Pokemon Colosseum of Insanity!

[Morpher01]

This is my first serious attempt at a comedy fic. In the words of Naruto: "Believe it!"

I'd say this would be PG-13 for occasional language, and whatnot.

READ THE PARAGRAPH AND STUFF BELOW!!!! I MEAN IT, MAN!!!!​

Like Yoru Ryu, I'm going to try a hand at script writing in a humor fic. Now, before anyone goes "OMG YOU SUKZORS FOR THINKIN O' SCRIPT FORMAT!!!!one1eleven YOU SHOULD'NT DO IT OR I SICK MODS ON YOU!!!!!!!", you let Yoru Ryu do it without fuss, so why can't you let me? And besides, the element of surprise can make a real difference in a humor story.

For example:

Wes: *tosses Snag Machine into the air*

Snag Machine: Hey, I'm afraid of heights! *comes back down and bops Wes in the head*

Wes: Ouch! You smashed my brain!


You see? The fact that "Snag Machine" gets its own words and actions is not only funny, but surprising. Surprise and humor can often be put together to form a unique combination, at least in my opinion. If anybody, espically the mods, can't understand this, then just leave this fic alone completely. I mean it.

EDIT: *sees one star* All right, who rated this one star? Sure, the humor isn't that good, but that doesn't mean that I DESERVE only one. And, besides, I'll try to improve the humor in later episodes. Put at LEAST two stars for goodness sake, else I freak out.

Now, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!!!​

INTRO MOVIE, OR WHATEVER.​

It's a glorious day in the Orre region. The Skarmory are flying, the Magikarp are swimming...oh, wait, no they aren't. There isn't a lot of water in Orre, since it's a freakin' desert!

Anyway, we see a teen-ish fellow with spiky, grey hair wearing a blue trenchcoat and black pants with worker boots...

Wes: Hey, I don't work! I'm lazy!

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Stop interrupting me.

Wes: What-ever.

Anyway, he wears black boots connected to his black pants. Duh! He also wears a sheet of metal on his head, plus a stripe of white painted across his face. This is Wes, ladies and gentlemen, and he is about to embark on a journey worth watching.......and laughing at.

Eclo Canyon is......a tan canyon. Duh! At the end of the canyon is a big, tan building with a huge Dark Ball mounted on the face. This is Team Snagem's Hideout, ruled by a buff man in desperate need of a trim for his mustache and eyebrows. His name is Gonzap, ruling Team Snagem with an iron fist......but, how else can you rule an evil Pokemon team?

A sudden explosion in the right quadrant of the base jars every Team Snagem member out of a daydream, which they might have been enjoying. In the hole that the explosion made, Wes appears with his Umbreon, which is a small, black dog with glowing rings on certain parts of its body. Red eyes give it a hint of menace, but a Dark-type is known to do that.

Wes: Now, lesse here...I think we need to get the Snag Machine.

Umbreon: Well, DUH! That's what you blew a hole in the wall for, right?

Wes: You mean to tell me that...I did that?

Umbreon: *stares*

Wes: Okay, okay. I'll get the snack machine.

Umbreon: Uh, don't you mean "Snag Machine"?

Wes: Snag Machine? What's that?

Umbreon: *stares, a sweatdrop added to the back of his head* Uh, that thing on the metal maniquenn.

Wes: Oh, so THAT'S what this thingamabob-a-DOO-HA is. *makes a weird face when he says that "thingamabob-a-doo-ha" stuff*

Gonzap's Voice: It's that traitor Wes! He's come for the snack machine! GET HIM!!!!

Wes: Uh-oh, better run! *runs out*

Umbreon: Uh, Wes...you forgot the Snag Machine.

Wes: Oh yeah. *runs back in, grabs Snag Machine* To the Batmobile, Robin!

Umbreon: Uh...*eye twitches*

Wes: C'mon already! *runs out*

Soon, Wes and Umbreon escape to the Batmobile...er, I mean, SPEEDER, which looks like a brown, tricked-out motorcycle with hoverjets on the sides.

Gonzap: *comes out of the door, along with a bunch of Snagem goons* Don't let him get away!

Wakin (a Snagem goon): Uh, boss...you just used a really, REALLY, cheesy line.

A Cheese Truck: *rolls on by, leaking the aroma of cheese*

Wakin: *sniffs* Mmmm.......cheese. C'mon, guys, let's get some cheese! *chases after the cheese truck, followed by every other Snagem goon*

Gonzap: YOU IMBECILES!!! COME BACK HERE, RIGHT NOW!!!!! *obviously isn't persuading the Snagem goons to come back very well* *looks to the left* Aw, crap, Wes got away!

Wes: *on the speeder* Big boom! *pulls a remote out of his left pocket, presses it*

A TV on the Speeder: *turns on, revealing an explosion on a movie*

Wes: *watching TV* COOL!!!

Umbreon: You crappy idiot! *uses teeth to pull ANOTHER remote out of Wes's right pocket, then presses it with his paw*

Snagem Base: *blows up.....again*

Gonzap: GAAAAAAHHH!!!! MY POPCORN!!!!!

Wes: *is by now long gone* *and is being followed by a Skarmory, unbeknownst to him*

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If anyone, and I repeat, ANYONE, objects to this style, please read the following:

If you don't like the script style, then why the heck do you let Yoru Ryu write humor fics in this style? Can you answer that?

Anyway, read, review and rate! ...Just as long as you don't give this thread one star.

 

[Joe Vega #4]

You're copying comedy fics again. If this is the show, where's the audience? Incredibly short, though it meets the one-page rule. There IS a little humor, but I can compare it with Yoru Ryu and see a good amount of similarities. Geez, ever thought of using an idea of your own for a play/show/blah instead of trying out one thought up by another? If Typhlogirl made Poketalk, you can make your own idea.

 

[xXFallenButterflyXx]

You're copying comedy fics again. If this is the show, where's the audience? Incredibly short, though it meets the one-page rule. There IS a little humor, but I can compare it with Yoru Ryu and see a good amount of similarities. Geez, ever thought of using an idea of your own for a play/show/blah instead of trying out one thought up by another? If Typhlogirl made Poketalk, you can make your own idea.

I'll have to agree with Dark Knight Jorro here. It really looks like you took Yoro Ryu's idea... I'm not saying you did! It just looks like it. Especially with the cheese truck and the "To the Batmobile, Robin!" line. =/

~;196; Fallen

 

[Morpher01]

Dark Knight Jorro: Oh, yeah. Forgot that. Geez, I can't even do a comedy fic right. What is wrong with me?!

Anyway, you're right. I'll put the audience in the next episode, I promise. I also should probably make more differences from "Is This Really Pokemon Colosseum?". Don't worry, I'll try to make improvements on this in the next episode, which is three days from now.


Fallen_Angel: AAAAAAAAAGH! THE SMALL, PINK PRINT HURTS MY EYES!!! But, I managed to read it anyway. I tried not to copy Yoru Ryu, I really did. I just couldn't resist putting in the cheese truck and Batmobile stuff...just be glad I didn't put the Speedo or Scooby stuff in, too.

 

[xXFallenButterflyXx]

Originally Posted by Morpher01
Fallen_Angel: AAAAAAAAAGH! THE SMALL, PINK PRINT HURTS MY EYES!!! But, I managed to read it anyway. I tried not to copy Yoru Ryu, I really did. I just couldn't resist putting in the cheese truck and Batmobile stuff...just be glad I didn't put the Speedo or Scooby stuff in, too.

-__- Go to View, Text Size, and change it to largest. =D

Meh, nobody can really resist cheese... cheese.... cheese...

... Yeah.

~;196; Fallen

 

[Yoru Ryu]

I think it's good you're doing a Colosseum parody; gives me some competition. I can see some similarities such as the “Batmobile” line though, but cheese is usually incorporated into a humour fic anyway >_> That and muffins.

As for going on about script fics… the rules say they are allowed if they can be easily followed and arn’t just generally… bad ^^; At least they were when I last read em >_> It’s just going against advice to do em is all.

 

[Psychic]

I’ve never read Yoru Ryu’s comedy, but I’ve heard about them, and the fact that you’re even copying the idea of making fun of Colosseum like her is unoriginal. And even putting her jokes into your fic is even less original. Way to go; your beginning alone wasn’t creative.


But let’s steer away from the whole ‘copy-cat’ part. Let’s talk comedy.
Wait, what comedy?

Seriously, that wasn’t funny. It was dull and bland and made me all ‘wtf?’, not ‘lol’.
The script itself wasn’t funny; nobody ever said anything that made me laugh. They said random crap and that’s it. You tried to give Wes ADD: not the least bit humorous. Your randomness isn’t even funny. Even at the beginning with your Snag Machine example. (And I don’t see why he would have thrown it in the air in the first place.)
You used the word ‘duh’ waaaay too many times. Constantly saying the same thing isn’t funny, even if it usually is. When you overuse it, it gets dull.


Your way of using script was also pretty crappy. Yes, I know other people have used it, and it is allowed, as long as it’s scripted well. I can’t say this was done badly, but you sure aren’t a whiz with scripting. People like Typhlogirl are naturally good with scripting, I think, and she’s also naturally funny. You try to hard to be funny, therefore messing up the script therefore messing up the fic.



My final comment: stay away from comedy fics. You don’t have the ‘knack’ for them, and sorry, but you’re just not all that funny.


~Psychic

 

[Morpher01]

Yoru Ryu: Heh. Glad to lend some competition. And, yes, muffins are used a lot. Sadly, I didn't think of them at the time.

Psychic: Okay, I'm gonna quote most of your, er...reply.

Seriously, that wasn’t funny. It was dull and bland and made me all ‘wtf?’, not ‘lol’.

...did you even read the stuff at the beginning of the first post? I told you this is my FIRST real attempt at a comedy fic. So, now that you know that, why the heck are you expecting me to nail it on the first shot?

The script itself wasn’t funny; nobody ever said anything that made me laugh. They said random crap and that’s it. You tried to give Wes ADD: not the least bit humorous. Your randomness isn’t even funny. Even at the beginning with your Snag Machine example. (And I don’t see why he would have thrown it in the air in the first place.)
You used the word ‘duh’ waaaay too many times. Constantly saying the same thing isn’t funny, even if it usually is. When you overuse it, it gets dull.

Okay, mabe I used "duh" too many times, and I probably should try to make Wes funnier, but what's ADD?

As for the part about Wes throwing it into the air.......he's an idiot, that's why. No offense to the master of crossovers named Wes, though.

My final comment: stay away from comedy fics. You don’t have the ‘knack’ for them, and sorry, but you’re just not all that funny.

You should staty away, too, since you have no sense of humor at all (either that or you're not easily amused......tough crowd).

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

Morpher, Physic most likely does have a sense of humor. She likes CATS for crying out loud. (No offense to you, Physic. I love that musical too.)

Ahem. Anyways:

It's too short. And the script format throws it off. I have no idea where this is heading.. I haven't played Colosseum so don't kill me for saying that.

I have read some of Ryu's beginning and it looks a lot like this....

And it's not funny. I might have cracked a snicker but that's all. A good comedy fic is enjoyable. And this isn't, I'm sad to say.

And I wonder what you'll do next...

 

[Morpher01]

La Carlotta: Huh...Psychic must be hard to amuse, then.

Anyway, yeah, you're right, it's a bit short, and for that I apologize. It's just that I find it hard to think of something funny, since I've never done a parody of Pokemon Colosseum, unlike Yoru Ryu.

Plus, yes, this is a bit similar to "Is This Really Pokemon Colosseum?", but it isn't EXACTLY like it.

For instance, I only had one Snag Machine (or, snack machine), whereas Yoru Ryu had three.

I'll try to make the first episode have as many differences from Ryu's first act as possible.

 

[Psychic]

...did you even read the stuff at the beginning of the first post? I told you this is my FIRST real attempt at a comedy fic. So, now that you know that, why the heck are you expecting me to nail it on the first shot?

I know it's your first attempt. It's always everybody's first attempt. Spare me the excuse told a thousand times over.
I'm not expecting you to nail it right away, but you usually know if you’re weak with comedy. If you’re generally not a funny person, chances are what you write won’t be all that funny either.

Okay, mabe I used "duh" too many times, and I probably should try to make Wes funnier, but what's ADD?

ADD is Attention Defecate Disorder. I’m not good at explaining it, but it basically means that whoever has it has a low attention span; being impatient and jumpy, having mood swings and things like that. What I meant was that Wes was just really jumpy and random and weird, and has no clue what the heck he’s doing.

As for the part about Wes throwing it into the air.......he's an idiot, that's why. No offense to the master of crossovers named Wes, though.

Good reason. -_- You meant Snag Ball, didn’t you?

You should staty away, too, since you have no sense of humor at all (either that or you're not easily amused......tough crowd).

Sorry, but you can’t tell me where to and not to go. I’ll read what I want, post what I want and generally do whatever the heck I want, and you’re nobody to stop me.
I think I have a better sense of humor than you’d think. Granted, it isn’t all clean humor, and I also specify with sarcastic humor…

Huh...Psychic must be hard to amuse, then.

-_- You wouldn’t know. Don’t make assumptions.
I’m telling you right now: give me a shiny object (even a ball will do) and I’ll be happy for a good half-hour.

Plus if I had no sense of humor I’d take my role of Officer Krupke (from West Side Story- yes, we’re doing the play) so seriously that during ‘Gee Officer Krukpe’ I’d run onstage and strangle the Jets.



And listen; I know the standards here for comedies were set rather high by people like Typhlogirl and Yoru Ryu, I’ll admit that. But seriously, if you don’t want reviews, don’t post here. Not everyone will instantly love your fic, and that’s the truth. Live


~Psychic
PS: La Carlotta, liking CATS has nothing to do with it, and my name is spelt Psychic, kay?

 

[Eternal Daydreamer]

Anyway, yeah, you're right, it's a bit short, and for that I apologize. It's just that I find it hard to think of something funny, since I've never done a parody of Pokemon Colosseum, unlike Yoru Ryu.

Well, I never parodied Willy Wonka or Hocus Pocus till I tried. May I sugest prose, hm? Paragraphs are your friends...

For instance, I only had one Snag Machine (or, snack machine), whereas Yoru Ryu had three.

Wah? I still don't get what you are saying. Never played the game...

PS: La Carlotta, liking CATS has nothing to do with it, and my name is spelt Psychic, kay?

I'll remember the spelling this time around... And needed something to say in your defense. In my book, anyone who likes a musical can't be that bad... Anyways, I was right in saying you do have a sense of humor.

 

[SillyGoose]

Unfortunatley, unlike Ryu, you aren't funny...

 

[Morpher01]

As promised, I'm putting the audience into this episode. I'm also going to try to make this funnier. It's not likely that I'll succeed, but I'll try anyway.

Episode 1: The Toasters in the Bag​

The Outskirt Stand is a big, brown steam train that doesn't have wheels. It functions as a rest stop, but hey, what else is a derailed train for?

Audience: Making wrecks!

Shut. Up. You. Dorks.

Anyway, Wes, Umbreon and a pink dog with blue eyes, large ears, and a two-fingered tail (they look like fingers to me) ride on in. Wes steps out and pulls out a squirt gun, just as two shady people emerge from the train.

One has blonde hair styled like a firey mohawk, blue sunglasses, a pair of blue jeans, a black shirt, and a dark blue jacket (I haven't seen Folly enough to remember what he wears, sorry). This is Folly, a rather shady character.

The other wears a pair of pants on his head, as well as red sunglasses, another pair of blue jeans, another black shirt, and another dark blu-ish jacket (same with Trudly). This is Trudly, another shady character.

There is a green, hovering truck outside the train. It has a leather bag in the boot.

Dusty's voice: Thank you, come again! Wait, hold on, why does anybody want to visit a disembodied voice? I need a body! You, Willie's voice! Get me a computer! I need to visit ebay!

Willie's voice: Will do, Dusty's voice. I need a body, too.

Dusty's voice: We'll get two, then! Now hurry up, Willie's voice!

Folly: Man, we sure pigged out, huh Trudly?

Trudly: Heh, yeah. You look like Garfield, stuffing all that food down your face.

Folly: Cool! Garfield's my idol!

Trudly: *stares*

Folly: Uh...anyway, I could sure go for a drink right now.

Trudly: Yeah, me too. Why didn't you buy one when we were in there?

Folly: I, uh......went broke?

Trudly: *stares*

Wes: Wheeeee! Squirt gun! *blasts Folly and Trudly in their faces*

Folly:...okay, I don't want a drink now.

Trudly: Arrrgh. Let's just get this bag to the boss before Hazel over there opens it.

Wes: Bag? Ooooooooh.......what's in it?

Trudly: Stuff. Just stuff.

Wes: What kinda stuff?

Folly: *singing* Weeeeeeeeell.....

Trudly: DON'T YOU DARE!!!

Folly: *ignoring Trudly, still singing* Weeeeeeeell, we've got toasters, toasters, toasters, toasters, toasters, toasters, toasters, toasters...

Trudly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! THE DREADED TOASTERS SONG!!!!!!! IT BURNS MY EAAARRRSSSS!!!!!!!!!

Folly: Toasters, toasters, toasters, toasters, toasters that pop up cinnamon buns...

Espeon: Idiot! Toasters don't give you cinnamon buns!

Folly:....toasters that pop up mu-ffins.....

Umbreon: Nor do they give you muffins!

Folly:...toasters that pop up Miltank meat....

Trudly: Toasters do not give you Miltank meat!

Folly: *ignoring everybody* ....toasters that pop up Mareep chops....

Wes: Oooooooh.....Mareep toasters! Gimme, gimme, gimme!!!!!

Folly: ....and toasters that pop up Dus, kull-

Trudly: DON'T SAY IT!!!!!

Folly: .....what was I going to say?

Trudly: *smacks self in head, wobbling the pants sitting there* Forget it, let's just bring the gi...I mean, TOASTERS, to the boss. *gets in the truck, followed by Folly* *drives off*

Wes: Hey! They want to hog all those toasters to themselves! I'll get the toasters first! *gets in his Speedo....ah, I mean, SPEEDER* *drives after Folly and Trudly*

Audience: Is that the best you can do?! A stupid chase scene!? Cool! We love chases!!

Whatever. Anyway, Wes follows Trudly and Folly to a large, watery city called Phenac, where Folly and Trudly grab the bag and bring it to the entrance.

Folly: Are we there yet?

Trudly: Folly, you've already asked that fifty times on the way here! We just need to get this bag to the boss, THEN we'll be there.

Folly: Oh, okay.

Bag: Help, help! Kidnappers!

Trudly: Dang, that tape didn't shut them up!

Wes: Ooooooooh......talking toasters!

Bag: *different voice* What?! We're not toasters!

Trudly: Huh? *looks behind him, sees Wes* Well, well. If it ain't ol' Hazel. Look, pal, blame the fact that you heard all the stuff in the bag on your own bad luck! Go, Folly! *punches Folly in the back*

Folly: Folly! *picks Pokeballs off of his belt* Go, my Whismur! Beat this guy!

A pair of purple balls with yellow-tipped feet, ears and hands appear from Folly's Pokeballs.

Wes: Espeon, Umbreon, gogetem!

Espeon: Uh.....okay. *uses Confusion on one Whismur, making it faint*

Whismur A: Oi......that be hurtin' in the mornin'. *faints*

Whismur B: Haha, I will win, I am stronger than my brother!

Umbreon: Yanno, they say it's not whether you win or lose, it's how much fun you have doing it.

Whismur B: Haha, I will win, I will have more fun than you!

Umbreon: *stares with Espeon*

Folly: Whismur, Pound attack!

Whismur: Hiya, hut! *does a karate pose* Hi-ya! *does a kung-fu pose* Hoo-wa! *does a ninjitsu pose* Whatchyayayayaya!!! *leaps at Umbreon and Espeon*

Umbreon: *bites Whismur's foot*

*screen pauses*

*puts on a graduate's hat* Now, for all you pyshics nuts out there, the momentum that Whismur gathered by leapint towards Espeon and Umbreon, combined with Umbreon pulling on his foot, makes certain that the following will happen.

*screen un-pauses*

Umbreon: *accidentally pulls Whismur's foot off*

Whismur: *flies into the wall, without one foot* AAAAAAAAAHH!! MY FOOT!!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY THE FLUTE AGAIN!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY THE VIOLIN AGAIN!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY THE HARP AGAIN!!!! EEEEEEEEEEK!! *faints*

Folly: Uh......that was weird.

Trudly: No kidding. Let's get outta here. *runs off with Folly*

Random Person: Who were they!? What's this!?

Umbreon: Since Wes here is too stupid to do anything....

Wes: Wheeeee!!!

Umbreon: ....I'll untie the bag. *bites the bag*

Bag: *opens, revealing Rui and Dash inside*

Umbreon: What the-!?

Rui: *slaps Dash* You HAD to come into Pyrite to propose to me, didn't you?! Then you would make me clean the dishes, wash your sweaty clothes, and kiss you day in and day out. Well guess what?! I'M NOT MARRYING YOU!!!

Dash: But I love you!

Rui: BIG FAT HAIRY DEAL!!! I'M GOING WITH THIS GUY!!! *points at Wes, walks up to him* C'mon, you. *grabs his arm, pulls him to the mayor's office*

Umbreon and Espeon: *follows*

Audience: That was just plain weird.

So what?

*******

Read, review and rate!

 

[Yoru Ryu]

Hmmm, it still smells familar to me... the "Speedo/Speeder" line ¬¬ and i don't know if you had Dusty say "Thank you come again" because it's a typical thing for a shopkeeper to say, or because you intended to make it sound like Apu from The Simpsons like me. But i read too much into things.

I have to say Dash being in the bag with Rui was good though X3

 

[xXFallenButterflyXx]

Immediatly after reading the part where you say Espeon is pink, I stopped reading.

Espeon. Is. Purple.

But I'll go back and read the rest later. What IS the train for exactly?

... Beats me. *shrugs*

P.S.: Espeon's tail looks like noodles. :3

~;196; Fallen

 

[Morpher01]

Yoru Ryu: The line that Dusty had is actually that typical shopkeeper line. I've never played Sims, so don't expect me to know any stuff from that game series. But I'm glad you liked that part with Dash in the bag with Rui.

Fallen Angel: Y'know, now that I'm re-playing Colosseum, I just noticed that Espeon DOES look more purple than pink. Anyway, I say the train is some kinda rest stop, since travelers visit it on their journies.


I might put episode 2 up when my brain is actually working.

 

[Yoru Ryu]

I've never played Sims, so don't expect me to know any stuff from that game series.

It's not from The Sims... it's from The Simpsons. I don't play The Sims either.

Hopefully in your next chapter i won't be able to pick any of my lines out from it...

 

[Morpher01]

Oh, sorry...misread it. I don't watch the Simpsons, but I do catch glimpses on commercials.


This chapter might have more humor...and I'm not just saying it. Why? Because.....drumroll, please.............I'm putting stuff from......Monty Python!! I've been watching "Monty Python's Personal Best: Best of Graham Chapman", which came on last wedsnday night at 10:00 PM. I recorded it, and now I'm going to try to get some quotes from it.

No, I don't own Monty Python. Or Pokemon, for that matter.

Yeah, bit of a late disclaimer.

Episode 2: A Very Odd Mayor​

Here we are, still in Phenac. Rui's still being the dominant female, draggin' Wes over to the mayor's house, which is a tan brick building with a blue automatic door that has yellow designs on it. A tall man with red eyes, long, grey, flowing hair, and a pink-and-purple skirt walks out, looks at the group, then walks through the doorway in the wall.

Nascour: It's not a dress, it's a kilt! Sicko! *leaves*

Audience: Who you callin' a sicko, skirty-boy?

Rui: C'mon, let's go to the mayor. *goes inside followed by Espeon and Umbreon, dragging Wes as she goes*

Wes: Meep! *is dragged in*

Inside, there's brown carpeting, a TV with a penguin figuriene on top, a staircase, and a desk.

Rui: *gets those stupid big eyes* Hello? Mr. Mayor?

The group sees a very fat man in a brown coat with a grey shirt, blue jeans, black shoes, and grey hair. His hair and size suggest that he shall have a heart attack very soon. He is currently sitting in a chair behind the desk, reading some stupid book.

Audience: It's probably better than this show!

Shut it.

Es Cade: Ah, hello. Alself me to introduce mylow.

Group: *stares* *except for Wes* *who is watching TV*

Es Cade: ...I mean, myduce me to introlow alself.

Group: *still staring/watching TV*

Es Cade: ...uh, I mean, allow my to interself melow.

Group: *blinks.....no, wait....still staring/watching TV*

Audience: What a bunch of babble!

Es Cade: Uh, hold on for a moment. *smacks himself in the head with his book* Ah, that's better. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Es Cade, and I welcome you to my house, as I am the mayor.

Rui: Uh, mayor...?

Es Cade: WHERE!? *looks around wildly*

Group: *stares again*

Audience: That implies that he killed the REAL mayor and...

Es Cade: QUIET YOU FOOLS!!!!! *grabs his desk and chucks it into the audience* Uh...sorry about that. Yes, I am the mayor of this town. Therefore, I am avaible to offer you any advice, and junk like that.

Rui: Well, uh...I saw it!

Es Cade: Oh? C'mon, spit it out, whad'ya see?

Rui: A...a...Pokemon with a black aura!

Es Cade: Is that it?

Rui: Um...yes?

Es Cade: Oh...okay then. Your TV-loving friend over there seems like a trainer. Maybe he should take part in the next Colosseum challenge.

Wes: Nah, I'm too busy watching that penguin on top of your TV.

So THAT'S what he was watching. I guess my faith in his intelligence was misplaced.

Female Newscaster: *comes on TV* It is now daytime in Orre, but then, when is it not for non-Under inhabitants? Anyway, it's also time for the penguin on top of TV number eighty-eight to EXPLODE!

Penguin: *explodes*

Es Cade: I wonder how she knew that...

Female Newscaster: It was an inspired guess. Now, all people in Phenac going by the name of Wes, please go over to the Colosseum. Your sanity is waiting.

Wes: WEEEE!! Sanity! *runs out, followed by Rui, Espeon and Umbreon*

It takes Wes a while to get to the Colosseum without taking a knife and cutting people's heads open, looking for sanity in their brains. But he does make it with his insanity and stupidity intact. Then, the cheese truck from the Snagem hideout runs straight out the Colosseum's front door, being chased by the many Snagem grunts.

Wakin: Hey, Wes, c'mon! There's cheese waiting!

Wes: Nah, I'm lactose intolerant.

Wakin and the other Snagem grunts continue rushing after the cheese truck, pretty much ignoring what Wes said.

Rui: Um, Wes...being lactose intolerant means that you puke if you eat sugar products like ice cream...and cheese isn't a suger product.

Wes: I used to be with Team Snagem! Weee!

Rui: *stares*

Espeon: What he means is, he was a part of Team Snagem for a while, until he quit and stole the portable Snag Machine, which currently is on his left arm.

Rui: Oh, okay. Thanks for the translation.

Audience: It was really needed!

Espeon: Well, glad to know I'm needed.

Rui: Ah, we aren't getting anywhere! C'mon, let's go back to the mayor's house to see if we can get more advice.

Audience: You're actually relying on HIM?

Rui: Shut up! *runs back to mayor's house*

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And that's the end of episode two. I need more time to think of a personality for Trudly's Makuhita without making it too much like Yoru Ryu's before I put episode three.

 

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No reviews? Huh. Ah, well. I figured out a personality for Makuhita.


Here's the next episode. Enjoy!

Episode 3: The Odd Makuhita​

Wes, Rui, Espeon and Umbreon are all walking to the mayor’s house again. Geez, why DO they rely on that guy?

Espeon: Something just occurred to me…shouldn’t we be getting Pokeballs at the Outskirt Stand?

*checks script* Yeah, it does say that.

Rui: You can go if you want, but I’m not going back there. Not after Dash took me on a so-called date there…

*FLASHBACK*

Inside the train at the Outskirt Stand, there are a few people, as always. Dash and Rui get lowered into two empty chairs at the back of the train by mystical forces. Okay, it’s actually a couple of cranes that lower them onto the set that have been edited out for the home audience.

Dash: Hey, Dusty, what have you got?

Dusty: Well, I’ve got bacon, eggs and beans. Baked beans, eggs and spam. Spam, bacon, eggs and spam. Spam, spam, spam, bacon and beans. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

Everyone except Dash and Rui: *singing* Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

Dusty: ENOUGH ALREADY!! *everybody quiets down* Anyway, before I was interrupted, the SSSSSSSSSSSSBBSSS meal also has baked beans, spam, spam and spam. So, what’ll it be?

Rui: You got anything that doesn’t have “spam” in it?

Dusty: Well, we’ve got spam, bacon, eggs and spam. That doesn’t have much spam in it.

Rui: Yeah, but I don’t like spam.

Dusty: Come on, everyone likes spam!

Not me.

Rui: I DON’T LIKE SPAM!!

Dash: It’s okay, honey…

Rui: Don’t call me “honey”.

Dash: *ignoring Rui* …I’ll have your spam. I love spam. I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam…

Everyone except Rui: *singing again* Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…..

*FLASHBACK OVER*

Rui: I couldn’t get that song out of my head for a week.

Espeon: Fine then. *telekinetically summons five Pokeballs* There. We can go in.

The group all go into the mayor’s house, where they find Folly and Trudly again along with a disco fanatic in a yellow disco suit with an afro colored like a Pokeball. There are three men in colored armor. One has green armor, one has red armor, and the last one has blue armor.

Trudly: There! Master Miror B.! There’s the guy that nabbed the girl from us!

Miror B.: Oh, so this is him? Hohohohoho. I must say, my man, that we aren’t at liberty to keep your lady friend at liberty.

Wes: Lady liberty? Where?

Miror B.: Oh great, a stupid one. Very well. Trudly, take care of him. I’m going to chicken out and run away with Verde, Bluno and Rosso. *does, taking Verde, Bluno and Rosso with him*

Trudly: Go, Makuhita!

A fat, yellow Pokemon with blue boxing gloves appears from Trudly’s Pokeball.

Makuhita: Where my disks, yo? I can’t do my rappin’ ‘thout ‘em!

Oh God, I have no CLUE why I picked THAT particular personality.

Rui: Neither do I. Just catch it, Wes.

Wes: Booya! Take this! *throws a Pokeball, it hits Trudly*

Trudly: Ow!

Makuhita: G-g-g-g-g-go, go, go! Yea, yea, yea!

Espeon: Oh, for the love of….*telekinetically grabs a Pokeball, throws it at Makuhita, catches it*

Trudly: Oh, thanks. I was REALLY getting sick of that Makuhita’s rapping.

Rui: So was I. Let’s go to Pyrite, Wes.

Wes: Me likey!

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Sorry if it’s too short. I need some time to think of Bayleef’s personality. Read, review and rate!