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Pokemon Champions
The reality series
Introductions
The reality series
Introductions
“Hello, and welcome to Pokemon Champions, the show you’ve been waiting for,” A turquoise pokemon said as she came into view. Her background was total black and there was only a dim light on her. She had a small horn in the middle of her forehead, which housed two mouse-like ears. “I am your hostess and main T.V. personality, Lauren the nidoqueen,” She said cheerfully as she looked down at her body. She made sure the camera didn’t miss an ounce of her, from her beige couplets that covered her breasts, to her giant feet. Her long turquoise tail swayed happily back and forth, revealing the underside, which was also beige. “Ten lucky contestants have made it into the running to become the Pokemon Champion. In order to do this you must be able to face two tasks each day, live with conflicting personalities, befriend the audience at home and of course, look good while doing it,” Lauren chuckled as she rubbed her hands against her muscular thighs to get rid of the sweat. She took a gulp as she began to speak again, “Allow me to introduce our lovely panel of judges.” She announced, bringing light to the background.
In the background stood a table with five pokemon behind it each with different characteristics. However, only the silhouette could be seen as the lighting was still down too low. Only silence filled the air as the shock came over that each pokemon at the judging table was a legendary pokemon.
“Firstly, we have the pokemon representing the wishes of our ten hopefuls, Jirachi!” Lauren happily smiled as she pointed a chubby finger towards the pokemon at the end of the table.
He was a small one, just big enough to see over the table. His star-like head was yellow in complexion and had three blue ribbons hanging off three of the five points. The yellow matched the color of two dangling parts of him that hung out from his back and the blue matched his enchanting eyes. His skin on his face, body, legs and arms was grey with a small patch of yellow in the centre of his stomach. He giggled cutely as the light above him went on and the camera fixed itself on him. “Hello everyone,” he said like a high-pitched five year old boy. He lifted his arm up as it began to glow, with a snap of his fingers, boxes of chocolate appeared in all of the viewer’s homes.
The camera fixated itself back on the nidoqueen who was smiling and awaiting its arrival. “Next we have the, oh so fabulous Deoxys!” The light clicked on next to Jirachi and an odd pokemon was sitting there, with arms folded and a striking grin on his face. “Can you explain to us your choice of style for today?” Lauren asked the posing pokemon.
“Well, Laura, I’ll tell you and the lovely people watching at home exactly what I am sporting this evening.” The red pokemon said with a strong lisp and a southern accent. On his right side, a big green hand stretched out and begin to point to his pointy ears. “As you can probably tell by these babies, I am in regular Deoxys form.” Two whip-like tentacles on his left side began to wobble up and point at his centre, as he began to speak, “Also my gem tonight is green, not the color of green on my skin, which goes well with my red complexion but green as in the color of money baby! The money that I would like to share with the fabulous contestants!”
“You are the only fabulous one to us,” Lauren giggled at the gay Deoxys who was nodding his head as he smiled. “On the female side of the table we have the ever so nice, Mew!” Lauren stated loudly as another light popped on, revealing another pokemon at the other end of the table.
This pokemon was small and cat-like. Her entire entity was perfectly pink, except for her stunningly sparkly blue eyes. She had small hands and ears but big feet. Her also big tail was playfully swaying back and forth behind her body. “Thank-you Lauren,” Mew said happily. “I look forward to a great competition.”
“Also on the female sides of things, we have the guardian of time herself, Celebi!” Lauren cheered as the camera zoomed in on the now lighted pokemon.
This pokemon was covered in green. A dark green covered the top of her head and her lower body, while a dark green covered her upper body and face. She was very small just like Jirachi but was very different. Black surrounded her cold blue eyes, which matched the tips of her antennas. “What can I say? I look forward to a good competition but dread it as well, knowing that there are gonna be some trashy annoying contestants. Nevertheless, I can’t wait to tear them apart!” She said hoarsely.
“Finally, our main judge, all the final decisions are made by him. Please welcome the head honcho and main judge, Mewtwo!” Lauren shouted loudly, half with fear, half with great excitement.
The last light went on, centre of the table. The pokemon was basically… actually, a copy of the smaller girl mew. He was mostly white. At the centre of his stomach, purple began and led past his crotch and covered his entire tail. He was drinking water into his mouth flaming his slit nostrils as he breathed in. He put his glass down and said only, “Thank-you.”
“Now that we met the judges, let’s see who they’ll be judging!” Lauren excitedly announced as she clapped her manly hands together.
The camera went blurry as it made the transition to an entrance tape. A small pink cat stood in front of the camera smiling. It had a beige crescent moon on its face and beige under its belly. Her fluffy tail, which had three pins on it gently fanned between her two pointy ears. “Hi my name is like Dolly and I’m a skitty, duh! I should be like the pokemon champion because like I am like totally like the cutest pokemon around. I can like tell people what to do and how to do it and they’ll be like totally ok with it because I’m like cute, right? Who else would you rather be like the next big thing other than like a cute pokemon like me! I have talent and charis…charisme…charizza… Charisma! So ya pick me!” She said with a cute voice.
The camera then faded into another pokemon. This one was dark blue and sported a wrestling Speedo that was held up with a gold belt that had a P on it. He had what appeared to be red veins on his muscle bound arms. His arms weren’t the only muscle either; his legs, chest and abs were all very beefy. Even his head looked strong with three yellow projections sticking out of the top; it gave him a defined strong look. “My name is Braun and I should be the Pokemon Champion!” He angrily shouted while pointing a finger at the camera. “The champion has got to be strong and muscular and of course strong. Who else would we have representing our pokemon than a machoke like me? All pokemon look to me for help, I am the man! Hyruuah!” He shouted violently as he chopped the air forcefully.
Again, the camera faded out from the machoke and into a new pokemon. This pokemon was quite the cutie; she had a purple potion on top of her head that matched her eye shadow and the cufflinks around her legs and arms. Her face and stomach were a nice shade of teal, while her arms legs and torso was black, looking like she was wearing a suit. To add to the suit affect she also had a yellow bowtie that matched her sparking antenna. “Hello, I’m Victoria and no one deserves this more than me. I am a fierce competitor and would put aside anything you want me to, just to win. No, not just to win! I would put aside those things just to have the chance to win!” The illumese said with extreme enthusiasm.
The fade this team went to a four-legged dog-like pokemon. “My name is Joel; I think I’d bring a lot to the table. I have confidence in myself, I’m a great public speaker and I’ve won three medals in the poke Olympics. I also am a father of two and I’m a very good person to be around.” The mightyena barked.
“My name is Prue or Prudence. I am a dragon and was born into a family of dragons. Overall, I feel that we are discriminated against as being threatening but we are not. I feel that I, as a dragon type need to redeem our status as pokemon!” A long simple pokemon said. Her top half was blue while the bottom of her stomach, small horn and her wing-like ears were white. She also had a blue gem under her chin and on the end of her long tail. “Just give me this chance,” The dragonair uttered into the camera.
The camera was now fixed on a yellow spark-plug pokemon. He had small legs and arms, which like his torso, were striped with black. Unlike his legs, his torso also had a black lightning bolt in the centre of it. “I’m Colby; a lot of people think I deserve to get this opportunity. I’m overall just a great guy and I’m what all pokemon should be: cool!” The elekid nodded contently with a cool look on his face.
Again, the camera shifted, now to a red fox-like pokemon. She had six tails that all went up and down one-by-one. Her tails and the curls on her head were slightly darker than the rest of her fur, but suited her all the same. “My name is Bethany and who else to be the pokemon champion than me,” the vulpix said in a prissy voice. “I’m not like other females; I have integrity and passion for what I do. I do magazine covers and photo shoots every day. Many think it demeans female pokemon around the world but really, it’s what sets us apart. I have no problem stepping on and pushing through whomever, just so I can win!”
This time the camera was on a big bird pokemon. His feathers were brown on top and beige on his underside. He had dull-lifeless hair that swooped back from his head to his talons. His long wings were stretching just as the camera came into focus on his wrinkled face. “I am Oswald the pidgeot and I think I deserve to be the pokemon champion because of my age. I am 73 and still a strong bird to watch out for. I’ll have an advantage with my wisdom and age and show all that in order to be great you need the experience.”
The camera was now on a floating pokemon who was mostly black, with pink highlights atop of her wavy hair. She had red eyes and red pearls, each with a scary glow. “My name is Ala. I should be the pokemon champion because of my history. I went to the top pokemon school in all of Johto and graduated with high honors. I then moved on to become a defense attorney, where I’ve branched of my own law firm and have a profit of seventeen hundred million dollars a year. My company employs over 200 people every month and is still growing today. I have the experience and knowledge of the outside world and no one deserves this more than a hard working pokemon like me,” the misdreavus spoke softly into the camera, with a grin on her face.
“My name is Noah and I’m a grovyle,” A gecko pokemon said as the camera went to him. “I have a PDA in modern science and have worked on and helped refine the cure for Pokerus. I have one of the highest IQ’s in the entire world and have also won a noble prize for chemistry,” The grovyle announced as he moved his blue leaf-filled elbows up and down to relax. Along with those leaves, a longer leaf that came out of his head and two small ones that came out of his back were also blue. Red went from under his chin down to his groin and the rest of him was green. “I’ll take this competition seriously and show everyone what I can do!”
“There you have it,” Lauren stated as the camera came back to her. She was smiling and pointing to the competitors that stood behind her. “We have heard from and met our judges and our contestants but before the first two challenges and elimination, we have opened up polls for you, the viewers to vote on your favorite. Whoever has the highest amount of votes will still have to compete, but will be exempt from eliminations.” The nidoqueen said cheerfully. “Thank-you and good night!”