steve, because he has a "murdurous" other personality
 

Dittoman97

Piplup?
Steven for scaring the parents...
 
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