The following is still in the juridisction of R. Also, the banned chapter will be Chapter 6 instead. I wouldn't be able to write 2 full chapters before I went on vacation, so I extended the beginning of the original Chapter 5.
Chapter 5: Advanceshipping Up the Wazoo
“Ash…” A voice was calling to Ash. “It’s time to get up.” Ash slowly opened his eyes. The first sight he saw was his mother, Delia, in front of his face. The first question he asked is, “How did I get back to Kanto?” Delia replied, “You didn’t. You went to hell.” That’s when he noticed that both of them were naked.
“Ahhhh!” Ash sat up quickly, hot and sweating. He looks around and sees that he is in a jail cell. It was very well-tended to, almost no graffiti on the walls. Past the gates, he saw a rather pudgy officer, writing down something on a piece of paper. He sees in his cell that he is on a rather crummy bed, and a bit to the right of him is a toilet. May is sitting on it, looking right at Ash, confused. She said, “Damn, Ash, don’t yell so loud. Er, why were you yelling?”
“Just a bad dream,” Ash replied. “Uh, where are we?” May said, “The county jail. We got arrested yesterday. I got up about a half-hour ago with the urge to pee. And this toilet has no rim.” She looked on the verge of crying. “So disgusting. Plus, what will my parents think when I get arrested?”
“Oh, that’s no problem,” said the officer. Ash noticed that his badge said, “Officer Barbrady.” He continued, “You have it for life.” The two gasped, and May started sobbing uncontrollably. “There was no room at juvie, so we sent you here and treated you like adults. Enjoy your last 4 hours.” May continued to sob, Barbrady went back to his papers, and Ash went to comfort May.
“May,” Ash said soothingly, “what’s wrong? You know, besides the fact we’re here for the rest of our lives?” May looked at Ash with a look of half amused, half disgusted. “Well, like I said before, I’m not sure what my parents will think when they find out I got arrested.” An image presented itself in May’s mind…
May was back at Petalburg City, at the gym. Her parents were in front of her, faces extremely red with rage. They were yelling things like “disgrace,” and “I can’t believe you did that.” May continued to try and explain, but her parents wouldn’t listen. Norman then said, “Go to your room! You’ll never go on a journey televised by a sucky company!” She thought, And I never got to see Ash’s…
No, don’t think of that. Must keep mind clean, May thought to herself. They stayed silent for a small amount of time. Ash broke the silence by saying, “I understand. I can’t imagine what my mom would say!” However, he did imagine.
Ash is in Pallet Town, talking to his mom. He said, “Mom, I got arrested.” Delia said, “Mmm, OK sweetie. Just go to your room, I’m expecting a meeting. And no supper.” Ash then screamed, “NOOOOOO!”
Ash screamed this out loud, and May looked at him, but not with a look of “What the hell is wrong with you,” but rather with a look of enjoyment. Ash noticed her, blushed hard, and thought, Damn, she thinks there’s something wrong with me. At this point there’s no way I can…
No. No way is that happening. Her parents will go freak. Better just keep the conversation going. He asked, “Is there anything else you wanna talk about?” May shook her head, and there was a strong silence. The only difference is that the two kids kept on looking at each other. At one point, they looked at each other for a long time. Then the most unbelievable, but expected surprise happened.
They got closer, and closer, and eventually kissed. It was rather brief, and they pulled away. They both blushed extremely hard, then after a pause, started kissing again, only longer. Eventually, they put their tongues in each other’s mouths, and they frenched for a full 5 minutes. They pulled away, wiping off any spit, and looked at each other.
“Uh, okay,” May said, extremely red in the cheeks, “that was…unexpected. So, you like me?” Ash grinned, red as well, and said, “Yeah. It’s amazing that someone as pretty as you can be that nice, sweet, funny...even if you hit me.” They both looked down at the floor for a while. May then broke the silence with the most unlikely comment from her, most suited for someone like, say me.
She went close to Ash’s ear and asked, “Listen, since we’re going to die anyway…do you mind having sex with me?” She then quickly receded, just looking between her legs, shuffling her feet. Ash stared at her in disbelief. This was not the May he knew. Just the day before, May didn’t accept anything perverted, but now she was offering sex.
“Listen,” Ash said, “I just want you to know that you should have sex when you’re ready, and with someone you love.” May then turned to him, and said, “I do. My parents were never exactly role models.” More flashbacks…
May is roughly 5 years old, sitting on her bed with her parents. “Honey,” said Norman, “we thought that it would be better to explain about sex now, so you don’t do anything wrong. You see, when a man and woman love each other, or at least the woman, or neither if cash is involved, they like to…” This caused many screams of terror from that room that night.
“Whoa,” said Ash, “that’s freaky. I knew about sex early on too!” Yet another flashback…
Ash is about 6 years old. He is back from a day looking at Pokemon. He goes up to his room, to see his mother getting screwed by Professor Oak. During that entire time, Ash just stared. When they finished, he went to his room saying, “Sounds like my mom likes cock. I should get her some for Mother’s Day!”
Ash shudders violently. “I never noticed how wrong that was. I guess I don’t know as much as you, because all I did was watch.” At that point, May smiled and said, “Don’t worry.” She called out to the officer and said, “Officer, I’ll give you two shiny pennies if you leave for about an hour!” Officer Barbrady looked excited and said, “You got a deal!” May threw him the two pennies, and off the retard went.
“Now then,” said May, “we’re all alone…” She started rubbing his thigh. “Uh,” panicked Ash, “how about…checkers?” May looked at him sternly. “Oh, all right,” Ash said, and they started…
NOTE: None of the boom-shaka-laka-laka will be shown here, due to the fact I probably won't keep it courteous.
Need to Know Information: I'm going on vacation, so no new chapters until about January 18th. I'll get back by the 2nd, but there's the banned chapter.
Chapter 5: Advanceshipping Up the Wazoo
“Ash…” A voice was calling to Ash. “It’s time to get up.” Ash slowly opened his eyes. The first sight he saw was his mother, Delia, in front of his face. The first question he asked is, “How did I get back to Kanto?” Delia replied, “You didn’t. You went to hell.” That’s when he noticed that both of them were naked.
“Ahhhh!” Ash sat up quickly, hot and sweating. He looks around and sees that he is in a jail cell. It was very well-tended to, almost no graffiti on the walls. Past the gates, he saw a rather pudgy officer, writing down something on a piece of paper. He sees in his cell that he is on a rather crummy bed, and a bit to the right of him is a toilet. May is sitting on it, looking right at Ash, confused. She said, “Damn, Ash, don’t yell so loud. Er, why were you yelling?”
“Just a bad dream,” Ash replied. “Uh, where are we?” May said, “The county jail. We got arrested yesterday. I got up about a half-hour ago with the urge to pee. And this toilet has no rim.” She looked on the verge of crying. “So disgusting. Plus, what will my parents think when I get arrested?”
“Oh, that’s no problem,” said the officer. Ash noticed that his badge said, “Officer Barbrady.” He continued, “You have it for life.” The two gasped, and May started sobbing uncontrollably. “There was no room at juvie, so we sent you here and treated you like adults. Enjoy your last 4 hours.” May continued to sob, Barbrady went back to his papers, and Ash went to comfort May.
“May,” Ash said soothingly, “what’s wrong? You know, besides the fact we’re here for the rest of our lives?” May looked at Ash with a look of half amused, half disgusted. “Well, like I said before, I’m not sure what my parents will think when they find out I got arrested.” An image presented itself in May’s mind…
May was back at Petalburg City, at the gym. Her parents were in front of her, faces extremely red with rage. They were yelling things like “disgrace,” and “I can’t believe you did that.” May continued to try and explain, but her parents wouldn’t listen. Norman then said, “Go to your room! You’ll never go on a journey televised by a sucky company!” She thought, And I never got to see Ash’s…
No, don’t think of that. Must keep mind clean, May thought to herself. They stayed silent for a small amount of time. Ash broke the silence by saying, “I understand. I can’t imagine what my mom would say!” However, he did imagine.
Ash is in Pallet Town, talking to his mom. He said, “Mom, I got arrested.” Delia said, “Mmm, OK sweetie. Just go to your room, I’m expecting a meeting. And no supper.” Ash then screamed, “NOOOOOO!”
Ash screamed this out loud, and May looked at him, but not with a look of “What the hell is wrong with you,” but rather with a look of enjoyment. Ash noticed her, blushed hard, and thought, Damn, she thinks there’s something wrong with me. At this point there’s no way I can…
No. No way is that happening. Her parents will go freak. Better just keep the conversation going. He asked, “Is there anything else you wanna talk about?” May shook her head, and there was a strong silence. The only difference is that the two kids kept on looking at each other. At one point, they looked at each other for a long time. Then the most unbelievable, but expected surprise happened.
They got closer, and closer, and eventually kissed. It was rather brief, and they pulled away. They both blushed extremely hard, then after a pause, started kissing again, only longer. Eventually, they put their tongues in each other’s mouths, and they frenched for a full 5 minutes. They pulled away, wiping off any spit, and looked at each other.
“Uh, okay,” May said, extremely red in the cheeks, “that was…unexpected. So, you like me?” Ash grinned, red as well, and said, “Yeah. It’s amazing that someone as pretty as you can be that nice, sweet, funny...even if you hit me.” They both looked down at the floor for a while. May then broke the silence with the most unlikely comment from her, most suited for someone like, say me.
She went close to Ash’s ear and asked, “Listen, since we’re going to die anyway…do you mind having sex with me?” She then quickly receded, just looking between her legs, shuffling her feet. Ash stared at her in disbelief. This was not the May he knew. Just the day before, May didn’t accept anything perverted, but now she was offering sex.
“Listen,” Ash said, “I just want you to know that you should have sex when you’re ready, and with someone you love.” May then turned to him, and said, “I do. My parents were never exactly role models.” More flashbacks…
May is roughly 5 years old, sitting on her bed with her parents. “Honey,” said Norman, “we thought that it would be better to explain about sex now, so you don’t do anything wrong. You see, when a man and woman love each other, or at least the woman, or neither if cash is involved, they like to…” This caused many screams of terror from that room that night.
“Whoa,” said Ash, “that’s freaky. I knew about sex early on too!” Yet another flashback…
Ash is about 6 years old. He is back from a day looking at Pokemon. He goes up to his room, to see his mother getting screwed by Professor Oak. During that entire time, Ash just stared. When they finished, he went to his room saying, “Sounds like my mom likes cock. I should get her some for Mother’s Day!”
Ash shudders violently. “I never noticed how wrong that was. I guess I don’t know as much as you, because all I did was watch.” At that point, May smiled and said, “Don’t worry.” She called out to the officer and said, “Officer, I’ll give you two shiny pennies if you leave for about an hour!” Officer Barbrady looked excited and said, “You got a deal!” May threw him the two pennies, and off the retard went.
“Now then,” said May, “we’re all alone…” She started rubbing his thigh. “Uh,” panicked Ash, “how about…checkers?” May looked at him sternly. “Oh, all right,” Ash said, and they started…
NOTE: None of the boom-shaka-laka-laka will be shown here, due to the fact I probably won't keep it courteous.
Need to Know Information: I'm going on vacation, so no new chapters until about January 18th. I'll get back by the 2nd, but there's the banned chapter.