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Pokemon for President v. 2

WizardTrubbish

WizardTrubbish

much more beastly
This was a fun game that was around last spring, back in the good 'ole days, and I'm bringing it back

In this game, you nominate a Pokemon for president and make a case for it's nomination. Then, the next person runs a slander campaign and states why that Pokemon should no be president, then nominate their own Pokemon

Example:

Arceus for president because it's literally god
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Shouldn't we keep church and state separate?

Braviary for president because it's so 'Murican
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The rules:
- All SPPf Rules apply
- Please avoid 'cause it's awesome' and 'because it sucks' posts
- Please avoid making a case for the same Pokemon all the time
- If you get ninja'd, please edit in a response to the above person so they aren't ignored.
- No bashing. Pokemon or reasoning, none of it.


Begin!

Kangaskhan for president because its Mega evolution gives us two presidents for the price of one!
 
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The Imposter

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One of the presidents will be a baby and babies aren't exactly known for their leadership abilities!

Meowth for president because Pay Day will fix the American debt crisis!
 
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Rotom Router

Just Won't Stay Dead
The influx of coins will bring about an economic collapse!

Shedinja for president as his Wonder Guard allows him to focus on only the most critical of issues!
 
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The Imposter

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Other issues make him fold like a light breeze! Not every issue is important, but they'll still crush him!

Goomy for president because Goomy is adorable and will make the Middle East fold to America's cuteness!
 
WizardTrubbish

WizardTrubbish

much more beastly
Russia would never take us seriously with such an adorable leader

Charizard for president because it's the most popular Pokemon, so it obviously has charisma
 
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Rotom Router

Just Won't Stay Dead
This just in! Charizard hospitalized after an unknown assailant threw a rock at him!

Swirlix for president as its sugary sweetness will give our enemies such a sugar rush that they can't function properly!
 
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The Imposter

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What happens when America gets diabetes?

Pikachu for president because America is the hero, and Pikachu was also fat in Colosseum
 
WizardTrubbish

WizardTrubbish

much more beastly
The Pikachu in the anime pisses me off, so can we really trust him as president?

Snorlax for president because it's fat, much like every American
 
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Pamizard

Queen of Charizards!
Wouldn't that mean Snorlax will eat everything and cause famine in the country?

I nominate Delibird for President because he will bring gifts to all the poor and needy.
 
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The Imposter

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There's a chance of the gifts blowing up and killing us all.

Spinda for president because his drunkenness will bring us closer to France. what?
 
WizardTrubbish

WizardTrubbish

much more beastly
We'd never win another war!

Xerneas for president because it's the most powerful Pokemon according to me right now
 
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Rotom Router

Just Won't Stay Dead
Spinda can't even walk straight, how is it supposed to lead our nation?
Ninja'd. Xerneas is pro nature and life, and in this technologically advanced era that is unacceptable!

Pyroar for president because it should know a thing or two about leading a pack and having pride!
 
WizardTrubbish

WizardTrubbish

much more beastly
But why is it normal type? That makes no sense! This thing hates logic

Magikarp for president because it isn't hiding anything
 
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Pamizard

Queen of Charizards!
but if flops around all the time, its not smart

Mewtwo for president because it can mega evolve into a pure muscle fighter or a small, quick genius
 
WizardTrubbish

WizardTrubbish

much more beastly
It's just a rip-off of Pikachu. Plagiarism is a no-no

Bulbasaur because it's first in the Pokedex, so there's nothing for it to rip-off
 
Crimson Penguin

Crimson Penguin

Marchin' on
Bulbasaur is capable of Stun Sporing and Sleep Powdering our citizens and Cabinet members, so that wouldn't be good! Conspiracy theorists would go nuts!

Flareon for president because it's an underdog and America loves to root for the underdog!
 
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Rotom Router

Just Won't Stay Dead
Eeveeloutions are overrated! Nobody wants a president they've seen plenty of times already!

Aurorus for president so we can never have too hot of a day again!
 
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The Imposter

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Aurorus has a signature ability. America just rips off other countries

Feebas because it has a small chance of becoming something beautiful, just like America did before hamburgers were invented
 
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