maxx unlimited
<-Gender Undisclosed
I have a few warnings before I post this.
1. The characters you don't know are DDR characters (dance dance revolution)
2. Alice is a DDR character, not a pokemon character.
3. Contains MUCH character bashing.
4. Yes, Wallace is the one from pokemon.
Written by: Madison
Edited by: maxx unlimited
These stories are from about a year ago at this time.
I found them in my inbox in e-mail this afternoon.
With that being said, let the insanity begin!
Chapter 1: Where are we?
One day, on a normal street, in a normal town (ok,
maybe not NORMAL, seeing as there are pokemon
EVERYWHERE, but you get my drift) something not so
normal happened (even though it TECHNICALLY is normal,
but once again, you see where this is going)
In the middle of the street, there is a gigantic warp,
bubble,.....thing, yeah, let's go with that, forming.
Some random guy looks at it and drops whatever junk he
happens to be holding while he runs away screaming
like an idiot. The bubble gets bigger and bigger until
it pops and reveals some... people... if that's what
you want to call them...
Baby lon: Where are we?
Charmy (over enthusiastically, but she's like that all
the time...): I'M GONNA LIKE, SAVE THE WORLD!!!!
*awkward silence*
Baby lon: oooookay....
Emi: (running around in circles and flapping her arms
like a complete idiot) chickenpotpie chickenpotpie
chickenpotpie *gets in JC's face* CHICKENPOTPIE!!!!
JC: Personal space please... *pushes emi out of the
way*
Emi continues to express her apparent love of chicken
pot pie
Baby lon: I'm gonna ask this one more time: WHERE ARE
WE?!?
Charmy: I'M GONNA LIKE...
Everyone except Charmy and Emi who is STILL expressing
her love of chicken pot pie: WE KNOW!!!
Charmy (surprisingly normally): well, sor-ry
Emi: chickenpotpie chickenpotpie chickenpot...
Suddenly a bunch of birds come out of nowhere and
start pecking the life out of Emi.
Emi still runs around in circles, but now she is
screaming at the top of her lungs.
JC: we must have warped her or something...
Baby lon: Makes about as much sense as everything else
here...
No one talks for about thirty seconds, the only noise
is Emi's (completely ignored) shrieks of terror and/or
pain. (I'm hoping pain....)
Baby lon: say, if we're here, then where is?..
Princess Zukin : HELLO FRIENDS!!!
Everyone literally jumps out of surprise and the birds
fly away (pity...)
Emi: *pants* chicken...pot...pie... *falls on ground*
Wallace (who just happens to walk by): Who ARE you
people?!?
Emi is suddenly revived (once again, pity...) but now
she has the anime hearts coming out of her head and
her eyes are hearts... uh oh...
Baby lon: we...
Naoki: step aside, twerp, and let a REAL MAN handle
this.
Baby lon: raises an eyebrow, real man?...
Second chapter up!
Chapter 2: Simon Cowell?!?
So, somehow Naoki got Wallace to take him to the studio
(i think he just scared the poor guy) and so, here
they are, in a big room with a bunch of seats and a
stage...
Princess Zukin: (as Wallace walks by) *hearts and all
that junk* OH my gosh! He is so CUTE!!!
Alice: okay, 2 things. 1: Cute?!? What kind of taste
in... *pause* (slowly) men? *looks at Wallace, who is
tripping... on carpet* *snaps back to reality* Do you
have? and 2: You didn't notice him earlier? You are so
slow...
Princess Zukin: Huh? What? I don't get it! How do you do that?!
Alice: *forehead slap*
Emi (who is somewhere close to the stage): Hmm, there
must be some way... there HAS to be! *looks at
mechanical equipment* hmm...
Somewhere else...
Princess Zukin : ... and I was like fettuccini alfredo?! What a
weirdo! And she was like uh! And I was like uh! And
she was like...
JC (whispering): (to Alice) Is it possible to
get your ears talked off?
Alice: (to Princess Zukin) WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!
Suddenly the lights go out, a light pointing towards
the stage comes on.
Alice: What? Did I say the secret word?
Emi: (offstage) Ladies and gentlemen!
Baby lon: hey!
Emi: And baby! I want to present to you! the stunning,
the talented, the beautiful!
Some random charmander who was unfortunate enough to be
in the same room: *puts hands to mouth and runs to
find a trash can*
Emi: *jumps on to stage facing the wrong way* EMI!
*crickets chirp* *turns around* EMI! *silence* Uh,
let's just skip to the song, shall we? I would like to
dedicate this song to *looks at Wallace* what's your
name?
Wallace :it's....
Some random guy: Wimpy!
Wallace: it is NOT Wimpy! it's...
Emi: Ok then, Wimpy this song is dedicated to you!
Music starts…
Emi: (singing, very badly I might add) I'm so totally
into you! I'm so head-over-heels for you!
Some crowd that appeared out of nowhere: BOO!
Simon Cowell: That was absolute rubbish!
Emi: What the..? Simon Cowell?! Don't you belong on
American Idol?
Simon: Yes, American Idol and your worst nightmares!
Randy: He's right, dawg.
Emi:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Emi: Hmm, that's probably what would happen if I... oh
well, I don't care! *walks onto stage, takes
microphone and starts singing*
Princess Zukin: HE'S MINE!!!! *pounces on Emi*
Baby lon: Wow, I didn't know we'd get to see pro
wrestling too...
1. The characters you don't know are DDR characters (dance dance revolution)
2. Alice is a DDR character, not a pokemon character.
3. Contains MUCH character bashing.
4. Yes, Wallace is the one from pokemon.
Written by: Madison
Edited by: maxx unlimited
These stories are from about a year ago at this time.
I found them in my inbox in e-mail this afternoon.
With that being said, let the insanity begin!
Chapter 1: Where are we?
One day, on a normal street, in a normal town (ok,
maybe not NORMAL, seeing as there are pokemon
EVERYWHERE, but you get my drift) something not so
normal happened (even though it TECHNICALLY is normal,
but once again, you see where this is going)
In the middle of the street, there is a gigantic warp,
bubble,.....thing, yeah, let's go with that, forming.
Some random guy looks at it and drops whatever junk he
happens to be holding while he runs away screaming
like an idiot. The bubble gets bigger and bigger until
it pops and reveals some... people... if that's what
you want to call them...
Baby lon: Where are we?
Charmy (over enthusiastically, but she's like that all
the time...): I'M GONNA LIKE, SAVE THE WORLD!!!!
*awkward silence*
Baby lon: oooookay....
Emi: (running around in circles and flapping her arms
like a complete idiot) chickenpotpie chickenpotpie
chickenpotpie *gets in JC's face* CHICKENPOTPIE!!!!
JC: Personal space please... *pushes emi out of the
way*
Emi continues to express her apparent love of chicken
pot pie
Baby lon: I'm gonna ask this one more time: WHERE ARE
WE?!?
Charmy: I'M GONNA LIKE...
Everyone except Charmy and Emi who is STILL expressing
her love of chicken pot pie: WE KNOW!!!
Charmy (surprisingly normally): well, sor-ry
Emi: chickenpotpie chickenpotpie chickenpot...
Suddenly a bunch of birds come out of nowhere and
start pecking the life out of Emi.
Emi still runs around in circles, but now she is
screaming at the top of her lungs.
JC: we must have warped her or something...
Baby lon: Makes about as much sense as everything else
here...
No one talks for about thirty seconds, the only noise
is Emi's (completely ignored) shrieks of terror and/or
pain. (I'm hoping pain....)
Baby lon: say, if we're here, then where is?..
Princess Zukin : HELLO FRIENDS!!!
Everyone literally jumps out of surprise and the birds
fly away (pity...)
Emi: *pants* chicken...pot...pie... *falls on ground*
Wallace (who just happens to walk by): Who ARE you
people?!?
Emi is suddenly revived (once again, pity...) but now
she has the anime hearts coming out of her head and
her eyes are hearts... uh oh...
Baby lon: we...
Naoki: step aside, twerp, and let a REAL MAN handle
this.
Baby lon: raises an eyebrow, real man?...
Second chapter up!
Chapter 2: Simon Cowell?!?
So, somehow Naoki got Wallace to take him to the studio
(i think he just scared the poor guy) and so, here
they are, in a big room with a bunch of seats and a
stage...
Princess Zukin: (as Wallace walks by) *hearts and all
that junk* OH my gosh! He is so CUTE!!!
Alice: okay, 2 things. 1: Cute?!? What kind of taste
in... *pause* (slowly) men? *looks at Wallace, who is
tripping... on carpet* *snaps back to reality* Do you
have? and 2: You didn't notice him earlier? You are so
slow...
Princess Zukin: Huh? What? I don't get it! How do you do that?!
Alice: *forehead slap*
Emi (who is somewhere close to the stage): Hmm, there
must be some way... there HAS to be! *looks at
mechanical equipment* hmm...
Somewhere else...
Princess Zukin : ... and I was like fettuccini alfredo?! What a
weirdo! And she was like uh! And I was like uh! And
she was like...
JC (whispering): (to Alice) Is it possible to
get your ears talked off?
Alice: (to Princess Zukin) WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!
Suddenly the lights go out, a light pointing towards
the stage comes on.
Alice: What? Did I say the secret word?
Emi: (offstage) Ladies and gentlemen!
Baby lon: hey!
Emi: And baby! I want to present to you! the stunning,
the talented, the beautiful!
Some random charmander who was unfortunate enough to be
in the same room: *puts hands to mouth and runs to
find a trash can*
Emi: *jumps on to stage facing the wrong way* EMI!
*crickets chirp* *turns around* EMI! *silence* Uh,
let's just skip to the song, shall we? I would like to
dedicate this song to *looks at Wallace* what's your
name?
Wallace :it's....
Some random guy: Wimpy!
Wallace: it is NOT Wimpy! it's...
Emi: Ok then, Wimpy this song is dedicated to you!
Music starts…
Emi: (singing, very badly I might add) I'm so totally
into you! I'm so head-over-heels for you!
Some crowd that appeared out of nowhere: BOO!
Simon Cowell: That was absolute rubbish!
Emi: What the..? Simon Cowell?! Don't you belong on
American Idol?
Simon: Yes, American Idol and your worst nightmares!
Randy: He's right, dawg.
Emi:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Emi: Hmm, that's probably what would happen if I... oh
well, I don't care! *walks onto stage, takes
microphone and starts singing*
Princess Zukin: HE'S MINE!!!! *pounces on Emi*
Baby lon: Wow, I didn't know we'd get to see pro
wrestling too...
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