Wrong font, wrong alignment, messy, jpg
1/10
To be fair, not everybody posts fake cards for aesthetic criticism. Some people may not have the right fonts installed on their computer and have to use substitutes instead of having to pay for the real ones, some people may use online trading card creators because they're lazy, and some may post their fake cards for mechanical evaluation (whether or not something is overpowered) and not care about looks at all.
Obviously this card isn't serious, which can't really be given leeway based on the conditions I mentioned above.
That being said, the "Pokemon" being mentioned isn't an existing Pokemon nor a Fakemon, just the box for Pokemon Blue. The ridiculously high HP, along with the attacks (which are actually not too broken in today's metagame), are evidence of bad design. Spelling errors can be somewhat excused, as spelling has no impact on the creativity of a person. But the weakness and resistance are every type for the sake of putting something there, which is also bad design. Also, Pokemon is (C) 2012 as of today.
I don't agree on all the criteria that Vast used to rate your card, but unfortunately, I'll have to give a 1/10 as well for the reasons I posted. Even if I were to interpret it as a parody card, it's just hard for me to really do so, as it doesn't actually poke fun at any aspect of the Pokemon TCG or franchise in any way.